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red_jon is offline red_jon
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What mischievous tihngs have you done recently?

Lindsey and I have just stolen all the bibles from the storage cupboard again, religious nuts that we are an' all.

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They touch his skin, yet it does not burn.

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Here's Lindsey the Ubercleric.

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Last night, right before I went to bed I ate not 2 but 3 cookies. Bad bad me.

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Hi Lindsey! I kiss you!
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You crazy kids
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lindsey says hi, isnt it amazing, you so can't tell i used to be a man




(Needless to say, Lindsey is odd. - Red)
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I could tell.

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I kind of stole a pen today that someone had forgotten at the copy machine on the uni library today. Does that make me naughty?

And no, red_jon. No pictures of me licking the pen or rubbing myself and the pen with peanut butter against my naked torso.

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Damn. - Red

No fun. - Lindsey
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so what do you have with bibles?
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Lindsey looks like she's used to being flat on her back with her hands grasping a hard-backed thick leathery edition.

* FrustratedPoet hopes he didn't cross the line with that one

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she got a leathery thingie fetish...
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Careful. You'll frighten her away.
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sorry
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No peanutbutter or pen but some sexy glasses for sure:

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We're reading Leviticus.


'Periods make women unclean'. Well, duh.
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I once took some friends to the Rupali restaurant in Newscastle, where they have an offer if you can eat their hottest Indian curry, they will let you have it for free.

Two of my friends tried it and couldn't finish, taking it home in doggy bags. A third friend tried it and completed it, although he felt very sick after that.

On the way home, he reported that the six pints of beer that he'd drunk to dampen down the spice of his dinner, were not working. He grabbed a nearby bag and voided his half digested (but free) dinner into it.

When we got home we were too busy cleaning him up to worry much about what happened to the doggy bags.

Later on, his housemate told us that he'd consumed the contents of both bags of curry, which (unbeknowst to him but heavily beknownst to us) happened to contain the remnants of the upgechucktet curry dish.

The housemate reported that it tasted "great".
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Lindsey is a man? Used to be a man? Thanks a lot guys!
Crying game all over again!
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blown up part of the chemistry lab at school with gunpowder we were making for an essay
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Is conspiring to get a coworker fired crossing the line from naughtiness into evilness?

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Boris, yeah, that's plain evil

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I'm sure Boris has done many naughty things in his time.










After all, when you live to be his age you must have done everything

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red_jon, I always thought I would spot trannies from miles away.. I never thought I'd get caught like this. Tell her that she's done real good job!

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I'm glad she's left - I think if she saw what you're sayin' about her she'd go to Finland and find you

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I don't think Pekka got that it was a joke.

And it's not really that evil, what I'm doing, as the person deserves it. Nyeeheehee.

And red_jon, the age cracks have no effect on me, since I still get I.D.'ed regularly at NY bars. We'll see what happens to you when you're 26.

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How nice.. well I'm old school hetero man.. I'm not that open for things, I want to be with women, not women who have been men in past years.. That's just me.. I won't blame if some people want transsexuals though, just not my cup of tea.
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I'm actually 612. I take the souls of virgins to stay young.
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It was a joke? So she was born as a woman? Damn it I feel stupid. Almost violated. Sorry red_jon, I'm kind of retard too.
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I jerked off 3 times today instead of two.
 
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