21-02-2003 08:25									#1
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So... have you ever convinced your friends casually you're sleeping with that special girl you're hanging with, only to stave off a reputation that you might be gay?

...and no, me and asher have never met - moron!@@!#

	21-02-2003 08:28									#2
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no, but I slipped and landed on my ass on the way to my car today. According to NYS law I think I can sue the property owner even though Im uninjured. But I was too lazy.

	21-02-2003 08:28									#3
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no

everyone knows that I am geting no action

and there is always someone saying that I am gay (has been so since I was 12, hell, my dad thought I was gay for a while (maybe still))

Jon Miller

	21-02-2003 08:29									#4
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quote: Originally posted by Zylka So... have you ever convinced your friends casually you're sleeping with that special girl you're hanging with, only to stave off a reputation that you might be gay?

My existence from 17-22. Thanks.

	21-02-2003 08:31									#5
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quote: Originally posted by Zylka So... have you ever convinced your friends casually you're sleeping with that special girl you're hanging with, only to stave off a reputation that you might be gay?

Nope.

Most people don't believe me when I say I'm bi though.

Then again, I hate fashion, I like rock music, I like hockey, I don't have a lisp, I'm not limp-wristed, and I don't use words like "fabulous".

	21-02-2003 08:34									#6
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But you have highlights in your hair.

	21-02-2003 08:35									#7
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quote: Originally posted by Skanky Burns But you have highlights in your hair.

This is true -- and I also keep a toned body.

Unfortunately, highlights are extremely common among straights where I live too.

	21-02-2003 08:42									#8
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quote: Originally posted by Zylka So... have you ever convinced your friends casually you're sleeping with that special girl you're hanging with, only to stave off a reputation that you might be gay?

My friends usually assume that I'm not gay since I don't try to play grabass with them.

Actually, if I started telling them that I was banging some chick, then it might actually cause them to start thinking that I was gay. I'm usually pretty closed about my sex life, so if I suddenly started giving them all of the gory details then they'd probably assume that I was trying to hide a newly discovered penchant for buggery.

	21-02-2003 08:45									#9
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quote: Originally posted by loinburger My friends usually assume that I'm not gay since I don't try to play grabass with them.

Newsflash! Gay men, especially closeted ones, don't generally go around playing grabass with their friends...

	21-02-2003 08:45									#10
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I've got loinburger in a wheelbarrow as we speak.

	21-02-2003 08:47									#11
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov Newsflash! Gay men, especially closeted ones, don't generally go around playing grabass with their friends...

Dammit! there goes another stereo-typical image down the drain!

	21-02-2003 08:47									#12
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What is with you and gardening, Ted?

	21-02-2003 08:50									#14
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov Newsflash! Gay men, especially closeted ones, don't generally go around playing grabass with their friends...

That may be, but my male friends are composed of a. guys who don't know any better since they don't know many homosexuals, and b. guys who don't know any better because all of their homosexual friends are flaming. So, as far as either group is concerned, if I'm not playing grabass then I'm probably not a homosexual.

	21-02-2003 08:50									#15
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov Newsflash! Gay men, especially closeted ones, don't generally go around playing grabass with their friends...

But Boris, according to the conservative backlash against decent respect for other people, we're not suppose to let others know that we're offended by it.
Remember -- we're PC psychos if we're offended by negative, stereotypical remarks.

Shut up, and put up with it, is the motto I guess.

	21-02-2003 08:52									#16
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I wasn't offended by it.

For christ sake, look who said it. Don't you guys know loinburger's style?

	21-02-2003 08:53									#17
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Wutang!

	21-02-2003 08:54									#18
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Hereuntoforthwith, I declare this thread to be Wutangalicious.

	21-02-2003 09:04									#19
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quote: Originally posted by Asher I wasn't offended by it. For christ sake, look who said it. Don't you guys know loinburger's style?

I wasn't offended by it either...I was just pointing out the odd contradiction of a closeted gay guy going around grabbing men's asses...

	21-02-2003 09:07									#20
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A lot of closeted gay guys do that very thing, but they call it wrestling.

	21-02-2003 09:14									#21
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True, and a lot of heterosexual male athletes do it for some strange reason.

	21-02-2003 09:15									#22
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Gay guys,

I am looking for a mousse that leaves my hair with lots of hold and control but leaves it with a natural look and feel. Any suggestions?

(Yes I am serious).

	21-02-2003 09:24									#23
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shave your hair.

my long hair is starting to bug me. And I dont have reaons to have my hair long anymore either.

	21-02-2003 09:27									#24
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I'm a little too pale for that.

I'd look like American History X skinhead gang.

	21-02-2003 09:29									#25
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I know you guys know this question!!!

Do I have to go walk down Santa Monica Boulevard with my shirt off or what?!?!

	21-02-2003 09:31									#26
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Wu-Tang is doing a concert at my college come this Saturday

	21-02-2003 09:42									#27
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Ted: Look into hair wax.

	21-02-2003 09:44									#28
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quote: Originally posted by Ted Striker I'm a little too pale for that. I'd look like American History X skinhead gang.

Some people who are afraid of looking like skinheads actually turn out looking good with no hair.

and I dont mean wax, just shave. Maybe leave a milimeter of hair left over...

	21-02-2003 09:44									#29
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Thanks Ash, I've never tried that before...

	21-02-2003 09:49									#30
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It's what I use, there's a ton of variety. Some are shiny, some are natural, the effect is usually the same. It lets you do stuff without looking fake.