25-03-2003 23:30									#1
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Hola,

Ok, none of us actually watched the Oscars last sunday since there was actually something better to watch on TV: WAR.

So, perhaps we should make some Oscars (or should I call them Georgies?) of our own.

I shall start. Please add more


BEST ACTOR
Jacques Chirac
For convincing the world that France actually has noble intentions

Nominee
George W. Bush
For convincing the American people that the US actually has noble intentions

(Chirac wins since the US is only 5% of the world's populaton)

BEST PRODUCER
The United States
of nuclear weapons, conventional weapons, smart weapons, dumb pilots, yet asking the world to disarm...

BEST LIGHTING
Baghdad last Friday
ILM pales in comparison

BEST MAKEUP
The United States
for making a war of agression look like a war of liberation

BEST FOREIGN MOVIE
CNN watched from an Israeli home
poetic justice

LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
Saddam Hussein
A lifetime of headaches


Disclaimer: this thread is not to be taken too seriously

	25-03-2003 23:33									#2
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quote: Originally posted by Master Zen Disclaimer: this thread is not to be taken seriously

Although you really mean it

	25-03-2003 23:34									#3
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quote: Originally posted by Spectator Although you really mean it

well, I am slamming on both sides...

	25-03-2003 23:34									#4
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If I was a wimp, I'd press that alert mod sign.

	25-03-2003 23:35									#5
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No need too... I see the spamming and may have to act

	25-03-2003 23:37									#6
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Isn't the Off-Topic Forum precisely the place to do this kind of stuff?

	25-03-2003 23:40									#7
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good one Master Zen, and I am sure you could come up with a lot more too! I would have nominated Saddam for best acter though.

	25-03-2003 23:40									#8
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Yes... the OTF is the place for this, because if I find it in an on topic forum...

While some might say this is just another way to make a political statement, I would have to respond that it seems like EVERY thread these days is to make a political statement...

This could be funny... so for now... why not.

However, if it gets ugly... like usual, people will just get restricted and the thread will disappear

	25-03-2003 23:44									#9
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That's why I put the disclamer. There's been enough politics in every other thread.

Just add your own awards

you are right Jack,

nominee for Best Actor:
Saddam Hussein

One of the 3 most popular Arab leaders!?!?!? Damm, he's good.

	25-03-2003 23:45									#10
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Awwww, screw it!

	25-03-2003 23:56									#11
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This man makes his first thread in OT (Well, the first I notice) and uses his name in the thread title like he's a regular fixture already. I like that.

	25-03-2003 23:59									#12
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quote: Originally posted by Stefu This man makes his first thread in OT (Well, the first I notice) and uses his name in the thread title like he's a regular fixture already. I like that.

Oh trust me... when major international incidents arise, I am drawn to the OT forum likes bees to honey..

Well, I did start the Ottok Fan Club... it was closed after one reply (didn't know clubs were prohibited)

	26-03-2003 00:01									#13
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quote: Originally posted by Stefu This man makes his first thread in OT (Well, the first I notice) and uses his name in the thread title like he's a regular fixture already. I like that.

I've seen him around lately.......

	26-03-2003 00:11									#14
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Everybody is an OTer at heart...

	26-03-2003 01:13									#15
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Nominees for Best Second Role
Tony Blair
José Maria Aznar
Gerhard Schröder

	26-03-2003 08:19									#16
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spiffor dont forget Blix!

	26-03-2003 08:24									#17
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Best Comic relief
Hans Blix

	26-03-2003 10:07									#18
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quote: Originally posted by Ming However, if it gets ugly... like usual, people will just get restricted and the thread will disappear

Aha! So this is how most people get restricted and banned...posting harsh stuff in the OTF. I've been going about it all wrong.

	26-03-2003 10:13									#19
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Simply getting my attention when I'm on the prowl is enough, too.

Best costume: Saddam fedayin in civilian dress.
Best producer: Taha Yassin Ramadan. (hey, if he can bullshit everyone like that in his press conferences, he's gold in Hollywood. And would you ever want to cross him? )

	26-03-2003 10:26									#20
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Best non-supporting actor:
Jacques Chirac

Just too easy.

	26-03-2003 10:29									#21
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Well done Zen.