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Comrade Tassadar is offline Comrade Tassadar
Settler

Aug 2005
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quote:
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and then the man stared at her, and said "You cocksucker"


I can clearly see your nuts.
ixnay is offline ixnay
ACS Staff: 'RoN' Content Editor
I <3 etna, omg disgaea fag
Jan 1970
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Put an end to popups!

YARR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!
Clear Skies is offline Clear Skies
Prince
looking for a saviour in these dirty streets
Jul 2000
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"Third Chinese Torture: Left Testicle Tied To Bedpost"
rah is offline rah
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Lord of the Ferrets
Jan 1970
time: 23:27
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And that Your Honor, is how I ended up in that hotel room with that 16 year old girl.

Sten Sture is offline Sten Sture
Emperor
SF, CA don't call it frisco... Striker!!
Mar 1999
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Remember, only Hugh can save florist friars.
DarthVeda is offline DarthVeda
Emperor
My avatar! My precious!
Jan 1970
time: 00:27
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Oh we never heard that one before!
Q Cubed is offline Q Cubed
Prince
t3h y3ll0w p3ril
Apr 1999
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one of my favorite foreign punchlines:

"a~ kiyupda!"
Clear Skies is offline Clear Skies
Prince
looking for a saviour in these dirty streets
Jul 2000
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Face sticky.
Bosh is offline Bosh
Emperor
Taehan Mingook
Jan 1970
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She was riding a skateboard.
Ben Kenobi is offline Ben Kenobi
Emperor
McGregornobi!
Oct 2002
time: 21:27
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"The smartest man in the world just took my backpack!"

"Alouette, gentille Alouette, Alouette je te plumerai."

"Not enough sand."
The Emperor Fabulous is offline The Emperor Fabulous
Warlord
Apolyton's Resident Actor-in-Training
Aug 1999
time: 00:27
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"Follow tracks, follow tracks, follow tracks BOOM...got hit by a train"

"I dunno, but my ass is killing me"

"Do you really think I asked for a 12-ince pianist?"

...and they both disappeared

A pitchfork

A shovel
Immortal Wombat is offline Immortal Wombat
Prince
in perpetuity
Dec 2000
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"I peed in the holy water"
Zero is offline Zero
King
Bouncing back and forth
Sep 2002
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Wife: (jerks her throat then spits)
Imran Siddiqui is offline Imran Siddiqui
Deity
The Potterverse
Jan 1970
time: 00:27
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Are you checking the herpes I came to have examined?
Japher is offline Japher
Prince
Ook! Ook! Ack! Ack! Ack!
Jun 2002
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"because it was dead."
Immortal Wombat is offline Immortal Wombat
Prince
in perpetuity
Dec 2000
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You can't pick up bowling balls with a pitchfork
Tuberski is offline Tuberski
Emperor
ACK!!! PTHBBPPPTTT!!!!
Feb 2002
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"You have to bang 'em a few times to loosen 'em up."

"Hey Hugh, get off of McCloud."
(think of the Stones)

"That's a knick knack paddywack, give the frog a loan."

ACK!
Inverse Icarus is offline Inverse Icarus
Emperor
flying too low to the ground
May 2001
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quote:
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You can't pick up bowling balls with a pitchfork


oh, dead baby jokes.
Darius871 is offline Darius871
King
Smith, Wesson, and the RODINA!!!
Mar 2002
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Rectum? Damn near killed him!
Immortal Wombat is offline Immortal Wombat
Prince
in perpetuity
Dec 2000
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William Shatner
Kramerman is offline Kramerman
Prince
UT, Austin - The live music capital of the world
Jun 2002
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quote:
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William Shatner


Whats the joke to that one?
Uncle Sparky is offline Uncle Sparky
King
Winnipeg
Jan 1970
time: 23:27
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"No... its icecream!"

"He who has a Taites is lost."

"If I catch you, your mine!"

"3rd nun: That's a hard one.
St. Peter: You may enter the Kingdom of Heaven."

and my favourite...

"Moo."
Q Cubed is offline Q Cubed
Prince
t3h y3ll0w p3ril
Apr 1999
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SMEE again! GAAN f*ck yourself!
Zero is offline Zero
King
Bouncing back and forth
Sep 2002
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Hey Q cubed, here's a korean joke for ya.

"Don't go, Mong"
Q Cubed is offline Q Cubed
Prince
t3h y3ll0w p3ril
Apr 1999
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bad, but

MRT144 is offline MRT144
Chieftain
Seattle Washington
Oct 2002
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And that Your Honor, is how I ended up in that hotel room with that 16 year old girl.


what have you been doing with ming's daughter

HolyWarrior is offline HolyWarrior
Prince
IL
Apr 1999
time: 23:27
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The boy scout says to the Pope "We're both parachuting out. That idiot Jesse Jackson just took my backpack."
ajbera is offline ajbera
Warlord
of the Cookieville Minimum Security Orphanarium
Apr 1999
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"Peter! I can see your house from up here!"

"Oh...a prostitute...I thought you said a Protestant."

"Don't feel bad, son. Most boys just leave her bent over the log."

"I just picked the scabs and let the pus run."

"Get a job, n*gger."

"Why don't you just buy a vase?"

"Hey, with fronds like these who needs anemones?"

"Hot cross bunnies!"

"Man, I am so glad you stopped...I caught my suspender on your side mirror fifty miles back!"

"The other two guys holding Old Joe down...he don't go for that sh*t neither!"
Ben Kenobi is offline Ben Kenobi
Emperor
McGregornobi!
Oct 2002
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"Do you know anything about gas barbeques?"

"So looking furtively, he grabbed the lawyer, and chucked him out the window"

"Who are you to question this young lady's punishment?"
Uncle Sparky is offline Uncle Sparky
King
Winnipeg
Jan 1970
time: 23:27
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ajbera reminded me i didn't post my favourite Easter joke -

"The feet! The feet! The feet!"
 
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