04-04-2003 02:22									#241
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* ColdWizard puts plastic vulcan ears on Lonestar

	04-04-2003 02:34									#242
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hmmmm
*with a wave of her pitchfork, DM turns CW into the slave version of Princess Leia*
hmm. i think you shold run from the hungry men of this board now. that or start fondling yourself cause you now have boobs.

	04-04-2003 02:36									#243
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* ColdWizard locks himself (herself?) in the coffee shop bathroom

	04-04-2003 03:13									#244
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DM, why did I just see a Hairy fat man dressed as slave-leia go into the women's bathroom?

	04-04-2003 03:19									#245
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The end is nigh!


Oh wait, that was just ColdWizard. He does these things.

	04-04-2003 03:23									#246
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quote: Originally posted by Skanky Burns The end is nigh! Oh wait, that was just ColdWizard. He does these things.

Cheeky Sod, ain't he?

	04-04-2003 03:33									#247
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can't be a hairy fat man since i gave hima vagina.

	04-04-2003 03:41									#248
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That's more than mildly disturbing.

	04-04-2003 03:51									#249
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* ColdWizard polymorphs himself back to normal, changes back to robes and exits the bathroom.



* ColdWizard sells videos of slave Leia to hopelessly desperate Star Wars fans for $3000 each, and puts up a special higher quality version for auction on ebay that includes a slave Leia outfit.

	04-04-2003 03:56									#250
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"polymorph?".....Great, a D&D player.

:: summons HellHound ::

	04-04-2003 04:07									#251
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a hellhound.... how very scary....

	04-04-2003 04:33									#252
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* Skanky Burns loads up Kazaa and starts downloading.
Actually, on second thoughts

A hellhound, how cute.
* Pets hellhound

	04-04-2003 07:07									#253
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**pops heads back in door** What's new pussycats.......whoooooaaaaaaaa whooooaaaaa whooaaaaaaa

	04-04-2003 07:13									#254
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quote: Originally posted by Tiamat **pops heads back in door** What's new pussycats.......whoooooaaaaaaaa whooooaaaaa whooaaaaaaa

Go away, or face the Wrath of Ultimate Lonestar! (tm)

	04-04-2003 07:25									#255
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**tia looks at her fingernails** Hooooo hummmm not this again

Yes well...........

	04-04-2003 07:29									#256
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I though Ultimate Lonestar got hit by the Ultimate Duty Van of Doom and Terror

	04-04-2003 07:35									#257
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quote: Originally posted by ColdWizard I though Ultimate Lonestar got hit by the Ultimate Duty Van of Doom and Terror

He did. Ultimate Gas Turbine Mechanic(Electric) Seaman Alves was gunning for him.

	04-04-2003 07:43									#258
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he recovered then? I'd heard rumors that his injuries were so severe that he was unable to eat pizza

	04-04-2003 07:51									#259
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quote: Originally posted by ColdWizard he recovered then? I'd heard rumors that his injuries were so severe that he was unable to eat pizza

All true. It has been a long, hard road for Ultimate Lonestar , and it may indeed get harder still. There is talk that he may be unable to be permitted to use his car when he returns to it, as his right leg is still a terrifying sight to behold!

	04-04-2003 07:57									#260
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doesn't Ultimate Lonestar have some sort of Ultimate Car that uses voice control or mental biofeedback or something?

	04-04-2003 08:04									#261
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quote: Originally posted by ColdWizard doesn't Ultimate Lonestar have some sort of Ultimate Car that uses voice control or mental biofeedback or something?

Ultimate Lonestar doesn't even make 15k a year, he ain't no officer.

He does, however, have the Honda of Doom(tm).

	04-04-2003 08:07									#262
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oh, I forget that superheroes sometimes have to start out low if they haven't inherited billions from deceased relatives or won the lotto or something

	04-04-2003 08:09									#263
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quote: Originally posted by ColdWizard oh, I forget that superheroes sometimes have to start out low if they haven't inherited billions from deceased relatives or won the lotto or something

Hey, those secret caves ain't cheap, and the Navy has a tendancy to ask questions.

("Why do you have a phaser rifle in your room?")

	04-04-2003 08:21									#264
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doesn't lonestar have any civilian friends who could bring the pizza to him or a grocery store on base?

	04-04-2003 08:30									#265
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quote: Originally posted by devilmunchkin doesn't lonestar have any civilian friends who could bring the pizza to him or a grocery store on base?

Jeebus no. Not in Pensacola.

	04-04-2003 09:38									#266
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quote: Originally posted by Lonestar He does, however, have the Honda of Doom(tm).

You've yet to thank me for giving you that car.

	04-04-2003 09:40									#267
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quote: Originally posted by DinoDoc You've yet to thank me for giving you that car.

No, no, you gave me that Kia, remember?

Like my Avatar, pinko?

	04-04-2003 09:46									#268
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quote: Originally posted by Lonestar Like my Avatar, pinko?

Doom is displeased.

Lonestar is vaporized in a power beam blast

	04-04-2003 09:49									#269
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Well, time for me to get some shuteye. Go back to your dank Teutonic castle now. Watch out for the suicide bombers.

	04-04-2003 09:55									#270
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* ColdWizard runs to the door and prevents Frozzy from entering