15-04-2003 02:07									#1
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BURN!!!!!.......their Chaumetz before Passover starts

HAPPY PASSOVER!

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For those who dont know anything with bread/yeast in it is banned to be eaten, or be in the house of most Jews during the holiday of Passover(which starts in 2 days, sooner Israel time). Some of it is ritualistically burned the morning of the first day of Passover.

For more information on it......


http://www.jewish-holiday.com/Pes02laws.html

Excerpt:

"What is Chametz?

"Chametz" includes breads, cookies, cakes, pastries, noodles, macaroni, whiskey or liquor. Basically, it refers to wheat, barley, rye, oats or spelt that came into contact (for 18 minutes or more) with liquid. Eating Chametz on Passover is as severe a violation as eating on Yom Kippur.

The Chametz prohibition applies even to minute particles of Chametz, such as:

A. Food containing any Chametz, or food processed in utensils once used to process food containing Chametz. All processed foods must have a reliable Kosher for Passover Supervision.

B. We are not allowed to derive any benefit from Chametz. Example: We cannot buy, sell, or give Chametz as a gift, or use Chametz as pet food for dogs, birds, or fish. If there is no Kosher for Passover alternative, the pet must be transferred to non-Jewish ownership.

C. Any Chametz left in the house, store, or car, etc., must be transferred to gentile ownership before Passover.




All chametz found during the search, and all Chametz left from breakfast, must be burned in the (late) morning (Wednesday, March 27), followed by this declaration annulling all Chametz:

"All manner of leaven in my possession which I have seen or have not seen, which I have removed or have not removed, shall be null and void as the dust of the earth."

The Chametz Deadline

Check your calendar for the exact deadline for eating & burning Chametz the morning before Passover for your area.

Note: Any chametz found in the house during Passover must be burned immediately, unless it is on Yom Tov (1st, 2nd, 7th, or 8th day) or on Shabbos, in which case it should be covered, and burned later during the intermediate Chol Hamoed days, or after Passover.



The Sale of Chametz

To avoid owning Chametz on Passover, we sell any remaining chametz to a gentile through the rabbi.

The gentile buyer gives a deposit, and the balance is considered a loan. The Chametz sale is legally binding, but the option of paying the balance is up to the buyer, who may return it to the seller and retrieve his deposit.

Place all Chametz utensils in the room or closet(s) to be sold. These designated places should be sealed with tape or locked, not to be opened until after Passover.

Unsold Chametz

The prohibition against Chametz also applies to all Chametz owned by any Jew during Passover. It is advisable to patronize only bakeries or groceries owned by Jews who sold their Chametz, or to buy from non-Jewish owned stores. Consult a Rabbi regarding buying Chametz after Passover from supermarket chains with Jewish ownership."






DISCLAIMER: This is obviously NOT meant in racism, since I all of you know I am one of the more observant Jews on Apolyton. If ANY MODERATOR objects to this post, just delete the thread-no harm done, meant as a bit of holiday humor/information for other apolytonites(Posted this on an Israeli message board, many LOL's all around, so I figured I'd repost it here).

Last edited by Vesayen on 15-04-2003 at 03:35

	15-04-2003 02:09									#2
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The title was funnier.

	15-04-2003 02:09									#3
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quote: Originally posted by Vesayen DISCLAIMER: This is obviously NOT meant in racism, since I all of you know I am one of the more observant Jews on Apolyton. If ANY MODERATOR objects to this post, just delete the thread-no harm done, meant as a bit of holiday humor/information for other apolytonites(Posted this on an Israeli message board, many LOL's all around, so I figured I'd repost it here).

If you feel the need to put such a long disclaimer, maybe you shouldn't have posted the title as you did.

	15-04-2003 02:12									#4
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Your beginning to sound like a mod, DD .

	15-04-2003 02:21									#5
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Nice :goodjob:

	15-04-2003 02:24									#7
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yesireebob, a good joke. BUT due to present events I took the liberty of toning it down a touch.

RAH
My apologies. But it was pretty funny. People will still be able to see the orginal title in your first post.

	15-04-2003 02:59									#8
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Notice, that since you changed it rah, nobody has posted until just now.......

It just doesn't have the oomph it used to.

ACK!

	15-04-2003 03:02									#9
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Yep, I almost feel bad about it.

	15-04-2003 03:03									#10
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What about "I hope all the Jews on Apolyton BUR[ack, oww]...."

	15-04-2003 03:07									#11
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I have just realized Passover needs gentiles around to proceed as smoothly as possible.

What is this religion that acknowledges the legitimacy of other religions ? Why isn't judaism bent on world domination like the others ?

	15-04-2003 03:19									#12
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quote: Posted this on an Israeli message board

Which one?

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So is the State of Israel going to sell all it's bread(and other chametz stuff) stockpiles to some Druze for a single Shekel again and buy them back when Passover is over?

	15-04-2003 03:36									#13
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As an atheist, I find such dietary laws quaint and amusing. You may be the Chosen of God but I can at least have a sandwich.

Happy Passover (I prefer Chaunakah cause at least that's got gifts)

	15-04-2003 03:41									#14
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quote: Originally posted by Spiffor I have just realized Passover needs gentiles around to proceed as smoothly as possible. What is this religion that acknowledges the legitimacy of other religions ? Why isn't judaism bent on world domination like the others ?

Judaism dosent activley seek out converts........the ultimate goal of Judaism is that at some indeterminate point in the future, there will be no Jews.

