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Garth Vader is offline Garth Vader
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Saskatoon, SK, CA
Oct 1999
time: 22:27
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Lamest April Fools ever

Solver is offline Solver
Apolyton Duke Of Something
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Sep 2000
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Now that we have this result

Koyaanisqatsi is offline Koyaanisqatsi
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of Maine paupers.
May 1999
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Rah should get his money back...

ixnay is offline ixnay
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I <3 etna, omg disgaea fag
Jan 1970
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Sadly, it's true.

Solver is offline Solver
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Sep 2000
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quote:
Rah should get his money back...



Pah .

Flubber is offline Flubber
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With a view of the Rockies
Aug 2000
time: 22:27
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Gah, sorry, quite some legal trouble - can't even disclose what was planned .


Legal trouble ?? From whom?? Even if what you thought about doing was illegal, how can there be legal trouble for thinking about it?

I skipped 95% of this thread figuring that the " no-joke joke" was a strong possibility. ( Remember the MASH episode where BJ gets Hawkeye by doing nothing and driving Hawkeye into paranoia" . If there was a joke it was such a humdinger that NO ONE NOTICED it.

H Tower is offline H Tower
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Jul 2001
time: 23:27
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what about the joke that you did pull? what was that? oh yeah, I forgot, the "let's pretend we pulled a joke and then laugh as everyone figures it out"

Solver is offline Solver
Apolyton Duke Of Something
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Sep 2000
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Hey, ends in some Solver-bashing here... usual stuff!

Flubber, thinking is legal... telling you what we were thinking is not, though.

Dauphin is offline Dauphin
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Caught in a tuna net
Jan 1970
time: 05:27
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The best thing about this thread is that it highlights those who need closure.

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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i should've spammed the aoe2 boards, that would've been a great April Fools joke, too late now

Flubber is offline Flubber
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Aug 2000
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Originally posted by Solver
Flubber, thinking is legal... telling you what we were thinking is not, though.


Weird-- I guess it depends which country we are talking about but here

Thinking about something-- say robbing a bank-- no problem

Telling others you thought up a great plan to rob a bank but decided not to try it out-- no problem-- Hell if i wanted to publish a "foolproof plan' of how a particular bank could be robbed-- difficult to see this being illegal

Actively planning to rob a bank-- problem-- conspiracy charges etc

KrazyHorse is offline KrazyHorse
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May 2001
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He's BSing, flubber.

The worst part is that nobody's buying it. I had my suspicions on opening this thread yesterday. Now I'm sure.

Solver is offline Solver
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Sep 2000
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KH, a pretty unbased accusation, I'd say... we have a thing that can't be done for legal reasons... ICQ me if you want me to explain .

Flubber is offline Flubber
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He's BSing, flubber.

The worst part is that nobody's buying it. I had my suspicions on opening this thread yesterday. Now I'm sure.


Just trying to make him admit his BS-- I was bored and killing time before heading into a meeting

Solver is offline Solver
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Nah... I don't have anything to admit to, and even if I had, why would I anyway ?

Flubber is offline Flubber
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KH, a pretty unbased accusation, I'd say... we have a thing that can't be done for legal reasons... ICQ me if you want me to explain .


I can understand not being able to do something for legal reasons but you must be able to describe it-- " we planned to rob the first national bank but decided not to for legal reasons'

KrazyHorse is offline KrazyHorse
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quote:
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KH, a pretty unbased accusation, I'd say... we have a thing that can't be done for legal reasons... ICQ me if you want me to explain .


Why not just PM me then?

Solver is offline Solver
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I can understand not being able to do something for legal reasons but you must be able to describe it-- " we planned to rob the first national bank but decided not to for legal reasons'


Well you surely understand we didn't try to rob a bank .

To put a more close analogy - we wanted to post nude pics of Britney, but we phoned her and she warned us not to do the hoax, and not even to post them later when noted as fakes... that's BS, but close to how the situation was.

Flubber is offline Flubber
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Nah... I don't have anything to admit to, and even if I had, why would I anyway ?


perhaps because you started this whole thing . . .

ANYWAAAYYY-- even work is more fun than this

Solver is offline Solver
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Well, I can't exactly see how I invented the Fools Day .

Lazarus and the Gimp is offline Lazarus and the Gimp
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Aug 2000
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Thread summary?

On second thoughts, don't bother.

Koyaanisqatsi is offline Koyaanisqatsi
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May 1999
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Thread summary?


Solver sucks at April fool's jokes, and Ming and rah make poor accomplices.

Dimorier Maximus is offline Dimorier Maximus
Warlord
of Apolyton
May 2001
time: 05:27
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I just checked my PMs....really nice Ming.

rah is offline rah
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Jan 1970
time: 23:27
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Ok, Ok,
Yes, we failed this year. We had discussion on what we should try to do this year and had many suggestions.

Some were just rehashes of older pranks (involving mods) which we rejected.

Some involved poking fun at Homeland security ( as mentioned earlier) which included some site shutdowns.
Which was rejected, (tough to have a joke when no one can check out the site to laugh

Others involved some site changes that were more effort than they were worth.

Others involved making up some "celebrity" Id's and having some fun. Could be a bit dicey.

The one that had the most promise was announcing the impending release of a project to work on a new release for one of the games covered here. Mock ups were done and considerable effort was put into it. We did not receive permission to do this. (in order to not paint anybody as the bad guy here, I will not say who's permission was not given.) Lacking specific permission, the mods here decided not to do it. Doing things without permission has gotten some mods in hot water in the past

So anyway, it's the morning of 4/1 and our preferred Idea was kiboshed. So as always, when you react instead of plan, you are left holding a bag of ****.
So we went with MY idea for a lame thread asking people to find a nonexistent joke. (defined as lame because the VERY first poster guessed it) We tried to spark it and were quite unsuccessful. And the end result is that SOLVER takes abuse. (in the OT, we don't need threads for that )

To all those that participated in helping us bail a sinking ship, thanks.

To those that tried their own joke threads, thanks.

To those that think this year's prank sucked, you're right. (but those that didn't do one of their own shouldn't be too critical. The posters creativity was also below par this year.)

And a special thanks to Solver who agreed to be the patsy on this one. He is the ultimate patsy.

RAH
So in summary, no joke this year
We promise to try better next year.
On the plus side, no one got banned or given a pcr as a result

Solver is offline Solver
Apolyton Duke Of Something
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Well, a good round-up and disclaimer, sir!

I'm used to the role of getting bitten in the butt by them OTers anyway, so ...

Winston is offline Winston
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Danmark
Mar 1999
time: 06:27
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I think rah just posted that explanation to make it look like there was no April Fool's joke.

Oh yeah, that's what they want us to believe!

And see how quick Solver was to back up his story?

I for one will not be suckered anymore. I'm continuing my search for the joke.

Kassiopeia is offline Kassiopeia
Emperor
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Jul 2001
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quote:
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(defined as lame because the VERY first poster guessed it)


Sorry

Solver is offline Solver
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Sep 2000
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Gee Kass, you just had to be a party-pooper...

Agathon is offline Agathon
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Dec 2002
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Utterly lame. I think the mods should ban themselves for a week.

Alex is offline Alex
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Brasil
Mar 1999
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The game thing would have been funny and interesting. Too bad some hot-shot did not allow it.

 
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