05-04-2003 04:20									#1
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I was getting pretty bored and i figured id start some role play. it just might keep goin if theres enough intrest.

	07-04-2003 20:29									#2
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As the president and the member #1 of AYC ( Apolyton Yatch Club)

Does anybody mind if I take some of the tree-logs from the ex-jungle outside the city?

I'm going to move to a new place outside Apolyton close to the river and start a boat-yard.
I hope there will come more people to settle there soon.

I have invented a new boat called the log-canoe.
It will help people to travel faster and trade more on the river.

Jagjef
President and member #1, AYC
(only a few millenia before winning Apolytonia Cup)

Please join AYC if you want

	08-04-2003 01:35									#3
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Getting bored. Pickes up a chair and throws it at Mr. Mayor, just for the fun of it. Togas shouts - Bar Fight, and a free for all starts.... who will come out intact???

	08-04-2003 02:38									#4
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Mr Mayor Hauls out a giants Banana And at shots the angry mob, then when they all lay in driping banana jucie he commmands the gods to shock them with i giant thunderbolt eletric cattle prod.

Mr Mayor: You fool, god king you had no chance, you and your chusion chair.

(Mr Mayor Drags god king out by his head, towards the outskirts of town.)

	08-04-2003 02:47									#5
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Slowly but surely Mr Mayor arrives at the yatch docs and aproches the harbour master.

Mr Mayor: i'd like to buy a boat. preferly a canoe, can you suply me with this?

Jagjef: indeed, 500gold.

Mr Mayor: Down payment?

Jagjef: sure

Mr Mayor: Thank you

after a few minutes waiting the boat is ready

Mr Mayor: so long god king.... Mwahahahaha

God King awakes long enough to see that he is tied to a boat then fades out again.

Mr Mayor: so long God King, Youll enjoy the raging sea!

Mr Mayor heads back to town as God King floats helplessly towards the depths of the notheren oceans

	08-04-2003 06:00									#6
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Panzer32 hopes this tavern will not be the violent one that the one in the SPDG was...

Panzer32 waves goodbye to MrMayor, and does not know who is really on the boat.

Panzer32: Hey, has anyone seen Godking??

	08-04-2003 06:24									#7
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As Mr Mayor Re enters the tavern He sits and falls into a deep sleep.

He see a man named sky walker and a bunch of banack traveling through a land called Zulu. Then he Sees a bright light and an explsion. Then saw a rider hitched to a horse named meshelic. The man rode in black and another man beside him glismed at Mr Mayor, it was a vaugely familiar face. bright light came again. and Mr Mayo saw a large under ground bunker where the drak men were being held captive and being beaten by Mr Mayors henchmen brutus. Then saw are large room filled with big devices and the dark man meshelic ran in and shot at the large devices as the voice of skywalker was herd from the room screaming Mr Mayors Name, saying the deals Off. One last bright light and more explosions were herd as germans crossed the border of another great country and Mr Mayor was commanding forces to free captured slaves of the nation while being fired on by germans and men of the great nation. And the dream ened with a dead man lying on the table who the man named meshelic had just murdered. The man look to be one of meshelics relatives.

Mr Mayor Awoke


Mr Mayor: that face, the man who looked at me next to the dark rider meshelic..... he is the man from the docks who was waving! this dream is a warning. I must watch my back around him.

	08-04-2003 07:45									#8
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Panzer32: Get out of your alternate dimension, MrMayor!! Hey... wait a minute! I thought you went off in your yacht! Who was on the boat then??

	08-04-2003 10:20									#9
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jagjef enter the taverns and turns to Mr Mayor,
-Please Mr Mayor, I have some problem with barbarians close to the docks, they are pillaging and they dont pay for canoes.
You must help me, we must have a warrior to come and clean out the mob.

Mr Mayor: You have to find out our Ministry of War Trip, he will help you.

jagjef leaves the tavern and start looking for Trip.

From a table near the exit of the tavern he hears some rumor that the barbarians from north have a pequliar lookalike with an old hero called BetaHound, and that the northen barbarians are ruled by someone called BetaDog.

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Mr Mayor Rises from his seat and looks at his watch.

Mr Mayor: hmmm, the glass is half way full of sand, god king must be on another landmass by now, if he survived. MWAHAHAHAHAH!

