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DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
Emperor
AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
time: 23:26
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Apolyton Coffee Shop: Tuome on apina Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

In a desperate attempt to escape the long arm of the law closing in on his old hideout, our intrepid bartender pulls a new shop from the bowels of the ISR and making it suitable for customers

Stefu is offline Stefu
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CLOWNS WIT DA DOWNS 4 LIFE YO!
Jan 1970
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Suffering from ads?

He certainly is!

DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
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* DinoDoc wonders what the name CW gave him means in the devil Finnish tongue

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
King

Feb 2000
time: 00:26
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Put an end to popups!

"Tuome is a monkey"

i may have added another word or two, but no sense in getting myself banned

Tiamat is offline Tiamat
Apolyton Legend
.....and George's daughter
Mar 2000
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**tia's ears perk up at the mention of monkeys**

Monkey's?!? Did someone say monkey's? **clasps hands** Oh joy......oh rapture......my favorite little treat. I can't remember how long it's been since I've had monkey let alone good monkey brains.

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
time: 14:26
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So, hows your car, Dino?

H Tower is offline H Tower
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Jul 2001
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The finns don't need another thread! get Ming to change the name!

Last edited by H Tower on 12-03-2003 at 10:28

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Aug 2001
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* Skanky Burns hits HT with a Finnish dictionary.

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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* ColdWizard hits HTower with Finland

H Tower is offline H Tower
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Jul 2001
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  Old Post 12-03-2003 20:14
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Got spare money?

bah, I will not participate in a finnish thread.

* H Tower walks out

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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leaving the shop

* ColdWizard drags H Tower back in, wraps him in chains and drops him into Tia's cache of salty sea men

Hakkapeliitta is offline Hakkapeliitta
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Apr 2001
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Put an end to popups!

Oooh! Monkeys! You know, I got monkey, a big monkey. You wanna see me spank my monkey? Oh, yes you do because you're a monkeylover! Yes! MONKEYLOVER-MONKEYLOVER!

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

maybe we should get Ming to change the name, hordes of finns are boring

DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
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quote:
Originally posted by Skanky Burns
So, hows your car, Dino?

* DinoDoc starts throwing sharp objects at Skanky

Ari Rahikkala is offline Ari Rahikkala
King
Unreported loss of streaming in atomic read operation
Oct 1999
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* Ari Rahikkala emerges from a page whose title is "An Adult tribute to the legendary Minerva Mink" *
* Ari Rahikkala erases an item in a list, thinking "OK... so there's one fetish I don't have..." *

Yeah... I'm a lonely geek...

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DeathByTheSword is offline DeathByTheSword
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soon to be a major religion
Nov 2001
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* DeathByTheSword doesnt like monkey....bunnies are much better

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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* ColdWizard teleports 50,000 bunnies from DBTSverse to the coffee shop

Starchild is offline Starchild
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a raving alcoholic drama queen with a penchant for the biosciences
Jan 1970
time: 00:26
  Old Post 13-03-2003 01:30
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Avatar Enlargement: We've got the solution

*Starchild slips in between the cracks in spacetime, grabs a Lychee Martini, and leaves a 2050 Clinton Dollar coin as payment. Smiles at the sutble unraveling of reality that will result from this action, rendering the very means of payment non-existant. Starchild slips back through a small, unused door set at a right angle to the curvature of the universe.*

VJ is offline VJ
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Helsinki
Dec 2001
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quote:
Tuome on apina

Ite oot!1!11

Oh, and for those who can't speak Finnish:
Tuome on apina = Tuome is a monkey
Tuome on viisas = Tuome is a moron

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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at Toume's translation of viisas


DeathByTheSword is offline DeathByTheSword
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Nov 2001
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Got spare money?

YES my evil plan worked.

now that my army of bunnies has been teleported here (i misplaced the only portal between this universe and DBTSvers) I can start conquering the world

Go and roam free my bunnies
go forth and release the bunnies of WAR

p.s dont anyone try to hurt one of my bunnies...they are very dear to me...

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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  Old Post 13-03-2003 02:28
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Put an end to popups!

you'll give me Finland after your conquest is successful right?

DeathByTheSword is offline DeathByTheSword
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Nov 2001
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* DeathByTheSword will give finland to CW after his horde of bunnies gnawed a certain someone in a certain basement who is minus one certain The- To death!

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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Suffering from ads?

no way, i want to keep that indivudual for incessant teasing

DeathByTheSword is offline DeathByTheSword
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Nov 2001
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ok but then i want all his pr0n from a certain blue haired girl

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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fine, copies will be sent once i have full control of The Basement and the surrounding country

Stefu is offline Stefu
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CLOWNS WIT DA DOWNS 4 LIFE YO!
Jan 1970
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Does every post in this thread have to have a smiley after it?

VJ is offline VJ
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Helsinki
Dec 2001
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No.

Kassiopeia is offline Kassiopeia
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Jyväskylä, Finland
Jul 2001
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Yes!

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Aug 2001
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Got spare money?

* Skanky Burns fires the quality control supervisor for this thread.

 
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