16-04-2003 00:08									#31
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Panzer32 and Jagjef continue wandering along the shore, unsure what their exact position is

Jagjef: Look; I see a canoe on the horizon!

Panzer32: It looks like the type of canoe that they sell at the harbour for 500 gold. Get closer, men!

Jagjef: Hey!! That's the canoe I sold to Mr Mayor a while ago. I wonder what it's doing out here??

Panzer32: Lets retrieve it for him.

Panzer32 and Jagjef catch up to the canoe and notice that there is what looks like a barbarian standing on top guarding someone they can't quite make laying on the bottom of the canoe...

	16-04-2003 15:32									#32
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Jagjef and Panzer32 walkes closer to the vessel,

jagjef: Urg,hurg uff grrr agaga. Prutt AAA buffa.

Panzer32: ???? what?

Jagjef: I did learn to speak some barbarians whith Mr Mayors crew, I ask them if I could switch the canoe and its content for a few glass-perls.

Barbarian: A o uumma uff.

Jagjef open up his pouch and takes out five glassperls and gives it to the barbarian, who quickly leaves the area.

	16-04-2003 16:49									#33
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The weight suddenly off his back jim_steer jumps to his feet almost toppling the precariously balanced canoe

Travel in the cargo hold indeed you lying barbarian B*****d, if i ever catch up with you I will rip your stinking feet off, jim_steer roars at the rapidly fleeing barbarian.

jim_steer quickly ducks back down into the canoe to retreive a long staff tipped with a carved banana then gazes slowly around taking in his new surroundings till his eyes come to rest on the bedraggeled looking band of mariners headed by Jagjef and Panzer32......

	16-04-2003 23:26									#34
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All the men that mr mayor were after had been captured, and the barbarians had left the alternate version of apolyton. after returning to jagjefs port the man who resembled trip spoke.

Trip look alike: master.... we are but lowly peaseants, please do not harm us.

Mr Mayor: iam not gona kill you. you have a much higher purpose here. trip, you are to be minister of war, but you are to only make desisions with my consent.
Panzer32 your leading a resitance against me was a bad idea, you wont be fed for 3 days. god king, you are to go tothe men named jagjef and panzer and tell them that your back from a holiday. and beta hound, you well stay in your cell until i need you.

After being payed a large amount of money and fed a great feast , the god king and trip looks alikes had become mr mayors obeidient servants.


Mr Mayor: now people , you know what to do, trip i will tell you when to go to the palace and god king you may go now. tell them youve returned and dont alow them to make any more conversation passed that point understood, come back after that. good luck people.

	16-04-2003 23:42									#35
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At the northerin part of the docks panzer and jagjef are strugling to begin the journey searching fpr god king

Panzer: NO I DIDNT PUT THE HOLE IN THE BOAT YOU DID

Jagjef: NOPE, U DID JERK!

a freenzy begins as the two have at each other. then the god king look alike pops out of nowhere hiding the "who to act like god king for dumbys" book behind his back.

Hello gentelmen, how are you?

Panzer lays his fist down in confusion.

Panzer: god king..... your .... your ok?

God king: why wouldnt i be, i just got back from a holiday on my yatch. it was very seenic.

Panzer still sounding confused.

Panzer: i.......see, well nice to have you back.....

God king: thank you, good bye.

	17-04-2003 10:21									#36
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Back at the ship-yard

Jagjef: but it looked like God King!

Panzer32: Yeah, I know but why did he leave so quickly?

Jagjef: He has to go to the taverna for some banana-beer, that what everybody wants after a long journey.

Jim_steer raises his banana-staff and praises:
All hail to the mighty banana and free banana-beer for all.

Jagjef and Panzer32: OK, lets go to the taverna and see if we can find God King. And you pay both says and point at Jim_steer.

All three goes to the taverna for some banana-beers.

	17-04-2003 15:42									#37
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Back at the Docs......