Mr Mayor then set out of apolyton with alot of shiny things in a horse and cart towards the barbarians camps.

Cheif Nida: hey you... you here give us glitery items?

Mr Mayor: I give you shiny things, you work for me, you and your tribe of warriors.

Cheif Nida: OKIE DAY!

And Mr Mayor headed towards another barbarian camp.

	08-04-2003 16:11									#11
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jagjef looks at Mr Mayor when he travels with his cart,
- Hmm, he got some cloth to cover that cart, maybe I could use that on a boat, as protection from wind and rain and sun.
And a good thing he is bribing those barbarians to be nice to us now.

jagjef shouts: Mr Mayor what are those strange round things under your cart, and in the great Bananas name what is that for animal that pulls your cart?

	08-04-2003 22:58									#12
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Mr Mayor Returns form his travells having rounded up several barbarian tribes to do his bidding.

Mr Mayor: Cirus, Go out now to the barbarian tribes and tell them to prepare all there battle worthy men and head to the outskirts of the yatch yard in 5 hours.

Cirus the slick: yes sir.... and my fee?

Mr Mayor: you dont get your fee , you get wages, you work only for me now. your wages are 100 gold a day.

Cirus: YES SIR! but where do you get all your gold?

Mr Mayor: I own a number of locations in apolyton, a number of "organisations" but youll find out more soon enough.

	09-04-2003 02:10									#13
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Awaken on a water bed. Real water. Sea water. In a canoe. What a headach....

WHERE IS ME?

Floating along, looking over the edge of the boat (carefully, don't want to loose the last think I ate...) and see a couple of eyes looking back....

AAACK!!!

Looks again. "Gunga, gulunga. Unga, gunga gulunga. Unga Gullunga" Said the eyes. Actually, it was the short, bald, round man holding the spear pointing at GK's belly that said it.

Not really sure what it ment, probably something along the lines of "you look like crap, what happened", which promptly reminded me of Mr. Mayor and his electric Banana.......

Time to make some friends and plan something new and interesting.....

to be continued....

	09-04-2003 06:06									#14
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Mr Mayor having gathered his great army marched southward towards the docs. warriors , horse men and cheif ands wizards organised in divsions by mr mayor stood strong. 20 000 strong to be exact, maybe more!

Ariving at the yatch yard His army occupied the docs and took over the marine yard. Then large thunderbolt bananas were moved on to large boats , much larger than canoes. Then the army started a shanty town on the docs, more like a military command center. Mr Mayor having invaded the harbour aproched jagjef.

Jagjef: what in bananas name are you doing? i paid good money for this place!

Mr Mayor: and you shall be paid more if you join me and my army as my right hand man, well?

	09-04-2003 07:42									#15
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Panzer32 rushes to Trip, the minister of war, to see if he can organize a rescue party for GodKing

Panzer32: Great Trip, I have terrible news!! GodKing is missing!

Trip: So what, little man! I control armies the size of which you cannot begin to comprehend. My warrior troops are much more important than some plight of an insignificant man called GodKing!

Panzer32: But Trip! I think I know where he is! MrMayor has been acting rather suspiciously lately; I have seen crowds of followers trailing behind him. Something is wrong.

Trip: Begone, little man!! Stop wasting my time!! I have exploration plans to complete!

With that, Panzer32 sulked away, sad that he could not currently help GodKing in wherever he was.

	09-04-2003 10:40									#16
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-No, No, No, you should not put that oar in the middle of the boat, and NOOOO it should not stand right up.

Jagjef walks over to Mr Mayor,
- Those barbarians are the worst boatbuilder I have ever seen. We must recruite better workforce, that have a little more brain than a Bananafly.

Jagjef walks away and looks over the river where a small village if forming
-This will be good when some real townsfolk will arrive.

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Meanwhile, across town in a ritzy hotel...

Hot Woman: I haven't heard that story yet, will you please tell it to me?
Trip: You mean about Lux Invicta?
Hot Woman: Yes!!
Trip: Are you crazy? Everyone has heard that story!
Hot Woman: Oh Trip, you are so amazing!

A few hours later, and in the dark no less...

