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Vesayen
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Recount your greatest hour, no matter how amazingly cruel you were-you can chalk it up to youthfull ignorance 
The year: Some inditerminate point in the past
The location: A camp in vermont
The problem: Some )&!#)&(!#&# had been "borrowing" items from various bunkmates for weeks
Whenever the cabin was empty, items would mysteriously dissapear usually for good.....Money, batteries, a TON of food and two cd players(and this is when cd players cost a heck of alot more then they do now).
The discovery: Several of us walked in on "Bob" trying to stuff some rather valuable items into his duffle bag the second to last day of camp......(we searched his stuff w hen he left, found many items that miraculously dissapeared in there..........)
The surprising part: We pretended we didnt see him, and quickly left.....he thought we werent seen....
The TREMENDOUSLY cruel/funny part(I was 11....I've grown wiser over the years, and the person in question later conffesed to me he deserved it.....):
We took most of our stuff back and all our food......
At this point it is worth mentioning this )(!#&)#!(&) had taken over $250 in cash, high priced sterio equipment and a ton of other valuable stuff....
That night no councilors present(they all left to go get drunk on the last night at a local bar) except for mabey 2 in the whole camp......
In the middle of the night we descended on him like a pack of wolves.....The two larger people in our bunk(myself and another) held him down....
The others in the bunk took masking tape and tied his arms/legs to the posts of his bed......
At this point I couldnt bear to participate, but I COULD sit on my bed and laugh my ass off at what came next....
While taunting him, my bunkmakes began to half-chew much of the stolen food(and all of his) and spit it on him......
So t his kid is tied to his bunk at 2:00 am, COVERED in half chewed food-some of it his, most of it not......
Couldnt get work? It sure could!
They started urinating on him........
At this point everyone is doubled over in laughter of revenge, tears streaming down all our faces.....
Couldnt get worse? You know it does......
Four people began to make bowel movements on his stomach....
This grissly ordeal didnt take more then 15 or 20 minutes......and as you can imagine he was screaming bloody murder, BUT the other nearby cabins ignored it(no clue why.....) and since the camp was deserted of councelors, none of them heard it......
He was left tied to his bed, covered in half chewed food, urine and feces till six am.........four hours.
Moral of the story: If your gonna steal from 11/12 year old kids-dont get caught, few people learn compassion, apathy and forgiveness at that age
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Vesayen
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The following summer(I came back) there was a problem with another thief in the next door cabin(everyone knew everyone in both cabins from the previous summer and items had dissapeared from BOTH cabins).....the thief(someone else) was caught but they were less vindictive.....
The last night the thief was stripped naked and put into a duffel(sp?) bag(scrawny kid.......couldnt of weighed more then 90 pounds) and left in the attic of the cabin till morning..........I didnt participate in this one, I just watched it.
And before you ask-no, lawsuits/criminal charges were never done for either acts.
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Vesayen
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quote:
Originally posted by Calc II
You could have been the hero and came up in defense of the poor guy. But I guess thats expecting too much. Or did you get some of your possession stolen too? |
$64, 8 cd's and alot of my food.
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MRT144
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Seattle Washington
Oct 2002
time: 21:27
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Vesayen, if i ever see you in public im going to go to the other side of the street
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Jaguar
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Montgomery County, MD
Apr 2000
time: 00:27
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Vesayen, what was the punishment?
Frankychan, did you remember to lock him out?
OK, a few random background facts that you need to know to understand the prank.
1. Our bunk was in the woods next to the path that connects the camp and the lake.
2. The swimming counselor, Kim, was really really hot, and this was an all boys camp, and we had been there 5 weeks. So you can imagine how horny for her everyone was. 
3. Our bunk was on a hill. So the roof could be climbed easily from the uphill side, and then when you climb over to the other side you're 25 or 30 feet high.
We got this great idea that we would try pissing off the roof. We told our friends when the coast was clear, and then we'd go. Then a guy from another bunk said he wanted to try, and lo and behold, Kim begins walking up the path. He doesn't see her, so we say "Clear." 
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MRT144
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Seattle Washington
Oct 2002
time: 21:27
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JW, so you piss on hot girls...are you an undercover R Kelly?
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Lord Merciless
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Putting oranges in someone's shoe.
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C0ckney
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Big Up The Macedonian Massive
Apr 2000
time: 05:27
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whatever floats your boat rj...
i have to say that first post was grimness, people had a dump on a thief rather than just beating the **** out of him, what is this world coming to...
never really been to a camp, but i've pulled a few pranks. aside from the usual stuff like jaming potatoes in car exhausts and stichting people up when they really fancy a girl, this is one of my favs:
one time we (the college football team) were in the showers, it was one guys birthday, so someone nicked his clothes and we all finished quickly, until he was the only one left. when he finished in the shower we were all standing outside the door. we'd left something to protect his modesty, a father christmas thong. () and we put his clothes in tree on the other side of the netball pitch, where, wouldn't you know it, the girls netball team was practicing. we then pegged it and this kid was forced to walk across the netball pitch in his thong, with all the girls looking at him, to get his clothes.
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C0ckney
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Big Up The Macedonian Massive
Apr 2000
time: 05:27
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i like that cleaner one 
my flat are the same, our french guy, every time we go out and get pissed we put the ironing board against his door lock, it makes an unbelievable sound when it comes crashing down, problem is he gets up well early.
we're always pulling pranks on the girls in our block, one of the best ones was when we all went up there and just went into their kitchen, not having done anything, they got so paranoid, they were searching their flat for hours afterwards looking for what we'd done
one of my other flat mates has got this air horn, which he got on a peace march in london (yes, he is a bit of a dickhead), one morning, after me and the french guy had been out on the raz, he started blowing this horn at about 8:30, he was blowing it outside someone elses door when me and the french guy emerged with his back turned to us, so we charged at him and started beating him.
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