19-04-2003 04:13									#1
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If we lived in a comic book world of good and evil, what would be your comic book:

1) Name
2) Sidekick's name
3) Special powers
4) Cause of special powers
5) Worst kept secret weakness
6) Allegiance (i.e Good like Superman/Evil like the Hobgoblin/Neutral like Catwoman)
7) Location (e.g Metropolis/Gotham)

	19-04-2003 04:15									#2
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1) Name - Immortal Wombat (duh)
2) Sidekicks name - I think we decided up upon Simon the Psychic Sidekick Kookaburra
3) Special powers - Immortality. (and since I'm marsupine, I guess the whole sapience/talking thing too...)
4) Cause of special powers - The nuclear fallout that wiped out humanity conveyed the powers of intelligence and stuff onto the entire animal kingdom, and gave me immortality Or a magic amulet or something.
5) Worst kept secret weakness - Fear of choral singing
6) Allegiance (i.e Good like Superman/Evil like the Hobgoblin/Neutral like Catwoman) - Neutral, who happens to do good stuff by coincidence rather than design.
7) Location (e.g Metropolis/Gotham) - Worldwide, but with primary locations being Australia, the Russian Steppes, and Wales.

	19-04-2003 04:28									#3
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1) Zopperoni...or maybe Zopperman =)
2) I don't *have* to have one, right?
3) Telekinesis and teleportation
4) My mom was thinking of a baby, when my dad appeared out of nothing...and *pop* there I was...
5) Can't wake up early in the morning.
6) Neutral
7) Amsterdam

	19-04-2003 04:31									#4
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1) Name - Jared from Subway
2) Sidekicks name - Clay Henri, fireman, Jared's fan
3) Special powers - Making people believe he lost weight because of Subway.
4) Cause of special powers - Subway
5) Worst kept secret weakness - Small penis
6) Allegiance - Ronald McDonald
7) Location (e.g Metropolis/Gotham) - You never know...



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	19-04-2003 04:43									#5
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1) Romper Stomper
2) Junior (Stomper)
3) The ability to see through clothes
4) Secret
5) Missions are compromised many times because Romper Stomper is too busy with the ladies..
6) Good
7) New York

	19-04-2003 04:49									#6
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1) Name - Drunk Dude
2) Sidekicks name - Buddy the not-so-wonder Dog, and Kitty the Cat that Craps
3) Special powers - Being able to get drunk really quickly and then staying that way for a very long time without passing out; incredible ability to slur speech; can talk about nothing for hours; can climb up floors; can spew nasty smelling toxin from mouth
4) Cause of special powers - Budweiser
5) Worst kept secret weakness - Car Bombs (the drink)
6) Allegiance - Awesome Alcholoics (neutral; we battle sobriety)
7) Location (e.g Metropolis/Gotham) - The Big Rock Candy Mountain


For someone close to my heart/leader of my Coalition:

1) Name - Stupid American Bastard
2) Sidekicks name - **** (an old dude who is able to make his heart explode at will), The Blunder Twins (two semi-hot chicks... nuff said)
3) Special powers - Can morph into a monkey at will, and can wage war at the drop of a hat
4) Cause of special powers - Genetics
5) Worst kept secret weakness - Daddy paid for "grades earned" while getting "educated"
6) Allegiance - Duh?...
7) Location (e.g Metropolis/Gotham) - Currently at Camp David, but coming soon to a third world nation near you

	19-04-2003 05:08									#7
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1) Name William the Feline
2) Sidekick's name Opus
3) Special powers ACK! of death
4) Cause of special powers Hairballs
5) Worst kept secret weakness perpetual daze
6) Allegiance Good
7) Location Bloom county USA

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	19-04-2003 05:42									#8
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1) Name The Squirrel of Doom
2) Sidekick's name Nutkin
3) Special powers Climbing, mesmerizing eyes, confusing bushy fale and sharp pointy teeth!
4) Cause of special powers Rare strain of squirrel-carried rabies
5) Worst kept secret weakness Nut addiction
6) Allegiance (i.e Good like Superman/Evil like the Hobgoblin/Neutral like Catwoman) Insane.
7) Location (e.g Metropolis/Gotham) The nearest park...

	19-04-2003 05:49									#9
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Hm, thanks for the inspiration, Boshko!

I want Scrat to be my sidekick!

	19-04-2003 05:52									#10
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1) Name: Ultimate Lonestar
2) Team War Machine
3) Special powers: Tony Stark's Intellect. Power Armor.
4) Cause of special powers: Built Power Armor
5) Worst kept secret weakness: Can make nipples wink.
6) Allegiance: US War Machine, the American Government Power Armor special forces.
7) Location: SHIELD Helicarrier.

	19-04-2003 07:08									#11
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1) Name: Space, not to be confused with Space Ghost. though he is a good friend of mine (not like that)
2) Sidekick's name: none
3) Special powers: Can see through clothes (at will, dont want accidents with that power), super-human intellegence (but I cant spell intellegence)
4) Cause of special powers: extreme boredom
5) Worst kept secret weakness: good looking women, and girls (Im not 18 yet )
6) Allegiance (i.e Good like Superman/Evil like the Hobgoblin/Neutral like Catwoman) : Neutral
7) Location (e.g Metropolis/Gotham): Playboy mansion