Hot Woman: Oh Trip!!! That was so great!!! Where did you learn how to do that???
Trip: Well, I learned that lesson when Lux Invicta once tried to. . .

Trip's voice fades away and the scene fades to black.

	09-04-2003 23:03									#18
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WhiteBandit - excellent!!!

	10-04-2003 03:31									#19
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While trip and the whore woman lay in bed a servant rushed into the room.

Servant: SIR BARBARIANS ARE PILIAGING THE HOTEL!

Then a Big harry barbarian leaped into the room, stole the whore off trip are took off. then began climbing to the top of the building.

Far of in the Inn's main room a distant evil laugh was heard.

Mr Mayor: MWAHAHAHAAHAHA!

An hour later back at the docs.....

Mr Mayor: they dont look like soilders, they dont act like soilders , WHY IN THE HELL SHOULD THEY ACT LIKE SOILDERS!

Jegjef: ya, their disiplin is prety poor.

Mr Mayor: well will have to train these boys into fanatics! RAZORS!

a 14 days later the men were all orgainised in divisions , sharpe as tacts. as mr mayor walked onto a podium and stood at attention the talking in the divisions ceased.

Drill sergant: TEN HUT!

Mr Mayor: be seated.

A pause as he looked out at the great army.

Mr Mayor: you men are soilders now! not barbarians , you shall act accordingly. now, we have the best men, food , equipment, we arent gona loose. none of your villages have ever lost a battle and we shoud never lose a war. Your villiages will not tolirate a looser! I wouldnt give a hoot in hell for a man who lost AND LAUGHED! and another thing , this individuality stuff is a bunch of crap! an army fights eats and sleeps like a team! dont forget that. ..... AND I DONT WANT TO GET ANY MESSAGES SAYING THAT WE ARE HOLDING OUR POSISTION! We are starting this war to win! WERE NOT HOLDING ANYTHING! WERE GONA SLAUTER THOSES HUN BASARDS LIKE CRAP THROUGH A GOOSE! Were gona pound em all the time and were not gona stop! The only thing were holding is the hun. WERE GONA HOLD EM BY THE NOSE AND KICK EM IN THE ASS. No ones gona be afraid either. AND WHEN YOU STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GOO THAT A MOMENT AGO WAS YOUR BES(T FRIENDS FACE you know what to do.

Good luck, and god speed, we move out in ten days! DISMISSED!

	10-04-2003 11:10									#20
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Jagjef looks at the camp, where Mr Mayors Barbarian Brigade has been training for so long.

Next day at the Tavern,

Jagjef sits next to a table with Trip and some mad scientists, overheard their conversations.

Mad Scientists: Yes Trip, we have this new ivention called "THE BOW". Now you can throw what we call "THE ARROW" which is a long dart, Further than any man can do.

Trip: Yes it look good, but when can you deliver those in masses, and where can we train men to use those.

Jagjef moves over to the table,
-Hmmm, I got an abandon army-camp close to the boat-yard, there you could train men with Bows.

Trip: Good, make it so.

	10-04-2003 15:05									#21
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Mr Mayor: Thank very much jagjef, i will return.

Jagjef: good luck, by thw way the apolytonian army is going to take residence here, i hope you dont mind.

Mr Mayor: no, no not at all.

Mr Mayor walks towards the docs where many barbarian thremes had been built with the great banana guns had been placed.

	10-04-2003 19:27									#22
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Maybe it was a good thing I had never looked at this thread before.

Just imagine the folklore in a few millenia.

	12-04-2003 00:57									#23
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Panzer32 continues his search for GodKing...

Panzer32: Hey, MrMayor! Have you seen GodKing lately?

Mr Mayor: No... I understood that he was going on a rather long journey.

Panzer32: hmm... he never said anything about that to me.

Mr Mayor: Maybe he had to leave quickly?

Panzer32: I have to find him!!

Panzer32 heads off towards the docks, hoping to rent a yact to go and look for GodKing

	13-04-2003 06:41									#24
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and the dream becomes a reality..... panzer32 is against mr mayor again....

	13-04-2003 07:45									#25
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quote: and the dream becomes a reality..... panzer32 is against mr mayor again....

But... its so fun being against Mr Mayor!!