Jews are supposed to act/live in a manner such as to inspire others to do good/be pious-the ultimate goal of which is some day everyone will be nice to each other, and we arent needed

Judaism has something called the noahkide(sp? I know I slaughtered it....) laws. Non Jews arent asked or expected to follow the Jewish laws, and any gentiles who follow the noahkide laws are fine in the Jew's book

(They are simple sociatal stuff, dont steal, kill etc.....)

quote: Originally posted by Starchild As an atheist, I find such dietary laws quaint and amusing. You may be the Chosen of God but I can at least have a sandwich. Happy Passover (I prefer Chaunakah cause at least that's got gifts)

Non-Jews arent expected to keep Kosher(we dont think YOUR GONNA BURN!!!!! because you dont )


I have no illusions about the sources of many of the diatary laws-but having followed them my entire life I am acustomed to them. If nothing else it has given me a GREAT deal of self controll and discipline.

	15-04-2003 03:44									#15
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Well, I knew the Jews didn't actively seek out converts, but I didn't knew why or how. Thanks for the info

	15-04-2003 03:49									#16
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NP-Dont kill your father while sleeping with your neighbors wife and Jews wont look at you as a heathen

	15-04-2003 03:54									#17
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Enjoy your Passover, Vesayen.

I'm looking forward to this Easter week. Lots of stuff to do for Sunday.

Peace.

	15-04-2003 03:56									#18
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quote: Originally posted by obiwan18 Enjoy your Passover, Vesayen. I'm looking forward to this Easter week. Lots of stuff to do for Sunday. Peace.

Thank God for easter, so I dont have to miss days off of school for Passover(its a pain, especially when im saving my amount of legal abscences at the end of the year to take off the entire last two weeks of school).

	15-04-2003 04:07									#19
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quote: Originally posted by Vesayen Thank God for easter, so I dont have to miss days off of school for Passover(its a pain, especially when im saving my amount of legal abscences at the end of the year to take off the entire last two weeks of school).

You know, we all need to Thank God for His Son Jesus Christ whom died for our Sinfulness.

I am glad that someone stated what you did!


Peace

Grandpa Troll

	15-04-2003 04:12									#20
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How tied together Passover and Jesus were!

Happy Passover to all.

I am going home and watching The Ten Commandments right now.

	15-04-2003 04:17									#21
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Amen Troll, and Plato

Thank Christ for his atoning sacrifice, as our Passover Lamb.

Isaiah 1:18:

"Come now, let us reason together," says the LORD . "Though your sins are like scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they are red as crimson, they shall be like wool."

This is the gift that Christ offers us.

	15-04-2003 04:21									#22
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quote: Originally posted by Troll You know, we all need to Thank God for His Son Jesus Christ whom died for our Sinfulness. I am glad that someone stated what you did! Peace Grandpa Troll

Er let me clerify.....being JEWISH it was a satirical play on words.....im not thanking your God

	15-04-2003 05:05									#23
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quote: Originally posted by Spiffor What is this religion that acknowledges the legitimacy of other religions ? Why isn't judaism bent on world domination like the others ?

Judaism doesn't require that one be Jewish in order to go to the afterlife - indeed, it's easier to go to the afterlife if you're not a jew (cause there are a lot of laws to follow if you are a jew), so people who want to convert are discouraged from doing so in order to make sure that those who still want to convert are truely prepared to observe those laws.

	15-04-2003 06:23									#24
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Why isn't judaism bent on world domination like the others ?

They only have 14 million adherents. It's hard to be an evil religion when you are that puny and insignificant.

	15-04-2003 07:26									#25
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quote: Originally posted by St Leo Why isn't judaism bent on world domination like the others ? They only have 14 million adherents. It's hard to be an evil religion when you are that puny and insignificant.

You could of said that a little more er.......diplomatically?

	15-04-2003 08:22									#26
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quote: Originally posted by Edan Judaism doesn't require that one be Jewish in order to go to the afterlife - indeed, it's easier to go to the afterlife if you're not a jew (cause there are a lot of laws to follow if you are a jew), so people who want to convert are discouraged from doing so in order to make sure that those who still want to convert are truely prepared to observe those laws.

Is the concept of an afterlife commonly accepted in Judaism? I was always under the impression that it wasn't a real tenet of Judaism, but something that was rather "interpreted" into the religion. I have heard this from a few sources, but those could be wrong.

Anyhoo, happy Passover to all our nice Jewish boys and goils.

	15-04-2003 20:27									#27
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quote: Originally posted by St Leo Why isn't judaism bent on world domination like the others ? They only have 14 million adherents. It's hard to be an evil religion when you are that puny and insignificant.

We prefer to rule from the shadows...
You dont need billions of followers... Half of the Nobel prize winners, major corporations, media makers, arms and diamonds exporters and various other influential positions are enough.

ZOG.

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quote: You dont need billions of followers... Half of the Nobel prize winners, major corporations, media makers, arms and diamonds exporters and various other influential positions are enough.

Half... pah! We've got an influental person in every company and place. 75% of the time we are actually the winners/bosses, etc .

	15-04-2003 21:27									#29
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quote: Originally posted by Troll You know, we all need to Thank God for His Son Jesus Christ whom died for our Sinfulness. I am glad that someone stated what you did! Peace Grandpa Troll

Your links to the evangelism sites under the coloured text dont seem to work.

	15-04-2003 21:44									#30
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quote: Originally posted by SpencerH Your links to the evangelism sites under the coloured text dont seem to work.

Good thing, since it was really tacky to post that stuff in a thread honoring a Jewish holiday.