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History Guy
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Reads too many books...
Oct 2001 time: 23:27
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Well, chaps, Your Holiness, Blessed Father, and Cardinals of the Church,
As you know, King Togas, Ordained by God, has purchased the Gospels of Sts. Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John from the Arabs for a hefty price. Yes, that's right, Polytheism was, unfortunately, all a bit rubbish. In fact, we recently discovered that the chap who invented it was a Vaudevillian.
Inspired by the truths of the Gospels, I have, for efficient spreading of the Good News, purchased the whole of Vatican Hill, which now serves as its own city. Vatican City will be the home of the Pontiff, and the Cardinals, and the seat of the Universal Church. Hip-hip, hoo-ray!
So, where St. Peter's Basillica is concerned, how about it? White, or pink marble, eh?
Squid is available at some decent taberna near the construction site.
Inside the Curia, the Cardinals will convene to hand over the keys of the Church to Cardinal Tacticus, who will be Pope No. 1. He can choose his own titles, too, God bless him.
So, chaps, let us set up the Church's foundations, eh, what?
So far, as Cardinals, we have...
Tacticus...soon to be Pope,
Calamari...
and Cian.
Cardinal Fernand de History Guy Calamari
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Nuclear Winter
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Pablo Arenhos Winterius, adopted son of Polaris Winterius, nominates for cardinal.
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OliverFA
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Leeds, UK
Sep 2002 time: 06:27
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Only one true god? That's amazing! :eek!:
So what about all those spirits that have been populating Spain since the begining of times? I'm pretty sure that they exist, our ancestors had to fight agains some of them, and were also blessed by some others. Could it be that this spirits are all at the service of God?
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OliverFA
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Leeds, UK
Sep 2002 time: 06:27
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Satan? This name is new for me.
* takes his hand to his sword and looks nervously around.
And this Satan, you say it's evil. We should protect our nation against him!
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History Guy
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Reads too many books...
Oct 2001 time: 23:27
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I suggest praying to someone like St. Hernan de Calamari, the first Spanish saint, for protection against demons, for during his exile he wrestled them in the deserts.
The best way to distinguish angels from demons are to look at the signs. Usually, angels wear white clothes, and have harps. Sometimes, though, they have four faces, and eyes all over their body, and wheels, and the lot. But mostly, look for the harps.
Demons, on the other hand, run around in goatees with forkbeards, goat-legs, and pitchforks. They are bad guys.
The Diocesan Council declares what is the common Ecclesiastical Law of each diocese, Cardinal Cian. It is overseen by the Pope and the Cardinal of Castile.
Cardinal Calamari of Castile
Righteous Squid Baron
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History Guy
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Reads too many books...
Oct 2001 time: 23:27
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Cardinal Cian,
I am the Cardinal of Castile. If you wish to be Cardinal of Castile, you can have the Diocesan Council, for in Castile it is stationed, in the Vatican, in Madrid, in the heart of the Church. How could it be anyway else?
Perhaps Cardinal Winterius would like the job, then? I am sure, Cardinal Cian, being on the entire other side of the vast empire, and being a governor, you can afford little time to it.
If you quibble with my holding the position, then, I suggest simply electing a Pope, and allowing him to place those whom he wishes in the position, for the Pope is the head of the church, and not a Cardinal.
Cardinal Calamari
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History Guy
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Reads too many books...
Oct 2001 time: 23:27
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Cardinal Aidun, my friend, I thank you.
However, I believe I must put in my vote for the greatest, holiest man in Spain, Cardinal Tacticus, who, though an old man, has led a great and good life, and should be the first Bishop of Madrid, so that we may cement a glorious church here in Rome.
The Ballots...
Cardinal Tacticus
Cardinal Cian
Cardinal Winterus (?)
I vote for Cardinal Tacticus.
Cardinal Calamari
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