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Static Universe
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"Eaten any good books lately?", to Worf
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Comrade Tassadar
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Originally posted by DinoDoc
"Com par mi so Captain, the hall is rented, the orchestra engaged. It's now time to see if you can dance."
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Pronounced "Cap-ee-tan", of course.
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Edan
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"Fate protects fools, little children, and ships named Enterprise."
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous - with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross. But it's not for the timid."
"There.. are.... FOUR Lights!"
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OliverFA
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Leeds, UK
Sep 2002
time: 06:27
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quote:
The Saudi Ambassador to the U.N. has just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where he meets his American counterpart. They shake hands and as they walk the Saudi says, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America"
The American says "Well your Excellency, anything I can do to help you I will do."
The Saudi whispers "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there are Russians and Blacks and Asians, but never any Arabs. He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in Star Trek."
The American laughs and leans over. "That's because it takes place in the future." |
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