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Asmodean is offline Asmodean
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Aarhus, Denmark
Aug 1999
time: 06:26
  Old Post 13-03-2003 03:43 Visit Asmodean's homepage!
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Here are two links that made me laugh my arse off:

http://fun.sgh.waw.pl/00-ROCZNIK-20...windows-rg.html

And:

http://195.92.224.73/j20/content/host.asp

Have fun...

Asmodean

Asmodean is offline Asmodean
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Aarhus, Denmark
Aug 1999
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Or how about this one:

http://www.flowgo.com/greetings/dirtybaby/dirtybaby.swf

This one is not funny as much as it is just sweet

http://www.renegadepenguin.org/swing/


Asmodean

Last edited by Asmodean on 14-03-2003 at 03:03

Traianvs is offline Traianvs
Prince
Belgium, land of plenty (corruption)
Jan 2000
time: 06:26
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Enter the AD-FREE zone

first one's a classic

Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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The farce is strong with this one.
Feb 2000
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Humour?

Asmodean is offline Asmodean
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Well, PH...apparently there's UK English and US English. I chose the latter, because the NG where I found is an American NG.

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Chemical Ollie is offline Chemical Ollie
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Bored of this board
Jan 2002
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All three situations are very familiar!

Asmodean is offline Asmodean
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Aug 1999
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Okay..I found this one:

Three men WERE sitting in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping
sound. Then one of the men pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The
others looked at him questioningly.
"That was my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang.
Then one of the other two fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he
finished he explained," That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my
hand."
The third man felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he
had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went
to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from
his bum. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. Then he
finally said-------


"Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax."


Asmodean

alva is offline alva
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Republic of Flanders
Sep 2001
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So which is 'real' english then,

humor or humour ?

Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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The farce is strong with this one.
Feb 2000
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I am English, I say humour, therefore I am right

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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humor, PH is always wrong

St Leo is offline St Leo
King of Scenario League
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Jul 2005
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Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

It's humour, armour, valour, honour, etc.

Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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Feb 2000
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humor, PH is always wrong


What do you know you cheeky sod

Zopperoni is offline Zopperoni
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Dec 2000
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It's color, organization, meter, et cetera

Paul Hanson is offline Paul Hanson
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Dilbert
Aug 1999
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But why would you want to reduce the number of vowels in a word? Vowels are very much the Dutch way, after all.

alva is offline alva
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Republic of Flanders
Sep 2001
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Got spare money?

and much more powerfull figures on the scrabbleboard...
[E.I.]

Pyrodrew is offline Pyrodrew
Prince

Dec 2000
time: 21:26
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Not sure if this was posted in another thread somewhere, but it will bring a tear to your eye...
http://www.zen15631.zen.co.uk/bb.mpg

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