23-02-2003 23:19									#1
	I have found the SECRET to creating hip hop/rap music!! Put an end to popups!

http://embarrassing.net/images/rnb-creator.jpg

	23-02-2003 23:31									#2
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so true

	23-02-2003 23:37									#3
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I've got to send this to one of my college friends, he'll die...

	24-02-2003 01:10									#4
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bump for more smiles!

	24-02-2003 01:14									#5
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Now add "Phil Collins" under "Knight Rider Theme"...

anyone heard it yet?

	24-02-2003 01:15									#6
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LOL

	24-02-2003 01:16									#7
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i heard a phil collins song mixed with an accapella of a del the funky homosapien song. it worked on many levels.

	24-02-2003 01:34									#9
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If this doesn't have to do with taking a tape recorder into the holy bowel movement room then I'm not looking

	24-02-2003 03:26									#13
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Speer, where are you?!

	24-02-2003 03:35									#14
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I love hip hop, but ignorance is still funny.

BTW Asher you ****ing idiot you ruined the trend of single smilies.

	24-02-2003 06:34									#20
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It's funny because it's true!

	24-02-2003 08:24									#22
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quote: Originally posted by Shi Huangdi It's funny because it's true!

If it's that easy, what was your last CD and how many millions did it make? Only a dumbas_ would even try to discuss hiphop and rap as if they're the same thing. What we have here is nothing but a bunch of jealous white boys who wish they could do the same thing, but that requires something none of you have, talent.

	24-02-2003 08:32									#23
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aww sorry Carver, did we hurt your widdle feelings?

	24-02-2003 08:36									#24
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I saw a 60 Minutes once where Ja Rule went through the process of making a song.

In brief, it takes about 15 minutes. He mindlessly raps into a microphone, his audio engineers cut out the incoherent parts and then they add a synthetic beat and samples to the background. Then it sells millions...

	24-02-2003 08:48									#25
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quote: Originally posted by Carver If it's that easy, what was your last CD and how many millions did it make? Only a dumbas_ would even try to discuss hiphop and rap as if they're the same thing. What we have here is nothing but a bunch of jealous white boys who wish they could do the same thing, but that requires something none of you have, talent.

What is it with people thinking that if other people make fun of something, then they MUST be jealous of that thing? Personally I hate Hip-hop (but not rap), and on that note, I DO have musical talen. No, I don't have the talent to sell millions (read: I don't like making music based on current trends so as to make maximum profit), I have the talent to make music I like (well, talent in the making...I'm only 16). I find the majority of hip-hop to be un-original crap made solely to sell on most young men's urges and wants: sex, women, drugs, alcohol, money. Believe it or not, there are songs called "Wearin' No Draws" and "No Panties on the Dance Floor" (yes, they are about what their names say), and one about a "car wash" involving women (you know what I mean). There is no talent in that that I would ever want.

Thank you, and good night.

[Edit_added]And whiever based talent off of profit? That is most rediculous measure, only usable to judge how well a creator knows the current trends. Some of the best artists I can think of sell barely 1/100th of what hip-hop artists make, but are a 1000 times better than most hip-hop artists.[/Edit]

	24-02-2003 08:50									#26
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Cool. Now I can use this to get me the "cash money" and "bling bling", yo.

	24-02-2003 09:52									#27
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werd

	24-02-2003 10:03									#28
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Ja rule is a horrible rapper. Great rhymes are rare, just look at Jurassic 5 for some true music.
"What we have here is nothing but a bunch of jealous white boys who wish they could do the same thing, but that requires something none of you have, talent."

	24-02-2003 10:13									#29
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quote: Originally posted by Asher I saw a 60 Minutes once where Ja Rule went through the process of making a song. In brief, it takes about 15 minutes.

Could this be because 60 minutes didn't want that story to take up more than a quarter of their air time?



I like this eminem rhyme:

quote: It's known that I'm strapped At any moment I could snap I'm the equivalent of what would happen if Bush rapped

it conjures funny images.

	24-02-2003 10:14									#30
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quote: Originally posted by Carver If it's that easy, what was your last CD and how many millions did it make? Only a dumbas_ would even try to discuss hiphop and rap as if they're the same thing. What we have here is nothing but a bunch of jealous white boys who wish they could do the same thing, but that requires something none of you have, talent.