 |
| |
|
|
Bereta_Eder
|
|
BUSH IN LOVE
> >
> > Ο Georges W. Bush είναι στο Παρίσι για μια επίσημη επίσκεψη.
> > Κάθε μέρα κι ενώ κάνει τον περίπατό του σε ένα δάσος του Παρισιού
> >συναντάει πάντα στο ίδιο σημείο μία εντυπωσιακά όμορφη γυναίκα. Πάντα
όμως
> >η γυναίκα του γυρίζει την πλάτη. O Bush θέλει να την κατακτήσει οπότε
> >αποφασίζει να συμβουλευτεί τον Chirac.
> >
> > - Είναι απλό! Του λέει ο Chirac, πρώτα πρέπει να της τραβήξεις την
> >προσοχή.
> > Για παράδειγμα, αύριο βάψε το άλογό σου πράσινο. Όταν συναντηθείτε
> >σίγουρα θα της κάνει εντύπωση και θα σε ρωτήσει:
> > - "why did you paint your horse green?" οπότε κι εσύ προχωράς."
> > - "Do you mean I **** her ?"
> > - "Non, not yet. Μπορείς στη συνέχεια για παράδειγμα να την
καλέσεις
> >για ένα ποτό."
> > - "Then I **** her?!"
> > - "Όχι, όχι αμέσως. Μετά καλό θα ήταν να πηγαίνατε μια βόλτα σε
> >ρομαντικά μέρη. "
> > - "And I **** her?"
> > - "Όχι αμέσως! Πήγαινέ την σε ένα καλό εστιατόριο."
> > - "So I **** her?"
> > - "E,όχι ακόμα. Προσφέρσου να την πας ταξίδι σε ένα ρομαντικό
μέρος,
> >ερωτικό καλύτερα! Στην Bangkok για παράδειγμα."
> > - "There I **** her?"
> > - "E...ναι, γιατί όχι?"
> > O Bush βρίσκει καταπληκτικό το σχέδιο και αποφασίζει να το βάλει
σε
> >εφαρμογή το συντομότερο δυνατόν.
> > Την επόμενη, νωρίς το πρωί βάφει το άλογό του πράσινο και ξεκινάει
> >για τον καθιερωμένο του περίπατο. Εκεί συναντάει ξανά την γυναίκα, τον
> >πλησιάζει και τον ρωτάει:
> > - "Why did you paint your horse green ?"
> > O Bush παίρνει μια βαθιά ανάσα και χαμογελώντας πλατιά της απαντά:
> > - "To **** you in Bangkok"
|
|
| |
|
| |
|
| |
|
| |
|
| |
|
|
|
Stefu
|
 |
CLOWNS WIT DA DOWNS 4 LIFE YO!
Jan 1970
time: 07:26
|
|
I got this by Dejaing for the phrase about the green horse.
Regularly, when he goes for a walk with his horse, George W. Bush comes
across a marvellously beautiful woman, but she never notices him. The
meetings end up taking over his head to such point that he decides to
open
his heart to Chirac during an official visit.
"It is simple, Chirac says, It is necessary to start first with
attracting
her attention. Tomorrow, for example, you paint your horse green. You
will meet her, and she won't fail to wonder why and to ask you
"Why did you paint your horse green"?
* "Do you I mean **** her"?
* "No, not yet. Then, you can invite for example, to have a drink."
* "Then I **** her"?
* "No, not immediately...! After, well you go for the walks with her
in some romantic places."
* "And I **** her"?
* "Not immediately! Try to take her to a chic restaurant"
* "So then I **** her"?
* "No, not again. Ask if she will come with you to a romantic place, or
an
exotic place, Bangkok for example."
* "There I **** her"?
* "Well... yes, there you will be able to... "
Bush finds the plan brilliant and decides to apply it at the earliest
chance.
Early the following day, he paints his horse green and goes for a
walk. He meets the woman of his dreams again. For the
first time since he first saw her, the woman notices him, approaches,
and
then demands:
* "Why did you paint your horse in green"?
Bush inspires deeply, and with a big smile on his lips, he answers:
* "To **** you in Bangkok".
|
|
| |
|
|
|
Az
|
 |
MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
Apr 2000
time: 07:26
|
|
the signs of the language translation are written in Greek. they wouldn't be able to read that!
here's my shot at it:
George Bush arrives to Paris for an official visit, and every day, he goes for a walk in the parisian forest. Everyday, he meets a very beautiful woman, at the same place, but she turns his back on him.
He really wants to get it on with her, so he decides to consult Shiraq.
Shiraq answers him:
"It is very simple. The first thing you must do is grab her attention.
The next day, paint your horse green ( apparently he was on a horse ). Then, she'll ask you why is your horse green, and so you'll be able to hook up with her."
"You mean to **** her?" Asks Bush.
"No, not yet, for example, ask her for drinks."
"Then, I **** her."
"No, not emidiately, then ask her to go to a restraunt, and then take her for a romantic walk"
"Then I **** her!"
"No, then you take her to somewhere romantic, even erotic!
to Bangkok, for example!"
Bush likes this plan a lot and decides to implement it as soon as possible.
The next morning he paints his horse green, and goes for a ride in the park.
He meets the woman, she approaches him and asks him: "why did you paint your horse green?"
Bush takes a big breath, smiles and answers: "To **** you in Bangkok".
ta-da!  Isn't that hillarious?
|
|
| |
|
| |
|
|
|
Bereta_Eder
|
|
Ωραία, τι λέω τώρα λοιπόν; ε;!
|
|
| |
|
|
|
Bereta_Eder
|
|
Σωστό. Αναρωτιέμαι όμως ποιόν έχεις και στα μεταφράζει...
|
|
| |
All times are GMT. The time now is 05:26.
Apolyton Time is 00:26. |
top of page
|
| archivepost |
|
Forum Rules:
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
|
HTML code is ON
vB code is ON
Smilies are ON
[IMG] code is ON
|
|
|
|
|
|
20-03-2003 23:12
All the hard work and the effort. 
|