23-02-2003 08:18									#1
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Okay just to let you know ahead of time I have NO clue what this says and I apologize if its anything offensive.


My friend and I are talking on messenger and he sent this to me;


hei son, hvordon gordon?

jeg er sa kjeme glad i kjarsten min, jeg tully elsker hum

hun



I would go use an online translator, except Ive spent the last hour trying to find one that translates Norwegian

	23-02-2003 08:38									#2
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Oooh, bad timing. All the Norwegianese people are fast asleep by now.

	23-02-2003 09:21									#3
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It's not offensive. Now, I don't speak Norwegian but I do speak Swedish, so I'll give it a shot.

It says something like:

Hi, how's it hanging?
I am so happy ... *something* I truly love her/him.
him/her.

That's what I gathered, Norwegian guys can correct me.

	23-02-2003 18:20									#4
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bumping for Space05us..

	23-02-2003 18:58									#5
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Based on my extensive experience listening to the Swedish Chef from the Muppets and a conversation with the crazy Norwegian Girl in my Chemistry class, I can safely say that you recieved a sexual proposition.

Though where you can be expected to find that much mayo so quickly I have no idea.

	23-02-2003 20:01									#6
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quote: Originally posted by Space05us Okay just to let you know ahead of time I have NO clue what this says and I apologize if its anything offensive. My friend and I are talking on messenger and he sent this to me; hei son, hvordon gordon? jeg er sa kjeme glad i kjarsten min, jeg tully elsker hum hun I would go use an online translator, except Ive spent the last hour trying to find one that translates Norwegian

who wrote this? no offense, but it's full of mistakes

"Hi, how's it going?

I love my girlfriend very much, I tully love her.

she"

note: "tully" isn't a norwegian word. I don't know what it means

	23-02-2003 20:05									#7
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btw, it might as well be "boyfriend".
It's impossible to say if "hum" is supposed to be "ham" (him) or "hun" (her).

	23-02-2003 20:18									#8
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YYESS! I almost got it!

	23-02-2003 20:29									#9
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not bad for a finnjævel

	23-02-2003 20:32									#10
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"finnjævel"

I remember this word! Crazy Norwegian girl told me what a jaevel is.

....did you just call Pekka a Finnish Tosser?

	23-02-2003 20:35									#11
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Nah.. It doesn't mean so much tosser.. more like devil, or something like that. I think if I'd put some effort, I could learn Norwegian pretty fast! That would be cool, then learn to speak Estonia, since that is so close to our language. How cool would it be to have 5 languages in your resume? COOL!

	23-02-2003 20:37									#12
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But to be realistic, I could just learn how to speak Swedish properly so I could say I handle 3 languages.. No use to know little about 9 languages and not be able to speak them properly.

	23-02-2003 20:56									#13
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thank you Gangerolf, and Pekka

	23-02-2003 21:03									#14
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no problem.

I would like to learn finnish but I don't think I'll get the opportunity unless I move to Finland. As of now, I know about 8 words in finnish. I also used to know the finnish word for moose (or was it reindeer?) vagina but I seem to have forgotten it.