29-03-2003 06:42									#1
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The war is so depressing, it seems time for a violent argument about some trivial matter of taste.

The questions concerning facial hair are: do you have it? Do you think it is elegant or neanderthal to do so? Have you worn a beard and then shaved it off in shame when you realised you looked like a complete ****?

For the record I have a small and well trimmed goatee-tache combination in gingerish brown with blond streaks. I like it, it gives me something socially acceptable to scratch in public.

Unfortunately, I don't have a pic of me w/beard to share.

	29-03-2003 06:49									#2
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Facial hair is a crime against humanity.

	29-03-2003 06:52									#3
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whats a tache?

	29-03-2003 06:54									#4
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Gee Speer, I don't know.

The cosmos tell me it may be mustache.

	29-03-2003 07:00									#5
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quote: Originally posted by Asher Facial hair is a crime against humanity.

I've seen your picture and you are only saying that because you don't have the testosterone to grow one.

	29-03-2003 07:02									#6
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The nose is on the face, does nose hair count?

	29-03-2003 07:03									#7
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I've heard that many times on Apolyton now, and I assure you you're very wrong. I've been shaving daily since I was 14, started shaving at 12.

I can grow facial hair very very easily, it just looks so terribly wrong on me (which is why everyone insists I'm not able to grow it -- I'm too babyfaced )

	29-03-2003 07:06									#8
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quote: Originally posted by Asher I can grow facial hair very very easily, it just looks so terribly wrong on me (which is why everyone insists I'm not able to grow it -- I'm too babyfaced )

Being babyfaced is usually cited as the main reason for growing it. I had a friend when I was young who couldn't wait to grow a beard to hide his just like his dad did.

	29-03-2003 07:10									#9
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Just a goatee for me.

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	29-03-2003 07:12									#10
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Just sat on a tack, eh?

	29-03-2003 07:31									#11
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At this point, my goatee is nearly a foot long (.3M). Next week my moustache will be trimmed & waxed for an opera I'm in.

	29-03-2003 07:34									#12
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Here's my attempt at facial hair - is it legitimate, or just lazy shaving?

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	29-03-2003 07:40									#13
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon Being babyfaced is usually cited as the main reason for growing it. I had a friend when I was young who couldn't wait to grow a beard to hide his just like his dad did.

Why would you hide it?

	29-03-2003 08:16									#14
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Goatee and mo for me.

And Asher, no-one is going to believe you until you post proof.

	29-03-2003 08:17									#15
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Goatee-stache combo.

ACK!

	29-03-2003 08:18									#16
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quote: Originally posted by Skanky Burns And Asher, no-one is going to believe you until you post proof.

Of course, but that proof is never going to occur because it looks so bad on me, I don't want to look like it. Not to mention people would just insist I photoshopped it anyway.

	29-03-2003 08:26									#17
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Hey, some of the awesomest people in history had facial hair.

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	29-03-2003 08:35									#18
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quote: Originally posted by Asher Of course, but that proof is never going to occur because it looks so bad on me, I don't want to look like it. Not to mention people would just insist I photoshopped it anyway.

If you need to shave every day, wouldn't a close up of you at night show a good deal of stubble?

	29-03-2003 08:36									#19
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He never said he needed to shave every day, just that he does.

My 3-year old nephew shaves every day, too, with his little plastic toy barber's kit.

	29-03-2003 08:36									#20
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had a small strangely-red one that looked a lot like ixnay's a while back but nothing ATM.

	29-03-2003 08:40									#21
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quote: Originally posted by Kontiki If you need to shave every day, wouldn't a close up of you at night show a good deal of stubble?

I don't shave every day and I still show at least some black hairs on the bottom of my chin a few hours after I shave.

If Asher is some powerhouse this should be no problem for him.

	29-03-2003 08:42									#22
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Asher's face grows as much hair as a baby's arse.

	29-03-2003 08:51									#23
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Asher won't look truly canadian until he gets some good stubble.

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	29-03-2003 08:52									#24
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quote: Originally posted by Caligastia Asher's face grows as much hair as a baby's arse.

The funny thing about this is that I got Asher's input on hairy arses a couple weeks ago.

You see, Zylka was suggesting I go into porn and I was wondering about the attractiveness of something.

	29-03-2003 08:57									#25
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quote: Originally posted by Apocalypse The funny thing about this is that I got Asher's input on hairy arses a couple weeks ago. You see, Zylka was suggesting I go into porn and I was wondering about the attractiveness of something.

Something tells me I don't want to know any more about this...

	29-03-2003 09:06									#26
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Don't worry. I didn't send any guys any pictures of anything.

	29-03-2003 09:13									#27
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I waxed and wanned between clean shaven and proto beard all through college. In the last quarter of college, during the 3 weeks i wrote my thesis, i did't shave and thus got a full ebard and moustache. I think they frae my face rather well, so I have kept the full package.

	29-03-2003 09:29									#28
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not yet being 18, i don't got to worry too much about facial hair. I can't grow hair on the side of my face as yet so i cant grow a full beard. I got a little bit of hair at my top lip and chin though. i never shave

	29-03-2003 10:32									#29
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at the moment, i'm rather clean shaven, which is pretty damn good for me.

i'm just lazy. i don't care about facial hair, but sometimes i'll be sporting a half-assed goatee and a "sanchez" mustache (just stubble really, not the sexual term, you dolt).

i also had sideburns for a while but I didnt know they are really classless and ugly.

	29-03-2003 10:38									#30
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quote: Originally posted by Uncle Sparky At this point, my goatee is nearly a foot long (.3M). Next week my moustache will be trimmed & waxed for an opera I'm in.

PROOF!!!! PROOF!!!!

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