26-03-2003 19:40									#1
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Yes, I know this is stupid, but I think it's at least as relevant as some of the other questions up for polling(e.g. the precise date of the Second Coming)...besides, I've never done a poll before.
I like "whoreson" myself.

	26-03-2003 19:43									#2
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I prefer fishmonger.

	26-03-2003 19:45									#3
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I prefer Banana



...no polls are allowed, unless they have the Banana option...

	26-03-2003 19:49									#4
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quote: Originally posted by ADG ...no polls are allowed, unless they have the Banana option...

Sorry, I didn't know...hopefully some thoughtful mod will tack that option on, as I don't know how to do it myself.

	26-03-2003 20:17									#5
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Not a name, but I always liked it when one guys tells another to "go to". I believe it means something like p1ss off.

	26-03-2003 20:34									#6
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I always got a giggle out of pizzle.

	26-03-2003 20:54									#7
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My all-time favorite is "eater of broken meats." It's from King Lear, but I'm too lazy to look up who says it to whom, or why.

	26-03-2003 21:02									#8
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Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?

	26-03-2003 21:14									#9
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Coxcomb

	26-03-2003 21:19									#10
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Slut Puppy.

	26-03-2003 21:23									#11
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I'm crushed that neither of you philistines supplied the next line from my quote.

	26-03-2003 21:49									#12
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I think it's from Romeo and Juliet, but it was 14 when I last read that and I haven't touched it since.

	26-03-2003 21:53									#13
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quote: Originally posted by FrustratedPoet I'm crushed that neither of you philistines supplied the next line from my quote.

Old Will and I don't see eye to eye

	26-03-2003 22:24									#14
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Although not exactly verbatim, the response "I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I do bite my thumb" would have been acceptable.

You could alternatively have said "Methinks the lady doth protest too much" if you wanted to complain about my complaint.

	26-03-2003 22:28									#15
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Also, as a little trivia:
Juliet's question of "Romeo, Romeo. Wherefore art thou, Romeo ?", was intended to be spoken in a tone more reflective of shock and dismay, as they disrobed.

	26-03-2003 22:47									#16
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Cullion, which comes from a medieval word for scrotum and is used to describe over-testosteroned boors.

	26-03-2003 23:09									#17
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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand Also, as a little trivia: Juliet's question of "Romeo, Romeo. Wherefore art thou, Romeo ?", was intended to be spoken in a tone more reflective of shock and dismay, as they disrobed.

* FrustratedPoet puts on his literary geek hat.

Actually, that line is often misquoted and is supposed to mean 'Why are you Romeo?', not "Where are you Romeo?". It's pretty obvious from context since it accompanies the "A rose by any other name..." speech.

But as the quintessential Renaissance Man I'm sure you already knew that Sloww.

* FrustratedPoet takes off the hat

	26-03-2003 23:34									#18
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quote: Originally posted by FrustratedPoet Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?

[aside]
>Would the law be on my side if I say "aye"?
>Nay
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Then I do not bite my thumb at you sir, but I do bite my thumb...

	26-03-2003 23:36									#19
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Good lad.

	27-03-2003 00:06									#20
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quote: Originally posted by FrustratedPoet * FrustratedPoet puts on his literatary geek hat. Actually, that line is often misquoted and is supposed to mean 'Why are you Romeo?', not "Where are you Romeo?". It's pretty obvious from context since it accompanies the "A rose by any other name..." speech. But as the quintessential Renaissance Man I'm sure you already knew that Sloww. * FrustratedPoet takes off the hat

Ahh, but I managed to put Ann's panties in a twist.

	27-03-2003 00:19									#21
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My favorite is "up yours you commie pinko fairy you" from the bards immortal Fruit merchant of Queens.

	27-03-2003 00:28									#22
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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand: Ahh, but I managed to put Ann's panties in a twist.

Huh?

	27-03-2003 00:31									#23
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I wonder why hasn't anyone danced the DL dance...

	27-03-2003 00:42									#24
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I forgot the steps.

	27-03-2003 00:51									#25
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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand: Ahh, but I managed to put Ann's panties in a twist.

(Ok, a little birdie explained his interpretation of this remark.)

I wasn't referring to you, SlowwHand. I was answering the question in the subject line.

But hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.

	27-03-2003 01:27									#26
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FP:

Do you quarrel, sir?

And you guys skipped a few lines...


Much funnier if you do the lines as intended.

	27-03-2003 03:10									#27
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I plead a poor memory

	27-03-2003 03:11									#28
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Actually sod that, I don't. I plead a memory filled with other useless crap.

	27-03-2003 07:12									#29
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quote: Originally posted by FrustratedPoet But as the quintessential Renaissance Man I'm sure you already knew that Sloww.

Has a quintessential Renaissance Man no taste in belt buckles?

	27-03-2003 07:23									#30
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quote: LAERTES: Oi, ****er: let's get on with it.

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