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SlowwHand
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of The Cooler
Sep 1999 time: 23:27
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A blond bought a new Lexus, and returned the next day, complaining
that
the
radio didn't work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Watch this!" he said ...."Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or
Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued .and "On The Road Again" came from the
speakers.
She drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say,
"Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said,
"Beatles!: she'd get one of theirs.....
One day, another driver ran a red light and nearly creamed her new
car,
But
she swerved in time to avoid him. "*******!" she yelled.......
The French National Anthem began to play.
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Bereta_Eder
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nice troll, er thread.
i suppose the americans must be feeling a bit fed up with all the against american policy posts. of course if thre wasnt this foreign policy there wouldnt be the posts.
i propose we delegate part of these posts to the brits, so as to allow the americans to ease off. of course a problem presents itself in implementing this scheme by the fact that half of OT posters are americans the other half brits.
however i'm much too preoccupied at the moment at wether God has decided to punish me for the sin of vanity and has tought me a lesson in humbleness.
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Flubber
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With a view of the Rockies
Aug 2000 time: 22:27
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I always figured a good debate here should be like a good battle in a hockey game. You may jostle a bit, downright clash or even get to the point where you give each other a poke or two. But the ref is there to call the flagrant fouls and afterwards you should all be able to go out for a beer.
Any antagonism is 'left on the ice" . . . Too bad that can't happen on the ice.
Generally I see no problem with this forum . . . There are tons of people that I almost never agree with but that fine and even fun sometimes
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