20-04-2003 01:29									#1
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Does anybody out there have any good jokes as applies to video games and video game characters? I'm searching for some for a kids' newspaper article I'm writing up but most of the ones I found are not kid suitable.

Either way, if you've heard of a good video game joke, even if it's not kid suitable, post it up here. You'll amuse me, anyhow, and that's a good thing

None of the stuff I've got are particularly funny and worse yet they're not really kid accessible, dammit.

Super Spliff Brothers - a game where you eat mushrooms and chew on strange leaves and start flying and stuff. (The editor vetoed this one even though I had a good spoof graphic )

"Mario is so fat that when he got to the warp zone they said SORRY 100 PIXELS MAX CAPACITY" (The Ed killed this one too saying it would alienate overweight kids.)

"What does Mario use to tell the future? - A Luigi board." (The ed called this too controversial and WTF!?! etc. was my measured response.)

So come on, wrack your brains and help save Ali who has an inane "journalistic" assignment. (And who'd much rather be writing about Mexican jungle exploration. Grrr.)

	20-04-2003 01:33									#2
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First off:

Most kids who play video games will be boys.

What kinds of things make boys laugh?

Think along the lines of the Three Stooges, etc.

	20-04-2003 01:36									#3
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Games have an in-built humour.

For example, it's a running joke to have video game characters to come from the mythical country of 'Japan'.

Japan is made entirely of mountains and dragons live there.

	20-04-2003 01:55									#4
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Argh this assignment is killing me.

Whose idea was it to ask journalists to come up with astoundingly patronizing and crap jokes for kids?

I should be leaping from tree to tree in the Bornean wilds of Mexico for heaven's sake...

	20-04-2003 02:05									#5
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Have a picture of a kid getting the ol' whirlpool treatment and a caption "HA HA U R LUZORS". That'll jive with the target audience like a ton of bricks, that will.

If the editor kills it, hey, that was so not good anything else will look good next to it.

	20-04-2003 02:22									#6
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I did ask for an ALL YOUR BASE caption but the Ed looked at me funny.

Bloody apostate.

	20-04-2003 02:35									#7
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Try a George of the Jungle joke, Alinestra.

"George, george, george of the jungle, watch out for that tree."

	20-04-2003 03:06									#8
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This thread should now be closed as I have solved the situation. I am no longer required to write a video game joke.

To the mods: Please close this thread. It stands as a terrible monument of an all-time low in my posting history here, precipitated by a sad period of barrel scraping and external stress. We should leave this thread to sleep with the fishes. It is excreta - abandoning it to its ignoble fate would be a positive relief. It is a hideous monstrosity of a malformed child and I am having my womb destroyed for bringing it forth, yea verily. So feel free to close or delete this thread and erase all traces of this desperately unfunny post by a poster who is normally in much better form. Thanks.

To myself: I feel good at having used the F-word to my editor.

	20-04-2003 03:27									#9
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i find it funny, watching people slowly sink into a desperate madness is always amusing

	20-04-2003 03:37									#10
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I don't think this thread should be closed. It has multitious uses of Alinestra's superior avatar, which makes me happy every time I look at it.

	20-04-2003 03:40									#11
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How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

Poke him on.

	20-04-2003 03:42									#12
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That's similar to a joke I thought of.

How does a Jamaican excite a girl?


Poke her mon'

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	20-04-2003 03:45									#13
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penny arcade. its a comic that centers around video games dont know if its got the one liners u want tho.

	20-04-2003 04:53									#14
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Yeah, in France we have one too, called kid paddle

	20-04-2003 09:25									#15
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Korea is the land of mountains and dragons.

It's also the first country to be ?proud? of having 'four distinct seasons'.

And sushi and sashimi, first. And gim-bap. Even sumo.

Almost everything traditionally Japanese is actually Korean (according to koreans).

They don't have a big video game industry though, the dictatorship thought it was culturally bad.

So now they have the most broadband non-sexual penetration of any country!

Japan is currently a 'cool' country in the West, but I don't think we know (or care) about how much of its culture is actually Korean.

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just cuz they borrowed ideas doesn't mean their culture is korean. japan is pretty notorious for borrowing.

and s.korea(if indeed thats the one ur talkin about) has an enormous video game industry. the top gamers in korea can make over 50 000 dollars a year. appear on commercials and are treated like sports stars.

	20-04-2003 10:14									#17
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quote: Originally posted by August Borms How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Poke him on.

The only reason thats funny is because of the smiley

	20-04-2003 11:32									#18
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"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
-Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

not so much a joke, but a hillarious quote

you could go for a "what if the mario brothers were ______, rather than italian", but i would only find that humerous because of the sterotypes

	20-04-2003 11:59									#19
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quote: Originally posted by UberKruX "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989 not so much a joke, but a hillarious quote

Too bad Pac-Man didn't swing glow sticks, while eating magic pills, running around in darkened rooms and listening to repetitive electronic music. Otherwise, a quote of that nature would have been priceless.

	20-04-2003 20:21									#20
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Why shouldnt you go to the bathroom with a Poekemon in the house?

Because he might take a pichachu!

	20-04-2003 21:19									#21
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Stefu I'm going to have to change my avatar just for you

	20-04-2003 21:53									#22
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Aww.

But I love the new one, too.

	20-04-2003 22:03									#23
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quote: Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia This thread should now be closed as I have solved the situation. I am no longer required to write a video game joke. To the mods: Please close this thread. It stands as a terrible monument of an all-time low in my posting history here, precipitated by a sad period of barrel scraping and external stress. We should leave this thread to sleep with the fishes. It is excreta - abandoning it to its ignoble fate would be a positive relief. It is a hideous monstrosity of a malformed child and I am having my womb destroyed for bringing it forth, yea verily. So feel free to close or delete this thread and erase all traces of this desperately unfunny post by a poster who is normally in much better form. Thanks. To myself: I feel good at having used the F-word to my editor.

Sorry, but you have just doomed it to become...

ALINESTRA'S SINKING THREAD.

	14-05-2003 00:43									#24
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Extreme bump

quote: "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."

I love this quote...but isn't what is described the essence of a rave?

	14-05-2003 00:49									#25
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Whoosh...

	14-05-2003 00:49									#26
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Hence the humour value...

	14-05-2003 00:50									#27
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YOU SPOONY BARD!

I, GARLAND, WILL KNOCK YOU DOWN!

	14-05-2003 01:00									#28
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I love this thread. Please, don't close it.

Oh, Allie...

Let's pretend you still have to work on that assignment.

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	14-05-2003 03:13									#29
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Leave your pants?

	14-05-2003 03:26									#30
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quote: Originally posted by Skanky Burns Hence the humour value...

I wasn't sure if that was the punchline or not.