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DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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Sep 1999
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Ron Jeremy: al-Qaida mastermind? Got spare money?

You decide?
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It looks like he's not being well taken care of now that he is in a Pakistani jail.
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Somebody was listening to Rush Limbaugh today.....we heard the same comment about Mr. Jeremy.
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Ron needs to stop by the FBI office for one of those "voluntary" questioning periods.
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jeebus, he's ugly. and i'm straight, too.
Ted Striker is offline Ted Striker
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DuncanK is offline DuncanK
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They don't really look too much like each other.
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His time in Al-Qaeda made him grew chest hair. Those guys in caves are real men

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I can only imagine what the OBL videos would have been like if Ron Jeremy were directing

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I can only imagine what the OBL videos would have been like if Ron Jeremy were directing
It would have been boring with women wearing burkhas
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The crescendo would be at the moment they'd let part of their ankle show.
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I'm surprised Rush didn't accuse Ron Jeremy of being the Al Qaeda mastermind and a liberal puppet.

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Mario! How could you?!
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Dilbert
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I'd say that Ron Jeremy is harmless, unless his penis is considered to be a weapon of mass destruction by the CIA. In which case, I'm in trouble too.
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Mario is Stalin.
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It's hard to deny Mario's involvement in 9/11...

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quote:
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Mario is Stalin.




And Luigi?
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It's hard to deny Mario's involvement in 9/11...

Az is offline Az
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Read it all here:

http://www.geocities.com/murmario/

(In my opinion, the most hilarious web-satire piece, EVER )

Luigi: tough
Sava is offline Sava
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that's wrong ixnay... so wrong

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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quote:
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I'd say that Ron Jeremy is harmless, unless his penis is considered to be a weapon of mass destruction by the CIA. In which case, I'm in trouble too.


In trouble as a potential target of his weapon?
Paul Hanson is offline Paul Hanson
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Ah, very clever.

No, because I possess a weapon of identical (some might say even greater) power.
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Well, you know where the male babe thread is.
Paul Hanson is offline Paul Hanson
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You mean the thread for males that contains babes, for the thread with male babes in it?
Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Which do you think I care about?
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Ah, very clever.

No, because I possess a weapon of identical (some might say even greater) power.


Talk is cheap. Let's see the W.O.M.D. in question. Otherwise, the supergun is a damp squib... or a paper tiger. Or something....
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quote:
I'd say that Ron Jeremy is harmless, unless his penis is considered to be a weapon of mass destruction by the CIA. In which case, I'm in trouble too.


Federal government is run by bunch of teeny kiddies with issues that persecutes gifted people with an elephant nose hanging between their legs?

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Wait, wait...lemme see that **** again.
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