07-03-2003 06:06									#1
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First I would like to make it clear that I was greatly saddened by the Challenger disaster and in know way wish to trivialize the lives of the astronauts who were lost. However...

One thing not mentioned at all in the coverage of the Challenger disaster concerns me a great deal.

Among the experiments brought into space was an ant colony.

The government has suppressed all information pertaining to the fate of the ants !!!

We already know that some fairly small pieces of the interior landed more or less intact.

Did any ants survive? Are the mutant space ants currently in captivity, or, just like the movie are they breeding somewhere in the American southwest ?!?!?!

Why has the government not come clean on this ???

Are they going to wait until giant ants start recking havoc on Texas & New Mexico ?

Enquiring minds want to know !

Last edited by Uncle Sparky on 07-03-2003 at 06:24

	07-03-2003 06:10									#2
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Wow, I would have though DL... but he's a King!

	07-03-2003 06:10									#3
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I for one welcome our new insect overlords.

	07-03-2003 06:16									#4
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You would think that if something happened to the ants on the Challenger that we'd know about it after 17 years.

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quote: Originally posted by ixnay You would think that if something happened to the ants on the Challenger that we'd know about it after 17 years.

Wouldn't be much of a cover-up then, would it?

	07-03-2003 06:47									#6
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Gee, that could make a great movie.

"Protect the queen!"
"Which one's the queen?"
"I'm the queen!"
"No, you're not!"
""Freedom! Horrible, horrible freedom!"

	07-03-2003 07:01									#7
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quote: Originally posted by Boshko I for one welcome our new insect overlords.

Traitor! You would allow the new ant encorachments to threaten squirrel supremacy!?

	07-03-2003 07:10									#8
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Isn't this like the 5th thread on the subject? Ok I'll post it again...

The huge man eating ants were finally killed when they were enticed into a huge vat of melted chocolate and later eaten by boy scouts.

I'd post the link AGAIN but it's expired.

	07-03-2003 07:13									#9
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I would like to know what happened to the uncles.

	07-03-2003 09:57									#10
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Looks like its a type 6 troll: hit and run.

	07-03-2003 11:24									#11
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quote: raitor! You would allow the new ant encorachments to threaten squirrel supremacy!?

It seems that some people haven't been watching enough Simpsons reruns.

	07-03-2003 11:38									#12
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Maybe they were breeding them to carry genetic diseases to the crops of foreign countries. The ants, I mean.

	07-03-2003 12:15									#13
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"Wow, I would have though DL... but he's a King!"
You think that Uncle Sparky is a DL???
****ing newbie...

	07-03-2003 12:33									#14
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wouldn't that be Columbia?

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quote: I for one welcome our new insect overlords.

I don't suppose I could hook anyone up with profitable new mining opportunities in the sugar caves?

	07-03-2003 12:43									#16
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident wouldn't that be Columbia?

I didn't really want to say anything at first, but I noticed that too when this thread was started...

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Excellent. It's all coming together.

mwhahahahaha...

*cleans mandibles*

	08-03-2003 07:22									#18
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quote: wouldn't that be Columbia?

My God - they brought ants on Columbia, too !!!!!

Coincidence - I don't think so !!!!

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dp

	08-03-2003 07:28									#20
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Nooo the ants are in Iraq and that is the true reason for war - containment of a genetically mutant ant species And G.W.Bush has no guts to tell the Russians what is it all really about as he is afraid that they might nuke Iraq and he want's to protect as many innocent civilians as he can, so he has to find a common goal without causing panic and that is why we have to get rid of Saddam ASAP to be able contain the mutant ant invasion as obiously Saddam does not want to cooperate as usual,

	08-03-2003 07:36									#21
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great thread

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Finally a reason for attacking Iraq that makes sense ! Thank you OFITG. I will be forwarding this thread to the appropriate authorities in France, Germany, Russia & China. I suspect Bush will have all the support he wants in no time !

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quote: Originally posted by Uncle Sparky Finally a reason for attacking Iraq that makes sense ! Thank you OFITG. I will be forwarding this thread to the appropriate authorities in France, Germany, Russia & China. I suspect Bush will have all the support he wants in no time !

Yes I am glad you helped me crack it - from now on I am pro-war too

	08-03-2003 09:10									#24
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Provided the ants don't mind, of course.