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alva is offline alva
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Republic of Flanders
Sep 2001
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What does 'petting your cat in a more then friendly way' excactly mean

Tuberski is offline Tuberski
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Feb 2002
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What does 'petting your cat in a more then friendly way' excactly mean





Ummmmmm, nothin'.




If anyone has done animal husbandry, I think that's close enough for to bestiality to count.

I have never jumped from an airplane.

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Anodyne is offline Anodyne
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Being perverse is bad.
Jan 2001
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I have never jumped from an airplane.
Nor from a train or bus.
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A Wyandot lost in "The City" SF,CA
Dec 2000
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I have never jumped from an airplane (thank God!)

alva is offline alva
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Republic of Flanders
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I have

(hey, he didn't say it had to be up in the air )

I have never made a DL that I didn't confess about

(no others either, but otherwise, this is going to be to easy )

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monolith94 is offline monolith94
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New England
Jan 1970
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I did. Still no one knows who it was.
Doesn't matter now, as it was from before the forums merged, and such.
I have never used wireless networking.
Stuie is offline Stuie
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Sep 2001
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I have never used wireless networking.
monolith94 is offline monolith94
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New England
Jan 1970
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You technological peasant!
Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Aug 2001
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I want to recap:

I have never been on a SkiBob (A wha?)

I have danced naked (private show only, dammit)

I have never owned an Apple Computer. (my parents had an Apple IIe...does that count?)

I have never drank from a beer bong. (point?)

I've gotten speeding tickets. 3 I think.

I have never been in a hot-air balloon.

I've been in a musical (It may shock some here to learn this. It may shock them even more to know I played Henry Higgins! )

I've never committed a beastiality. I've been in bed with a few animals before, but they were of the human kind.

I have used wireless networking.

As for something new...

I've never gone Christmas Caroling door to door.
monolith94 is offline monolith94
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I have.
I have never had sex with a man.
Zero is offline Zero
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Bouncing back and forth
Sep 2002
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As a party drinking game we used to play it where everyone took it in turns to say they'd never done something and anyone who had had to stand up and drink.


That game is especially great if you state an embarrassing statements. I dunnon if you guys play rule with person stating has to have never done what he is stating, but I always drink with my statement, cause well isnt drinking game more fun when your drinking?

For example, You would say, "I never masturbate", Then everyone takes a shot!
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*thinks*
Or anyone, for that matter!
Stuie is offline Stuie
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quote:
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I have danced naked (private show only, dammit)


Ya mean you were dancing by yourself? At least I had company.

Edited out the xmas carols due to cross posting:

I have never had sex with a man.
Tiamat is offline Tiamat
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.....and George's daughter
Mar 2000
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Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Aug 2001
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It's like tennis!

I have had sex with a man.

I have never watched a complete episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Aug 2001
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quote:
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Ya mean you were dancing by yourself? At least I had company.



Who said I was by myself?

Calc, what's so embarrassing about that? Like anyone would believe someone who says they don't masturbate. I'd stand up and sing it for them.

loinburger is offline loinburger
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Sweet Sauce Jones
Jul 1999
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I have never watched a complete episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.


I'll do you one better: I've seen the movie!

I have never urinated in public.
Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Aug 2001
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I have urinated in public

I have never been bitten by a spider. *shudders*
Stuie is offline Stuie
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quote:
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Who said I was by myself?


You said private show only.......... err... never mind.

Come on, loinburger! You NEVER urinated in public!?

I have never been bitten by a spider.
Tiamat is offline Tiamat
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Mar 2000
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I have never been bitten by a spider.
alva is offline alva
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Sep 2001
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Hey Boris, you commented on all but the DL statement

loinburger is offline loinburger
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Come on, loinburger! You NEVER urinated in public!?


I suppose I should have been more clear. "I have never urinated in such a way that others could marvel at my splendorous loins and/or remarkable urine trail, but instead have always hidden my shame."

I have, however, been bitten by a spider.

I have never put live gerbils (or any other member of the rodent family) in my trousers.
Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Aug 2001
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Hey Boris, you commented on all but the DL statement


Oops, missed the airplane one, too! I've never jumped out of an airplane, and I've never created a DL...except when I've forgotten my login to a site and have re-registered.
Shi Huangdi is offline Shi Huangdi
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Apr 1999
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I have bitten by a spider.

I have never been part of a punk band.
alva is offline alva
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Republic of Flanders
Sep 2001
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No gerbils or punkband here.
alva is offline alva
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Republic of Flanders
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quote:
I have never put live gerbils (or any other member of the rodent family) in my trousers.


Aaahh, Now I know what Tubski meant...

Edit: quoted wrong eugh quote

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Aug 2001
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I once put my pet hamster in my pocket. Does that count?

Um, no to the punk band thing.
loinburger is offline loinburger
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Sweet Sauce Jones
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quote:
 Originally posted by Boris Godunov
I once put my pet hamster in my pocket. Does that count?


Depends. Was this pocket on a pair of shorts, or was it on a pair of trousers?
Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Khaki pants, probably.
loinburger is offline loinburger
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Doesn't count, then. They've got to be trousers. (Or pantaloons, at the very least.)
 
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