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SlowwHand is offline SlowwHand
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On The Lighter Side: Lewinsky to Host Reality TV Dating Show Put an end to popups!

JUST when you thought reality shows had hit rock bottom...



2 hours, 30 minutes ago
LOS ANGELES - Handbag designer and former White House intern Monica Lewinsky has a new job: reality TV host.

Lewinsky has been hired for the Fox series "Mr. Personality," a dating show in which a female contestant is courted by men whose looks are kept hidden.

The men "must rely strictly on their personalities to captivate" the woman, Fox said.

"Since Fox is the network that has had the greatest success with this genre, I was very excited when they approached me to host the show. It sounds like good fun," Lewinsky said in a statement released Wednesday by the network.

The series is scheduled to begin April 21 on Fox, which has scored ratings hits with reality shows including "American Idol" and "Joe Millionaire."

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Get a Cyber Room. FOX to air "The Online Dating Game". Lame.

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damn, at first I laughed, but then I thought about it...
it is sad that a woman is mocked and made fun off, just because he deepthroated the president. Why should it affect our judgement of her?

good luck, Monica!

I hope that her show would actually be intersting, because if it would be as crappy as the others, THEN, I'll mock and redicule her.

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I heard yesterday, (sorry no link) that ABC is now trailing all the other majors in ratings thanks partially to their 4 new reality shows. Hopefully this will send the message to network execs that reality shows have peaked and THEY SHOULD STOP MAKING 1000's OF NEW ONES>

RAH

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Tired of ads?

Married in America is being shelved, if I heard right.

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Suffering from ads?

Your reality shows are tanking ? That's good news
In Europe, the genre seems to be weakening too, after the original hype.

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damn, at first I laughed, but then I thought about it...
it is sad that a woman is mocked and made fun off, just because he deepthroated the president. Why should it affect our judgement of her?


1. He was a married man, and a john.
2. She's a golddigger and a whore

If they had ran off together it would have been differient. The BJ only has comic value.

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That's going to suck and blow.

And the show probably won't be good, either.

[/obligatory blowjob joke]

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Shocked, yes, shocked I am that such filth would be aired on a network with such high standards as Fox.

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John Wilkes Booth and Lewinsky have a lot in common.

They both blew away Presidents.

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Got spare money?

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1. He was a married man, and a john.

I would think that this is more his concern that her.

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2. She's a golddigger and a whore

a golddigger? how so? was Clinton exceptionally rich?
a whore? oh right, I forgot, women can't sleep with men.

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Hopefully this will usher in the end of reality-TV.

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this has to be the end.

what next? Tanya Harding?

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a golddigger? how so? was Clinton exceptionally rich?
a whore? oh right, I forgot, women can't sleep with men.


You think she isn't ambitous? Wealth by position, She
was'nt blowing for chump change. He was trying to get her a cosy $$$ new york job when the lid "blew off".

Aye, a whore, and he's a bastard john for exploiting her.

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So, television does go lower than 'Married by America'.

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Hopefully this will usher in the end of reality-TV.

Are you sure ? I wouldn't be surprised if a small shunk of reality-TV's public has become fidel to these programs. It wouldn't be surprising if reality TV became an ordinary genre of programs, like TV games or series, although less important.

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I just (well, in the closed thread) realized - it's been 5 years from the whole Clinton-Lewinsky thingy, and blowjob jokes aren't dying. I don't think there's any doubt about what's it going to be in the history books about Clinton presidency.

I still think they should have given the man a break. You can't blame a poor boy from Arkansas if he puts the ultimate power fantasy (being the president of US and conducting the affairs of government while being sucked by a concubine) in action

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Put an end to popups!

I think she was exploiting Clinton, not the other way around.

After all she is the one making the big bucks now.

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I wonder what she'll wear......maybe her blue dress I'm sure she can get it out of cold storage.

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