21-04-2003 13:28									#1
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http://www.cleanfilms.com/

Finally, there's a website that offers movie rentals completely sanitized of all sex, profanity and violence.

They've even gone so far as to edit "Charlie's Angels" into "Chariots of Fire".

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	21-04-2003 13:33									#2
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I'd like to see what they;d do with 'The rules of attraction'

	21-04-2003 13:43									#3
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Charlies Angels

	21-04-2003 13:53									#4
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Q.
Are there any movies that you won't offer as E-Rated rentals?
A.
Yes. There are some movies that we will not have edited or offer for rental due to the overall theme or number of required edits. This includes:

Addicted To Love
American History X
Analyze This
Basic Instinct
Blair Witch Project
Caddyshack
Election
Eyes Wide Shut
Gross Pointe Blank
Hannibal
Liar Liar
Payback
Pretty Woman
Primary Colors
Return Of The Dragon
Rounders
Show Girls
Silence of the Lambs
The Story Of Us

	21-04-2003 13:56									#5
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Wow, this just gets better and better...

Q.
Do the E-Rated movies come with the original DVD menu items, subtitles, and additional features intact?
A.
No. All menu items found on original, un-edited DVDs are lost during the editing process. For example, if an original, un-edited DVD contains a menu option to view the DVD movie with Spanish subtitles, that option will not be available on the edited copy of that movie.

	21-04-2003 13:57									#6
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Analyze This ?!?!?!
Analyze This !?!?!?

W * T * F !!!

	21-04-2003 14:00									#7
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I'd like to see a site which sells porn movies with all the sex and other naughtiness edited out of them. I'd bet someone would watch it, too.

(Same category as my idea for a site containing non-erotic porn star fan fiction, really...)

	21-04-2003 14:39									#8
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do they have the movie deepthroat?

what about american pie?

	21-04-2003 14:41									#9
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election? I was suprised when I watched this movie on FX the other day. They left in the simulated blowjob scene . I can't believe a basic cable network would do that. There was also another sex scene left in the movie.

Other than a few sex scenes there is very little sex in that film. I only watched it because I'm a big Reese Witherspoon fan.

	21-04-2003 14:49									#10
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Election is pretty dirty. I think paranoid people who would rent from a "clean movie" site probably wouldn't be too happy about the teacher-student relationships...

	21-04-2003 15:03									#11
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good point. never thought of that. shows where my morals are

	21-04-2003 18:31									#12
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CADDYSHACK.

	21-04-2003 18:53									#13
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident do they have the movie deepthroat?

Yes, but it's now titled "Shallow Relationship."

	21-04-2003 18:54									#14
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quote: Originally posted by Stefu I'd like to see a site which sells porn movies with all the sex and other naughtiness edited out of them. I'd bet someone would watch it, too. (Same category as my idea for a site containing non-erotic porn star fan fiction, really...)

i'd probably watch that for all the intriguging dialogue.

with all those long scenes of naughtiness, we only get so much witty banter.

come on, who on this board would ever think "fixing the pipes" could be sexual innuendo? and pizza men?? how can they not nail every chick who can't pay for a pizza?

	21-04-2003 20:16									#15
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I wonder what they would do with Clockwork Orange?

	21-04-2003 20:42									#16
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident election? I was suprised when I watched this movie on FX the other day. They left in the simulated blowjob scene . I can't believe a basic cable network would do that. There was also another sex scene left in the movie. Other than a few sex scenes there is very little sex in that film. I only watched it because I'm a big Reese Witherspoon fan.

You've convinced me I have to see Election again. Reese Witherspoon.

	21-04-2003 20:48									#17
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quote: Originally posted by GePap I wonder what they would do with Clockwork Orange?

Probably edit out everything except the credits

	25-04-2003 11:08									#18
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Unfortunately Reese isn't in any of those sex scenes. In fact I really can't think of any other movies she has sex scenes in.

Damn actresses who won't strip for the camera I want to see nudity dammit!

	25-04-2003 11:23									#19
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The New Guy is a dirty, dirty movie. It made me literally feel filthy watching it.

Pure trash, and I love movies like there's something about mary, a clockwork orange, etc.

	25-04-2003 11:38									#20
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quote: Originally posted by Jaguar Warrior Election is pretty dirty. I think paranoid people who would rent from a "clean movie" site probably wouldn't be too happy about the teacher-student relationships...

"....and I have what I am told is a large penis..."

Great flick!

	25-04-2003 11:49									#21
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Bah, they are taking out the best parts!

	25-04-2003 12:25									#22
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God I hate those people.

	25-04-2003 13:06									#23
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Just recently watched Conan the Barbarian on german tv. They edited all the "juicy" parts out of the movie. Man that sucked... I can imagine editing ALL scenes with any sexual or violent reference out of the movie.

Bigots (AH, thats youre line if youre reading this... )

	25-04-2003 13:32									#24
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident Unfortunately Reese isn't in any of those sex scenes. In fact I really can't think of any other movies she has sex scenes in. Damn actresses who won't strip for the camera I want to see nudity dammit!

Calm down, Reese has a nude scene in Twilight.

	25-04-2003 13:35									#25
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static, is that nude scene of her ginormous chin?

	25-04-2003 13:38									#26
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quote: Originally posted by MRT144 static, is that nude scene of her ginormous chin?

Her chin might be in it, but I was too busy looking at her boobs to notice.

	25-04-2003 13:56									#27
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i thought her chin might obscure her boobs

	25-04-2003 14:05									#28
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quote: Originally posted by MRT144 i thought her chin might obscure her boobs

No, I think they're real so they hang lower.

	25-04-2003 14:43									#29
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quote: Originally posted by Static Universe No, I think they're real so they hang lower.

Is there anything less inspiring than inflato-boobs? Keep it real people!

	25-04-2003 15:14									#30
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quote: Originally posted by Stefu I'd like to see a site which sells porn movies with all the sex and other naughtiness edited out of them. I'd bet someone would watch it, too.

Yes, it would be targeted at the same people who only buy Playboy for the articles.