25-03-2003 00:08									#31
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I think you should apologise to Lindsey, Pekka.

	25-03-2003 00:09									#32
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So I guess instead of Dissident, ****er woud suit you more?

	25-03-2003 00:14									#33
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red_jon, She's not a real person! She's just a friend of a guy in Apolyton forums.. . Right?
Ok, I'm sorry. I was genuinly surprised though. But you have to admit, that if it was true, it would be pretty impressive.

So not to make a complete fool of myself here's my naughty stuff:

Today, I was at my friends house and had to go to the bahtroom for number two. Bunch of friends just left.. I accidentally 'jammed' the .. toilet thingie, so instead of fixing the problem, I washed my hands and went to my friend 'hey look at what those nasty bunch of friends of yours did to your toilet! I ain't cleaning that one! Hurry I need to go fast'. So there he went and used lost of foul language and pumped the toilet working again.. then I did my master move, and faked that I needed to go when I actually went earlier.. . I'm just evil.

	25-03-2003 00:17									#34
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Pekka, you're ok she just thought it was funny

I dont think many 19 year olds have had sex change ops.

	25-03-2003 00:24									#35
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident I jerked off 3 times today instead of two.

Oh... lovely Lindsay... oh... ooooh...

	25-03-2003 00:30									#36
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i took a **** in my friends bathtub

	25-03-2003 00:32									#37
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quote: I jerked off 3 times today instead of two.

that is the kind of information i dont want to know

	25-03-2003 00:37									#38
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i **** in my friends bathtub

	25-03-2003 00:42									#39
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MRT144, and I thought I was nasty.. you win, hands down.

	25-03-2003 00:47									#40
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it was a game of "guess where i did my business drunk"

	25-03-2003 00:57									#41
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Why go in a bathtub when the toilet is right there anyway?

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bathtub is fun.......or arent we talking about s*x?

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i thought it was the biggest toilet in the house...

	25-03-2003 02:15									#44
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Recycle the filthy books!

	25-03-2003 02:21									#45
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I did something pretty bad on Saturday.

It was a really nice day, so I walked up to the gas station a couple blocks from my house to get a pack of cigarettes and a soda, but all I had was a 100 dollar bill.

The lady who works there unfortunately had just broken another 100 for someone else, so it would be about 15 minutes before she could break mine. Very nice woman, even offered to let me take the smokes and pay for them later. They really know how to treat a regular customer there.

But I said, "That's okay, I walk across the street to the Dairy Queen, since I'm hungry anyway, and see if they'll break it." Either way, I'll be back in 15 minutes.

So I go to the DQ and order my food. I tell the kid behind the counter all I have is a 100, can you break that? "Sure", he says.

I hand over my money, and the kid proceeds to count 20 dollar bills out of the drawer. Not 5 twenty dollar bills as you would expect, but 10 of them. 200 dollars.

He hands over the wad of cash, less the cost of my Macho Meal, and I stand there for 10 minutes with my best poker face, waiting for the other shoe to drop.

They gave me my food, and I walked back across the street to buy my cigarettes. The lady who works there said she was really sorry she couldn't break my 100. "That's okay," I smiled. "I got a better deal across the street."

We both laughed...

	25-03-2003 03:19									#46
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Is uni really that boring redjon? Get down the pub or something

	25-03-2003 03:40									#47
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Good work Static.
And RJ too.

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Static, that is appalling. Can you imagine what's going to happen to that poor kid when his boss finds him $100 short on his drawer? Besides being fired, he will likely have to repay the money out of his own pocket.

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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov Static, that is appalling. Can you imagine what's going to happen to that poor kid when his boss finds him $100 short on his drawer? Besides being fired, he will likely have to repay the money out of his own pocket.

Yes, I can imagine it was a pretty bad scene. People fired, cops called, security tapes checked.

Plus, I have nowhere close to buy M&M Blizzards anymore.

	25-03-2003 04:25									#50
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nah, they probably switch drawers half a dozen times during a shift, never figure out who farked up, assume it was an accident, then make sure the kids all pay better attention next week.

Of course if it happens lots of times...

	25-03-2003 05:38									#51
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What's actually dispicable is Boris ignoring me on msn. Answer ya bast.

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Provost - I'm currently around £450 in the red. I need to make cheap fun


Oh, and we actually took the bibles to prop up my broken bed.


Well, can you think of a better use for them?!

	25-03-2003 09:59									#53
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quote: Originally posted by red_jon lindsey says hi, isnt it amazing, you so can't tell i used to be a man (Needless to say, Lindsey is odd. - Red)

What? You mean he she that person isn't?

	25-03-2003 12:20									#54
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this thread proves that curiosity is a bad thing...

	25-03-2003 16:17									#55
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OK, can I just clarify that Lindsey is not and never has been a man. mmkay?

	25-03-2003 16:46									#56
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I never thought she could have been a man.

	25-03-2003 16:56									#57
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I couldn't be arsed to wait for the pictures to load, so I have no idea what she looks like.

	25-03-2003 17:34									#58
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A couple of weeks ago we were on board a ship, in the same cabin with 4 guys, and I borrowed my friend's shaver. I took it to the bathroom with me.
And first I shaved my facial hair...
And then I shaved my pubic hair.
And then I gave the machine back to him.
And didn't tell what I had done.
And then he shaved his facial hair with the same shaver.
...and then I told him

He was pissed. And 2 days later he got his revenge. But that's a different story.

	25-03-2003 20:18									#59
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quote: Originally posted by red_jon What's actually dispicable is Boris ignoring me on msn. Answer ya bast.

Heaven forbid I should step away from my computer for a bit...

	26-03-2003 00:34									#60
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Exactly! What's the point of having you as my man-beeyatch if you're not at my beck and call 24-7?!