24-03-2003 05:54									#31
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quote: Originally posted by Willem I wasn't trying to be funny.

Maybe you should start...

	24-03-2003 06:07									#32
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quote: Originally posted by Frogger Maybe you should start...

Yeah well, I kind of got my girdle in a knot by a few comments. I promise to stop waving the flag so much OK?

	24-03-2003 06:08									#33
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Russian Federation much larger than Canada, even without the former Provinces now independent.

The Russians still have Siberia, after all.

Canada:

+ may build wonder, the Stanley Cup, allowing each citizen beyond the 5th in each city to remain content.

- cannot research combined arms.

	24-03-2003 06:17									#34
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Canada

+ starts with a Worker UU called a Lumberjack that increases shield production in Forests
- unit can only be built after the construction of a Lingerie Store improvement

	24-03-2003 06:33									#35
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FRANCE

+ 6 gold a turn made from executed nobility.
- Must have a revolution on every 5 turns.


AMERICA

+ May change government form to 'despotism' and no-one notices.
- Texas.


WALES

+ 6000 gold a turn given from England with the discovery of 'postcolonialism'.
- Can not discover 'literacy' or subsequent technology.

	24-03-2003 06:38									#36
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America

+ Has Special Burning Bush unit. Looks incredibly dorky but has same attack & defense as nuclear missile. Can be reused.
- Any time the Burning Bush unit appears, all American alliances are canceled.

	24-03-2003 06:38									#37
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quote: Originally posted by Tassadar5000 BRITAIN: + Nicely shaped country. - (...) - (...)

quote: Oriniginally Posted by Red Jon AMERICA - Texas.

	24-03-2003 06:55									#38
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Willem,

quote: Canada + starts with a Worker UU called a Lumberjack that increases shield production in Forests - unit can only be built after the construction of a Lingerie Store improvement

ROTFWL.

	24-03-2003 07:08									#39
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quote: Originally posted by Tassadar5000 MUDROST NARODNAYA!! SLAVSYA STRANA MY GORDIMSYA TOBOY!!!

I'm not and do not want to be your toyboy !!!

quote: Russian Federation much larger than Canada, even without the former Provinces now independent.

Ahh, didn't know that was considered 'a' country.

	24-03-2003 07:10									#40
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quote: Originally posted by alva I'm not and do not want to be your toyboy !!!

quote: Ahh, didn't know that was considered 'a' country.

Russia has been considered a country for quite some time now.....

I think Russia is 1.8 times bigger than the US (only slightly larger than Canada) and the SU was about 2.6 times bigger than the US (and bigger than Canada).

ROSSIYA! ROSSIYA!! ROSSIYA!!!!

	24-03-2003 07:19									#41
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quote: Originally posted by Trip Poland: + Saves Europe from the Muslims. - Repaid by being divided and reformed over a half dozen times and holds the title as the only country subjugated more than Belgium.

So we didn't even win this contest
-
Really thought, Canada was bigger then rossiya... :

	24-03-2003 07:31									#42
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http://www.factmonster.com/ipka/A0107909.html

Russian Federation:
Area: 17,075,200 sq km

http://www.factmonster.com/ipka/A0107386.html

Canada:
Area: 9,976,140 sq km

http://www.meteor.iastate.edu/gccou...p/populate.html

Former Soviet Union:
Area: 22,402,000 sq. km

	24-03-2003 07:45									#43
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Russia:
+Schoolgirl lesbians can sing songs and generate revenue

France:
- hairs (minus pop growth

Japan:
+ Whacked out fetishes increase pop growth until development of abortion/safe sex.

Utah
+ polygamy = pop growth

England
+ British Accents

	24-03-2003 07:47									#44
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quote: Originally posted by kolpo Italy: +corruption makes your population happy. -every courthouse and police station increases corruption.

	24-03-2003 07:52									#45
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quote: Originally posted by Tassadar5000 China: + May build millions of infantry. + Economy rises 8 percent every turn + US economy depends on you. - Your economy depends on the US.

+ All government types are renamed "Communism"
- Corruption is sum total of all 5 government types

	24-03-2003 08:54									#46
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Holland

+ Low corruption, +5 happiness (obvious reasons )
- Low population growth (combination of citizens being stoned and large gay population)

	24-03-2003 09:33									#47
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Italy:

+ 1 extra food in each city (pasta bonus)
- Mandatory government change every 2 years.

	24-03-2003 09:58									#48
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quote: Originally posted by kolpo Italy: +corruption makes your population happy. -every courthouse and police station increases corruption.

Best yet!

	24-03-2003 10:11									#49
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quote: Originally posted by Osweld CANADA + Does not show up on the map. - Is unable to build military units.

And this one.

	24-03-2003 10:29									#50
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hey, what about my Finland attribute?

	24-03-2003 10:50									#51
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Finland:

+1 may irrigate where not normally possible (steals
lakes)
-1 cities require saunas to grow past size 4.

	24-03-2003 11:00									#52
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The Netherlands

+ because of liberal drug laws Courthouses cost half of normal
- faces diplomatic penalty in any dealings with the Americans

	24-03-2003 11:23									#53
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Austailia

+ cool accents
- Crocodile Dundee

	24-03-2003 12:17									#54
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quote: Originally posted by obiwan18 Finland: +1 may irrigate where not normally possible (steals lakes) -1 cities require saunas to grow past size 4.

Not quite. It's more like...

+1 all cities have a free sauna
-1 can only build cities on tundra (er, is there a tundra terrain type in Civ3?)

	24-03-2003 12:19									#55
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quote: Originally posted by Ari Rahikkala er, is there a tundra terrain type in Civ3?

Yes

	24-03-2003 12:38									#56
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Canada
(EDIT same as Osweld's, missed his post when I made this one) + special stealth technology, no one else can tell how big it is.
- all military units under construction get cancelled everytime there is a change of government
UU: hockey player, treats tundra as roads.

Last edited by Tingkai on 24-03-2003 at 15:57

	24-03-2003 15:18									#57
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England

UU Soccer hooligan - causes 1 unhappiness in foreign city.

Germany

+ citizens tolerate higher tax levels
- military units cost twice normal to support

	24-03-2003 15:20									#58
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Oh and this one,

United Kingdom

all government types have the same stats and effects as Monarchy.

	24-03-2003 16:26									#59
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England

+ Special Resource Tea makes all citizens happy
- Production -5 due to constant tea breaks

USA

+ Nationalism tech & flag waving attribute +5 to all morale
- Nationalism tech & flag waving attribute -5 to all foreign relations

France

+ Delusions of grandeur +1 to morale
- Delusions of grandeur -5 to diplomacy

	24-03-2003 16:36									#60
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quote: Originally posted by Calc II quote: Originally posted by Willem CANADA + Gains diplomatic bonuses because of their long term peacekeeping efforts + Is allowed to build a superior aircraft but then is ordered by the Americans to scrap the program. + Gains an extra UN vote because of their active role in the original formation of the UN + Canadian units can be used as cannon fodder in order to test unworkable theories of other nation's military planners - Avril Lavigne - Celin Dion Thye list continues....

+ Shania Twain