08-03-2003 04:36									#1
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Can you help me?

I'm locked into a long term philosophical debate with myself on whether or not I think Kylie Minogue is hot or not.

The entire existence of her celebrity status has always been something of a mystery to me. I don't really like her music, and she's a little boney for my taste, but every once in a while I get the idea in my head that she is definitely gorgeous.

Now I'm not sure this can be the case, because this is in fact Kylie Minogue we're talking about. Upon careful review of pictures 1 and 2, I come to the conclusion that she's a dog. 3 and 4 on the other hand lead me in the opposite direction.

Is this trick photography? Is there a conspiracy amongst MTV and the Australian intelligence community to get me to accept a reality that I know in my heart cannot possibly be true, a "Real World" in which I and a large collection of Kylie Minogue CDs and memorabilia are somehow compatible?

I need to know how to proceed if I ever encounter her. Perhaps we will meet in a chat room and establish a friendship. I don't know. The details at this point are sketchy.

Please take the time to vote in this poll and give my life some direction.

Thanks,

Static23

	08-03-2003 04:51									#2
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Kylie

	08-03-2003 04:51									#3
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She is one ugly b*tch and has fallen far since the end of 1980s.

She belongs to the Kennel.

	08-03-2003 04:54									#4
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what LM said

	08-03-2003 04:54									#5
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Dannii is better.

Last edited by Dauphin on 08-03-2003 at 05:01

	08-03-2003 04:54									#6
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Philosophical debate?

You need to get out more.

Why not be a modelizer in NYC

	08-03-2003 04:59									#7
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Dannii should really stop writing songs inspired by her vibrator (it's not a joke: it's for REAL, she made songs out of her vibrator )

	08-03-2003 05:00									#8
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Kylie would be a girl I think would be hot even if she wasn't a celebrity or not.

She's BLAZINGLY hot.

	08-03-2003 05:04									#9
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quote: Originally posted by MrBaggins You need to get out more.

So you're saying I should go to more Kylie Minogue concerts? Check.

	08-03-2003 05:08									#10
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you need a 'Fit, but not as fit as Dannii' option!!!

	08-03-2003 05:12									#11
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Who the hell is Dannii'?

Post pics for the uniformed please.

	08-03-2003 05:14									#12
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I've got a friend who thinks she's the hottest woman alive. I think she's above average, definitely a MILF, but nothing to swoon for.

	08-03-2003 05:18									#13
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what does MILF mean?

she looks VERY doable in pics 1-2, Extremely charming, and obviously even more doable in pic 3.

and TERRIBLY doable in pic 4, but a bit less charming than #3.

	08-03-2003 05:19									#14
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quote: Originally posted by Ted Striker Who the hell is Dannii'? Post pics for the uniformed please.

Kylie's less talented, breast enhanced sister.

	08-03-2003 05:20									#15
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quote: Originally posted by Azazel what does MILF mean?

Mother I'd Like to F^&k

	08-03-2003 05:21									#16
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quote: Originally posted by Static23 Kylie's less talented, breast enhanced sister.

Damn, she's hot too.

I still like Kylie better though.

	08-03-2003 05:22									#17
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quote: Originally posted by Ted Striker Who the hell is Dannii'? Post pics for the uniformed please.

I got beaten to post the pic, but what a babe eh? she did a nude calender a few years back!!!

	08-03-2003 05:24									#18
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quote: Originally posted by Static23 So you're saying I should go to more Kylie Minogue concerts? Check.

What do you rate your chances at scoring her at one of these concerts?

If its just w@nk fodder you're after, then there are many, many better options.

	08-03-2003 05:26									#19
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quote: Originally posted by Ted Striker Damn, she's hot too.

No argument there.

Here she is as a blonde, although I personally prefer her as a brunette.

	08-03-2003 05:28									#20
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I wouldn't dip anything in that

	08-03-2003 05:30									#21
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quote: Originally posted by MrBaggins I wouldn't dip anything in that

were you asked to?

	08-03-2003 05:31									#22
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no, but if I was, I'd decline

	08-03-2003 05:32									#23
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'.....take me Mr Baggins'

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	08-03-2003 05:35									#24
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errr... no?

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Yep. it seems that the less-famous-dance-song-singer sister, is EVEN MORE of a babe.

The Minogue family.

	08-03-2003 05:36									#26
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quote: Originally posted by MrBaggins What do you rate your chances at scoring her at one of these concerts?

If I attend merely one concert, my chances are almost certainly zero.

However, if I attend an infinite number of concerts, then it's almost a given that I will score her at least once.*

After I figure out if I want to score her or not, then I will calculate the required number of concerts I need to attend.


( *Operating under the same scientific principle which states that an infinite number of monkeys working at an infinite number of typewriters will produce one perfect copy of Hamlet amongst their manuscripts. And surely one of those monkeys will write a hit Kylie Minoque song. It's the cosmic balance. )

quote: If its just w@nk fodder you're after, then there are many, many better options.

Well, there's wonk fodder, and then there's WONK! FODDER! Which is Kylie? I'm not sure.

	08-03-2003 05:41									#27
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@ != O

@ = AT or A in this case

	08-03-2003 05:41									#28
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quote: Originally posted by MrBaggins no, but if I was, I'd decline

i think this subject needs a more specific poll

	08-03-2003 05:43									#29
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do you mean...

"Have you been asked by Kylie Minogue to insert a body apendage into one of her orifi?"

Yes
No
No, but she wants me to stick a banana somewhere unmentionable

	08-03-2003 05:50									#30
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quote: Originally posted by MrBaggins @ != O @ = AT or A in this case

I only wonk. It isn't Christian to do the other thing.