Panzer32 comes up to to docks, wondering what all the poorely dressed people are doing

Panzer32: Hello, whatever your name is... do you work at the docks?

Barbarian: Me work Mr Mayor... jagjef!

Panzer32: You mean Mr Mayor and Jagjef have all of these workers?

Barbarian: For dock!

Panzer32: What does Mr Mayor have to do with the docks? I know Jagjef is the president of the yact club... hey! I like yacts! Jagjef! Where are you?

Panzer32 searches for Jagjef looking to be member #2 of the yact club...

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Mr Mayors Army sails northward to conquer people and pillage lands.

Skiper: My Lord, We are on course, the Other Skipers calculate that we shall be on land in 10 days.

Mr Mayor: very good, but were not going to need to wait that long..... and we wont land anywhere in this world.

Skiper: would you like to rest now Comodore?

Mr Mayor: No i think i shall stay and enjoy the stars.

Skiper: I see, well good night My Lord, you can take the helm.

Later that night......

Wise Man: MY LORD!!! WE HAVE OPENED THE RIFT!

Mr Mayor awaked to see a large Bright beam of light Suck in all the ships in the armada and fling them to an alternate univers.

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Jagjef looks at the barbarian hord as they paddles away.
-Ahh, those where good customers, but now who is comming here.
Jagjef: Who are you stranger?

Panzer32: I am Panzer32, can I join AYC?

Jagjef: Yes you are now known as Panzer32, member #2 in Apolyton Yatch Club.
Maybe you can help me with this boat over here, some stupid barbarian put an oar straight up in the middle of the boat. Do you think we could use it to raise som sun-protective cloths?

	13-04-2003 21:47									#28
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Panzer32 deliberates on what that oar could be used for...

Panzer32: well, if we need to repel invadors by sea, we could use it as part of a giant bow to fling firey arrows across the sea!

Jagjef: Well, we at the Apolytonian yact club are mainly peaceful citizens (except for that last barbarian hoarde ), but maybe that could be useful.

Panzer32: We need to make sure that it works before we put our security into its hands. We should go out and look for a barbarian galley to test it out on.

Jagjef: sure. OK.

Jagjef and Panzer32 build a bow out of jungle vines and the bow. They set off over the coast to see if they can test out their little invention...

	14-04-2003 18:54									#29
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Jagjef and Panzer32 takes of with in the new boat, Princess of Apolyton, a great stick in the middle of the boat serving as a giant bowfor arrows.

Panzer32: Load arrow!

crewmember: yessir! arrow loaded

Panzer32: Aim at that barbarian boat on the port bow!

crewmember: yessir, portbow it is.

Panzer32: FIRE!!!!!

crewmember: yessir!
pulls string and swung..... crewmember flies of the ship

Panzer32: Jagjef, we MUST have a better crew

Jagjef: Yes I know, but all we have is this barbarians that Mr Mayor left behind.
I heard that there has been settled a new town upriver, maybe we can get some good sailors from there.

Panzer32: Yes lets go back and talk to someone there, but where are we?

Jagjef: I dont know, maybe we could start painting images of the coast on papyrus or something, so we could navigate better?

Panzer32: Of course, we need MAP MAKING!

	15-04-2003 16:01									#30
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The portal opend and mr mayors ships sailed through and landed off the coast of apolyton. All the divisions in the army stood ready to invade the alternate version of apolyton.

Mr Mayor: Forward MARCH!!

As The Barbarian Force came ever closer to apolyton horns of warning sounded as apolytoian militia was called to arms.

A few men marched out of the city to battle with mr mayos troops but they were defeated instantly due to long range fire from the banana weapons mounted on the ships. after a few blasts the city was being over run.

Capitan: My Lord We have alomost entire control of the city.

Mr Mayor: very good, have you found any of these men yet.

My Mayor hauls out a parchment with god kings, trips panzer32 and beta hounds Paintings on it.

the capitian looks closly at the parchment.

Capitian: Yes my lord, the one you call trip is in the dungeon, god king and beta hound have not been found and panzer32 seems to be leading a slaped together resitance movement.

Mr Mayor: ic, well atleats we have control of this apolyton, now we can use the look alikes in our world.

Capitain: Whhaaaa!!!???

Mr Mayor: just find the men capitan.