28-02-2003 08:51									#61
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Rats. (not the in-trousers kind)

	28-02-2003 08:53									#62
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I have danced naked (both, in private and public)
I have urinated in public (just the way loinburger described it )
I have put live gerbils in my trousers (although it was more or less an accident)
I have been bitten by a spider (not poisonous, but it still hurt)
and
I HAVE been part of a punk band (played guitar)

but I have never shaved all of my body hair.

	28-02-2003 08:57									#63
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Nope, havn't done that either, I have done certain parts, but not all of them.

	28-02-2003 09:05									#64
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I have never shaved all my body hair.

	28-02-2003 09:13									#65
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I had a pet rat crawl up my pant leg once but I stopped him from getting any higher then my knee. I've never been in any band, much less a punk band, though I have been bitten by several spiders (and a dog, and gopher snake, and once by a really mean fish, plus I had a scorpion sting me once). I have jumped out off five different airplanes, I have never created a DL, I have urinated in public on numerous occasions, I have never received a ticket for urinating in public though I did receive a ticket for drinking in public while a hot girl who pissed in the bush next to me got away Scot free (I did get her phone number, I did go on two dates with her, and I never got to sleep with her). Being a man I have of course masturbated and anyone who says he hasn't is a liar.

I have, of course, never had sex with a man though I have done a few girls in the ass (three to be precise). I have not however gotten laid in the last four months.

	28-02-2003 09:14									#66
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Oh, and I have never shaved all of my body hair.

	28-02-2003 09:17									#67
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quote: Originally posted by Oerdin I have, of course, never had sex with a man

Why "of course?" Do you think your heterosexuality just radiates from the screen at us?

	28-02-2003 09:21									#68
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No it doesn't thus I am simply making it obvious.

	28-02-2003 10:13									#69
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"I have, of course, never had sex with a man though I have done a few girls in the ass (three to be precise)."
What exactly is the difference between a girl's and a guy's ass? Besides amount of hair?

	28-02-2003 10:15									#70
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That's similar as asking what the difference is between kissing a man and kissing a woman....

	28-02-2003 10:16									#71
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One has a penis and the other doesn't.

	28-02-2003 11:46									#72
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quote: What exactly is the difference between a girl's and a guy's ass?

quote: One has a penis and the other doesn't.

What kind of freaks have you been looking at?

	28-02-2003 11:55									#73
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ButButBUt!!! I Have been on a skibob!!!!

	28-02-2003 12:03									#74
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What is a skibob btw?

Is that like motorbike on ski's , because if so I've on one too. Great fun

(that was in finland btw)

	28-02-2003 12:07									#75
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Ok this one may slip in under a technicality but I think it's going to be the closest to getting on with the thread.

I had shaved all my body hair, under arms, legs....naughty bits, but due to medication I was on at the time for my illness my what was left came out. So all body hair was gone. Does that count? Judges??

	28-02-2003 12:15									#76
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That definitely counts.
I have never broken a bone, interestingly enough.

	28-02-2003 12:18									#77
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So do I start off with an I never?

	28-02-2003 12:18									#78
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Like a snowmobile?

	28-02-2003 13:06									#79
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ski-bob:

	28-02-2003 13:36									#80
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And here I was thinking skibob was something horrible,

	28-02-2003 15:28									#81
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So that's basically skiing for people who are too lazy to keep standing up

	28-02-2003 17:38									#82
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Where are we? I have been in a punk band (lead singer) and broken a bone or two. And yes alva, skibobs are for people too lazy to ski standing up. Anyway...

I have never worked in a fast food restaurant.

	28-02-2003 17:47									#83
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I've never worked in a fast food restaurant.

	28-02-2003 17:47									#84
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I worked in a McD for about two weeks. Hated it.

I have never driven a dog sled

	28-02-2003 18:09									#85
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I walked a borzoi (Russian wolfhound) on a mortorcycle going at 30 mph (54 kph), aforementioned borzoi lunging after rabbit and almost pulling over me, motorcycle, and sister holding leash (her dog). At this point the borzoi was the foward force. Does that count?

	28-02-2003 18:21									#86
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sure

	28-02-2003 18:34									#87
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OK, so I've driven a dog bike.

I've never - damn, this is difficult - OK, my wife looking over my shoulder just suggested - no, bad idea, really bad idea - I've never been at the birth of my child - my wife is due in the next three days (she's protesting claiming I'm awful).

	28-02-2003 18:44									#88
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I've never been at the birth of mine, or anyone's child.

	28-02-2003 19:11									#89
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I've not either.

	28-02-2003 19:12									#90
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I was present at the birth of all three of my children.

I have never passionately kissed my signficant other's best friend.