04-04-2003 11:00									#1
	This is what happens when you have a visa-free regime with UK - Tartan Army in Lith. Enter the AD-FREE zone

My fair country had to bear ~4000 drunken Scots for almost a week. Good thing is that if we ever were to sue them, they have confessed everything on

http://www.t-army.com/cgi-bin/ikonb...ms.cgi?forum=16

Some nice quotes:

"yeee haaaaaaaaa!! we fly out tonight!!!! i've bought so many litres...they dont know whats gonna hit them"

"Ma mates been there for only 20 hours and he's shafted two birds already... After he done the first, him and his mate swapped round. If you cannae pull over here then gee it up."

"totally agree, the birds are easy. pulled within the first couple of hours. just kicked her oot ma hotel room the now. "

"i still say she wiz older than 12, just cos a pulled and you did nae. ross i wiz only want to rub it in that u were nae there. "

"Am sure they got to school in time anyway, ahh! thats why they were up so early haha. they said they were 19 too. Am easy, that bird in Kaunas was stunnin tae."

And so on.

	04-04-2003 11:04									#2
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quote: Ma mates been there for only 20 hours and he's shafted two birds already... After he done the first, him and his mate swapped round. If you cannae pull over here then gee it up." "totally agree, the birds are easy. pulled within the first couple of hours. just kicked her oot ma hotel room the now. " "i still say she wiz older than 12, just cos a pulled and you did nae. ross i wiz only want to rub it in that u were nae there. " "Am sure they got to school in time anyway, ahh! thats why they were up so early haha. they said they were 19 too. Am easy, that bird in Kaunas was stunnin tae."

lol in american please

	04-04-2003 12:22									#3
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Thats a very good attempt at writing in a scottish accent.

You should be grateful you didn't get England, they would have wrecked your town

	04-04-2003 12:36									#4
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@Saras,
Be glad my countrymen don't decide to conquer your puny nation!

Bwa Ha har!

	04-04-2003 12:50									#5
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4000 people, eh? What, did that like double the population of Lithuania for the weekend?

	04-04-2003 13:31									#6
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Why else did you think the UK agreed to join the EU if not to foist the Scotts off on some other poor unsuspecting lot?

	04-04-2003 14:23									#7
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LOL @ ravagon.

PH, no. But they almost controlled the Kaunas stadium, with a total of 3500 scots (=totally pissed fans) and ~5000 lithuanians.

	04-04-2003 16:03									#9
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If you think that's bad just be thankful you weren't playing the English - if anyone here lives in Charleois (sp?) in Belgium they could probably top your stories.

	04-04-2003 16:22									#10
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I don't think thats bad - they spent 1-2 million quid here AND their team lost both the U21 and normal EURO 2004 qualifications games to us, so who can complain

	04-04-2003 16:23									#11
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That's true, even if the Tartan Army cause havoc, at least they spend a fortune on beer and their football team is terrible.

	04-04-2003 19:10									#12
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quote: Originally posted by TheStinger Thats a very good attempt at writing in a scottish accent.

Have a look, those quotes come from the threads. I've bookmarked the page, its funnier than hell. Kinda like engrish.com.

	04-04-2003 19:19									#13
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Scottish people don't actually type like that, do they? It's a good representation of their speech, but I wasn't aware they would actually type in a Scottish accent. Nobody types in a French, German, Greek, Spanish accent, do they?

That makes me think the site is a spoof - just like it would if there was an equivalent German site with comments like: "Ja, I drank four pints ov ze lager and den hit him on ze head vis a bottle."

	04-04-2003 19:25									#14
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Irvine Welsh writes in such a way that I had to read with an accent at first to understand it.

German writers can propbaly write in such a way to differentiate between differenet accents.

luke its der ferry- scouse
look its the ferrr- english

	04-04-2003 19:34									#15
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quote: Originally posted by TheStinger Irvine Welsh writes in such a way that I had to read with an accent at first to understand it.

Yes, I know, and I enjoy his books, but there are very good reasons why he does it that don't seem applicable to an internet forum.

If some Scottish people do that on internet forums and in other informal places where they communicate through type I wouldn't have a problem with it, it just seems odd that they would be the only nationality to have that propensity. I know that I've never seen any of the Scottish posters on 'poly do it, but then maybe we're not a good representative example on this board.

	04-04-2003 19:39									#16
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As an english man I wouldn't do it( other than to take the piss in a friendly way) but from a lithuanian I thought it was ok

	04-04-2003 19:42									#17
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quote: Originally posted by TheStinger but from a lithuanian I thought it was ok

Yeah, they don't have the imperial guilt we do.

	04-04-2003 19:46									#18
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I have no guilt we brough civilisation to the haggis eating skirt wearing barbarians.We gave them the capacity to deep fry everything

	04-04-2003 20:20									#19
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Drunken Scots? I can't believe it!

(anybody else own the board game Heave-Ho?)

Congrats on a good week in footy. Always nice to win at home and at least get a point out of Berlin Utd.

	04-04-2003 20:27									#20
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quote: Originally posted by Sten Sture <...>and at least get a point out of Berlin Utd.

At least? AT LEAST???!!!

	04-04-2003 20:31									#21
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to be fair though that penalty was the biggest ****ing dive since 20,000 leagues under the sea.

	04-04-2003 20:45									#22
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Can't really argue with that

But we had to have one 100% penalty in the 1st half, so it's only fair.

Not to mention one clear yellow, if not red, card, for just so obviously purpusefully knocking our charging midfielder.

	04-04-2003 20:56									#23
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He went down like Gillian Taylforth.

	04-04-2003 21:52									#24
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Huh?

	04-04-2003 22:07									#25
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Gillian Taylforth is a British soap actress who was caught giving some guy a blowjob in a car several years ago.