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Hoek is offline Hoek
Prince
of knock-you-off-your-ass chili
Jan 1970
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You know that show "The Amazing Race?"
Is that about white people?

Did you hear the one about the vampire who saw his girlfriend periodically?

Never give a bum money for a sandwich
he'll never bring it to you
Hoek is offline Hoek
Prince
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What's worse than 16 dead babies in a trash can?
-One dead baby in 16 trash cans
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May 2001
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What's worse than 16 dead babies in a trash can?
-one living one on the bottom, eating his way to the top.
Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Aug 2001
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I was going to post some jokes, but upon further consideration, I will wait for a thread reserved for jokes that are actually funny.
DRoseDARs is offline DRoseDARs
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"My god, it's full of peas..."
Jul 2002
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What's more disturbing:

16 cats nailed to 1 tree...



...or 1 cat nailed to 16 trees?

*Shiver...*
Skywise is offline Skywise
Prince
Samara's best friend
Jan 2002
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quote:
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I was going to post some jokes, but upon further consideration, I will wait for a thread reserved for jokes that are actually funny.



LOL

Best one in here.
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"My god, it's full of peas..."
Jul 2002
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What's small and pink and knocks on glass?

A baby in a microwave.

Makeo is offline Makeo
King
Reading, UK
Jan 1970
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Tired of ads?

Why can't you put vegetables in the microwave?

Their wheel chairs don't fit.
loinburger is offline loinburger
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Sweet Sauce Jones
Jul 1999
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Two polar bears came to the edge of a cliff. One of them jumped off and yelled "Radio."
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Apolyton Legend
.....and George's daughter
Mar 2000
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Jan 1970
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I really don't want to see how disgusting these unfunny jokes will get.

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