10-04-2003 12:32									#1
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The information minister gather all the Saddam doubles into a secret bunker for a briefing.

"I have good news and bad news - good news is Saddam is still alive. Bad news is he lost an arm."

	10-04-2003 13:03									#2
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It took me some time to get this one.

	10-04-2003 13:05									#3
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Yeah, it doesn't work if you just read the line in quotes. I wonder why I did that?

	10-04-2003 13:06									#4
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exactly. Sadly, I have no jokes to contribute at the current stage.

	10-04-2003 13:19									#5
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Azazel, well get your head working and make up a few!
I'll start thinking of one and contribute right away and make your day even more miserable.

	10-04-2003 13:30									#6
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I read your jokes in the other thread. I'd rather not repeat your mistakes.

	10-04-2003 13:35									#7
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yeah well.. I can't come up anything right now.. too tired..

	10-04-2003 13:50									#8
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Ok here I go:

Saddam granted an interview from his secret bunker to bunch of journalists.

Their first question was that how can they tell it's really Saddam, and not just one of his doubles. Saddam looked at them with disbelief and had two of his soldier shot.
'Now you believe me?' Saddam asked the journalists.
Before anyone could answer Saddam had 10 of his soldiers shot 'double can't do this, I'm real Saddam, you must believe me now'.

... well the joke is not finished yet, but I think that's a good start. Though I'm off to bed now, but if someone makes a good ending to this, be my guest.

	10-04-2003 13:56									#9
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what time does saddam have his tea - the same time as tariq 'as 'is...

i'll get my coat

Last edited by C0ckney on 10-04-2003 at 14:22

	10-04-2003 14:16									#10
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dgdgdgdgdgdgdgd dgu-DUSH!

	10-04-2003 20:14									#11
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C0ckney - classic British humour

	10-04-2003 22:08									#12
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what do saddam and little miss muffet have in common?


they both have kurds in their way.

(it's better said, i swear)

	10-04-2003 22:48									#13
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Iraq's Information Minister in his bunker on the telephone to the emergency center at the local hospital:

"This is urgent! I have accidently shot Saddam and I think he is dead. What should I do??

Receptionist: Well, first we need to make sure he is dead...

*Five shots ring out*

Information Minister: OK, I am sure he is dead. Now what do I do?

	11-04-2003 09:07									#14
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What's the difference between Saddam Hussein and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods can blast his way out of a bunker

	11-04-2003 09:14									#15
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New names for Saddam Hussein:

Saddam Who's Slain
Sodomised Hussein
Saddam Insane
Madman Hussein

	11-04-2003 09:31									#16
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Just give him a middle initial of E.

Saddam E. Hussein

	11-04-2003 15:44									#17
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quote: Originally posted by Lung New names for Saddam Hussein: Saddam Who's Slain Sodomised Hussein Saddam Insane Madman Hussein

Satan Hussein

...Works best if you pronounce his name and satan, the same way as Danes do...

	11-04-2003 15:55									#18
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Bush is going to rename the two most important cities in Iraq to honor his parents.
Bagdaddy and Barbasra

	12-04-2003 11:03									#19
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Why are there no Wal-Marts in Baghdad?

Too many Targets





What is the national bird of Iraq?

DUCK!

	14-04-2003 10:44									#20
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Oh, i forgot this one...

Saddam who sucks