23-02-2003 22:19									#1
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National Coalition, Finland's conservative party, has some weird, unresolved issues. This can be seen in their flagrant abuse of nudity as the election approaches. In this and the past election, their youth organization's been using nudity in their posters. In the last election they had three young parliamentary candidates pictured nude from behind, and in this election their posters have had a picture of bare buttocks.

The "real" Coalition's taken into nudity, as well. Their posters are showing the party leader Ville Itälä nude, at least from the waist up - the posters have Itälä shirtless. In the last election, Helsinki cote magnet and right-wing kingpin Ben Zyscowicz was interviewed on TV by naked Linda Lampenius (Linda was a blonde Vanessa Mae clone who posed on Playboy, which Finns interpreted to mean that now Finland is famous and everyone would buy our tellyphones. Yes, Finns have weird, unresolved issues, too.)

What's next? Will the trend expand further? Will we see Silvio Berlusconi's penis? Will Bush campaign 2004 include Bush's bare buttocks, with Tony Blair's lips still firmly attached?

WILL WE SEE NAKED MARGARET THATCHER?

The mind reels.

	23-02-2003 22:22									#2
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This trend cannot be contained. We must preemptively strike with a picture of "Big Guns" Maggie to end this threat once and for all.

	23-02-2003 22:25									#3
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Stefu, Aren't you forgetting the.. what's the guys name, the guy who is defending mental illness patients like crazy.. anyway he did a nude calendar for his wife, and pictures where on tv too, and he's going to use them because others are doing nude pictures too

	23-02-2003 22:29									#4
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Damn you man! Naked Thacher

At least you could have brought up some far more telegenic politician.

On topic: has the naked strategy worked? Does it get them more votes? And what are these conseratives like on social issues?

	23-02-2003 22:31									#5
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I don't know if it works really.. maybe a little..
Conservatives are quite left on the social issues, if you compare them to let's say the US dems..

	23-02-2003 22:35									#6
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They're mostly not really very concerned with social issues, except with crime (they're against it). Economy's their thing.

	23-02-2003 22:37									#7
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Tony Blair is going to whip out his dong and call the House of Commons into session....

	23-02-2003 22:37									#8
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Naked politicians in Finland? This should have made it into the evil, evil Finland thread.

	23-02-2003 22:39									#9
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Pictures so we can see examples?

Wait wait wait...no, forget I said that. NO!!!!!!!

	23-02-2003 22:43									#10
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quote: no, forget I said that

Forgettin' you said no!

Here you can see the buttocks. I trust it's not pornographic, as they aren't very appealing buttocks.

	23-02-2003 22:44									#11
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Boris, wouldn't you love to see Sen. John Edwards running around in a little speedo?

	23-02-2003 22:49									#12
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quote: Originally posted by Timexwatch Boris, wouldn't you love to see Sen. John Edwards running around in a little speedo?

No. Would you like to see Hillary Clinton in a thong?

	23-02-2003 22:53									#13
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Well, if politicians in the US start running around all naked, there surely will be only one winner.

Bill Clinton

	23-02-2003 22:54									#14
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That's a toss up......

	23-02-2003 23:02									#15
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hey this is a good thing. people are afraid of nude bodies in the U.S.

	23-02-2003 23:05									#16
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Ehhh, fatty clinton in a speedo... :vomite:

	24-02-2003 01:34									#17
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Can't you just imagine naked Clinton doing the helicopter and shouting "Hoo haa!"?

	24-02-2003 01:37									#18
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i stefu

	24-02-2003 04:13									#19
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lol :lol