	19-04-2003 07:16									#12
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1) Name : Super Spiff
2) Sidekick's name : Mentor
3) Special powers : To bore my enemies to death - to paint everything red through force of will
4) Cause of special powers : Grown reasonable fanaticist by Mentor from earliest childhood
5) Worst kept secret weakness : Fear of blue
6) Allegiance (i.e Good like Superman/Evil like the Hobgoblin/Neutral like Catwoman) : Good
7) Location (e.g Metropolis/Gotham) : An already boring place, like Murmansk or Windhoek

	19-04-2003 07:29									#13
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1) Name Ozzy
2) Sidekick's names Iron Man, Mr. Crowley, and Sharon!
3) Special powers Biting heads off enemies, mumbling incoherently (really secret code talk), geezer shuffle of death, turn into werewolf and bark at moon, turn into bat, and the ability to cause teenage boys to commit suicide.
4) Cause of special powers Enough drugs to put down a large horse.
5) Worst kept secret weakness Damn VCRs.
6) Allegiance Evil!! Pure evil!! I am the Prince of Darkness!!
7) Location Coming to an outdoor ampitheater near you!

	19-04-2003 08:32									#14
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quote: Originally posted by Boshko 1) Name The Squirrel of Doom

I have no pet squirrels!

	19-04-2003 08:50									#15
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1) NameLord Frank.
2) Sidekick's Names Destro, Baronness, Major Bludd, a lot of underings.
3) Special Powers Extremely high charisma and ability to create ingenious plans.
4) Cause of Special Powers Born with charisma/Studied for years to create plans.
5) Worst Kept Secret Weakness Underlings easy to outsmart.
6) Allegiance Evil. Member of COBRA. But aid in countries fighting fundamentalism.
7) Locatioin Cobra Terrordrome in Hawaii and various other Cobra HQ's.

	19-04-2003 09:08									#16
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1) Name: Q
2) Sidekicks: Alpha, Omega, Sigma, Pi, Epsilon, Delta.
3) Special Powers: Ability to use the cheat menu for Life. (Edit Scenario Options: +++++Charisma)
4) Cause of Special Powers: Met God once, sorted out a few things.
5) Worst Kept Secret Weakness: Constantly low on raw materials.
6) Allegiance: Neutral.
7) Location: Here, there...

	19-04-2003 09:15									#17
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1) Name: Shadow Walker
2) Sidekick's name: none
3) Special powers: Mental powers, martial arts, power armour
4) Cause of special powers: unknown/years of training/confiscated the power armour suit off some Supervillian
5) Worst kept secret weakness: Pyschotic killing rage
6) Allegiance (i.e Good like Superman/Evil like the Hobgoblin/Neutral like Catwoman): neutral
7) Location (e.g Metropolis/Gotham): Third Planet, Solar System

	19-04-2003 09:29									#18
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This is a supervillain that some friends and I came up with in elementary school. I've made up additional details as need be:

1. Name: Fergie
2. Sidekick: None
3. Special Powers: Perfect mental control over his physical body.
4. Origin: Used to be a kid's imaginary friend, but managed to usurp the kid's control over him and subsequently killed him. He is now a figment of his own imagination.
5. Secret Weakness: Alcohol and other mind-impairing substances degrade his control over himself.
6. Allegiance: Evil
7. Location: New York City

And here's one that a friend and I came up with last year, in order to kill time while driving cross-country:

1. Name: Jazzy McPoopersmith
2. Sidekick: Butch AssCrack
3. Special Powers: Jazzy has MAX_INT Karma, which means that the world alters itself to meet his needs and wants. He does not have conscious control over this power, but he really doesn't need to. I can't remember what Butch's powers are.
4. Origin: Dunno, I s'pose Jazzy was just born that way.
5. Weakness: The supervillain Assy McStabbypants has negative MAX_INT Karma, which means that his negative karma negates Jazzy's positive karma.
6. Allegiance: Jazzy fights on the side of good.
7. Location: Earth.

	19-04-2003 12:23									#19
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1) Name - Paperweight Boy
2) Sidekicks name - Helen and Rosemary (Social Worker and Community Healthcare Nurse)
3) Special powers - Has no limbs
4) Cause of special powers - Exposure to Thalidomide before birth
5) Worst kept secret weakness - Unable to breakdance.
6) Allegiance (i.e Good like Superman/Evil like the Hobgoblin/Neutral like Catwoman) - The forces of darkness.
7) Location (e.g Metropolis/Gotham)- Wherever I was last put down.

	19-04-2003 15:02									#20
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1) Name - Johnny Apathetic
2) Sidekick's name - Whoever comes along; Johnny doesn't care
3) Special powers - Whatever there is
4) Cause of special powers - Some incident in Johnny's past
5) Worst kept secret weakness - He doesn't care about anything at all
6) Allegiance - Decidedly neutral
7) Location - Johnny's house

	19-04-2003 19:02									#21
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1) Name - That guy
2) Sidekicks name - That one
3) Special powers - Can fart all national anthems
4) Cause of special powers - Fell on the head from balcony
5) Worst kept secret weakness - Partial to chocolate
6) Allegiance (i.e Good like Superman/Evil like the Hobgoblin/Neutral like Catwoman) - True Neutral
7) Location (e.g Metropolis/Gotham)- Sewers

	19-04-2003 19:59									#22
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1) Name - Ancient Dragon
2) Sidekick's name - Heather Locklear
3) Special powers - Breathing fire; flying; hypnotic ability to bend the will of others to my own
4) Cause of special powers - Genetic irregularity in my family dating back to the Middle Ages
5) Worst kept secret weakness - Inability to fit into a Volkswagen beetle
6) Allegiance - Chaotic Good
7) Location - The civilized world and parts of Las Vegas