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loinburger is offline loinburger
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Sweet Sauce Jones
Jul 1999
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Post the punchlines to your favorite bad jokes. Don't post the joke -- only the punchline.
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A big purple ****! ahhh hahahahaha!!!
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Oct 1999
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One of its legs is both the same.
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Sep 1999
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Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

loinburger.
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Holding a bone calling for Rah or MtG. here boy!! come get it!!!
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Oct 2000
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10 euros

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Mar 2000
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Have a beer!
Sep 2001
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And the second nun says, "It does, doesn't it."
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Donate to the Red Cross		 Gotta have more cowbell!
Mar 1999
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I can't hear a word you guys are saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about.

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All right, where's that old ***** with the sore tooth?

Winston is offline Winston
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Danmark
Mar 1999
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That's odd, I dreamt I was skiing downhill in the Alps.
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May 1999
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When the Foo sh*ts, wear it.
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Aug 2001
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"Thursday night's YOUR night in the barrel!"

"Abcess make the fart go 'honda'!"

"Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing."

"The pie rates of Penn's aunts!"
Urban Ranger is offline Urban Ranger
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Donate to the Red Cross		 The City State of Noosphere, CPA special envoy
May 1999
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That's odd, I dreamt I was skiing downhill in the Alps.


I know this one...
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Samara's best friend
Jan 2002
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Mine is a one line joke so:

Your mom is so poor, she does drive bys by bus!!
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Satan's Majestic Empire
Nov 2001
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quote:
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That's odd, I dreamt I was skiing downhill in the Alps.


Shame on you


Elok is offline Elok
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Land of Ramen Dragons
Mar 2003
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"Who's that guy standing next to John?"

Can't remember any others now.
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Jan 1970
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I saw the third guy coming with watermellons.
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Mar 1999
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Damn you Boshko!!!!!!!

That was the line I thought of when I opened this thread. Now I gotta try to remember that other joke that I memorized.













:sigh:
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UT, Austin - The live music capital of the world
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Put a scratch n' sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool...
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CPA - Evil Clone brigade
Nov 2001
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"About 100 kilos"
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You think you're better than me? You've been handling my ass pennies!!!
Nov 1999
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Because he was a banana.
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"Hey, how do you think I rang the doorbell?"
Paul Hanson is offline Paul Hanson
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Dilbert
Aug 1999
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Rod Hull's TV.
BeBro is offline BeBro
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"The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go."
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Sweet Sauce Jones
Jul 1999
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"Anywhere he wants."
Stefu is offline Stefu
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CLOWNS WIT DA DOWNS 4 LIFE YO!
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The elephant let out an yelp and the ant said "Yeah! Suffer bitch, suffer!"
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MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
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and then the man stared at her, and said "You cocksucker"
Az is offline Az
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MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
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Off topic: "Ma, look! The autocensor is broken!"
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Big Up The Macedonian Massive
Apr 2000
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continuing OT: holy ****, really?

"and then the vicar said 'there's my trousers'"
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Arr, well, you see, I'd just gotten the hook.
 
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