God king LaL: the deed is done, they didnt suspect a thing.

Mr Mayor: good. Trip its your turn now, I have a few platoons ready for the task at hand, get ready.

Trip LaL: yes sir.

On a hilltop Trip (the real one) stood looking at the land scape staring endlessly into the destert. a few body guards stood next to him.

Trip: look at that..... to think we'd have to make a living here, i just hope the land to the south is more promising......

Guard: The sun sets sir, shall we return?

Trip: no we will stay here to observe the lights of the night.

As eve rose

Trip: Nature calls boys, ill be right back.

As soon as Trip got to the bushes a bunch of barbarians halled him in and out poped trip again. a few Muffle screams were heard from the bushes as trip LaL walked towards the gurads.

Guards: WHAT DID YOU DO BACK THERE!

Trip: never mind.... lets return to the palace, i want to rest.

	24-04-2003 11:27									#38
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Jagjef, Panzer32 and Jim_Steer wakes up outside the backside of the taverna.

Jagjef: Ooouch, that was one hell of a Bananabeer.

Panzer32: I feel like I have been offline for several day now.

Jim_steer: Mmmmfffmmff (spits out an banana), damn it must have been several days, you look like you havent shaved for a week now.

	24-04-2003 13:48									#39
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jim_steer slowly climbs to his feet, his head pounding like a steel drum. He staggers towards a bush and is exorcist style sick all over it.

"urrrgrgrrhhhhhhh, by the banana that feels better" jim_steer say straightening up a begining to look vaguely human again.

"what happened ?" moans Panzer32

"I am not sure but I had the weirdest dream, we where in a mystical land called imarton and it was all orange and white and there was newz and stuff, I dont know it is all fuzzy but I feel that we were close to the Great Banana there."

Panzer 32 casts jim_steer a strange look "I had the same dream also.... "

They both turn to look at Jagjef looking for confirmation but he just stares transfixed at the sick covered bush and gently moans over and over again "I will never drink again!! never you hear me, NEVER!!!"

"Jagjef did you dream of imarton also ?"

Jagjef just looks at them confusedly still slightly worse for where. Suddenly a huge series of bangs and crashes errupts from the general direction of the docks.......

	29-04-2003 10:43									#40
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- Come on, lets go to the docks, Jagjef says.

Panzer32: It's seems to be a party.

jim_steer: But what are they celebrating

Jagjef interrups an dancing dockworker:
- Hey, what is this all about?

Dockworker: Havent you heard? We have made contact with the great tribe of CFC, up north. But they seems to be living south. So we will need to build a lot of boats for trading with them.

Jagjef: YES!!! that meens more contracts. We can double the price for a trading canoe with the Counsils.
jagjef enters the party

	29-04-2003 18:43									#41
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jim_steer and panzer32 watch as jagjef grabs the nearest keg of banana beer and begins to happily quaff from it.

"Never drink again, eh..." says jim_steer cynically

panzer32 gives him a mock resigned look

"Once more unto the keg then"

"What the hell we are only young for 6050 years"

They both stride forward to wrestle the keg from jagjef.

The hours pass happily in a riot of banana beer, dancing and the newly invented game of drunken canoe football.

jim_steer and panzer32 argue about anarchic and possibly made up rules of canoe football while jagjaf drunkenly paddles around the ball repeatedly trying and failing to kick it past his arguing opponents into the goal.

"What do you mean you’re allowed to pick the ball up, its football you’re supposed to bloody kick it!" slurs jim_steer

"No you are supposed to pick it up and paddle around wearing insane amounts of amour till you're in the touch zone!" yells panzer32

"Are you sure that is not elucidan rules..." jim_steer suddenly tails off and stares shocked towards the shore as a sudden quiet falls over the party.

"What you all looking at?" says jagjef then gasps as he spots Mr Mayor marching down the dock flanked by a fearsome looking group of Barbarians who seem to be dragging a sorry looking person in chains....