24-04-2003 08:40									#1
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From the Outtage Update desk in Athens, Greece

quote: Outtage Purposely Caused, unnamed sources claim Credible inside sources have whispered that the Apolyton Diaspora was caused by unscrupulous Greek capitalists in an purposeful attempt to drive up registrations and hit rates at other websites owned by those self-same Greek capitalists. One source whom asked to remain anonymous, claimed that documents existed that proved that the Outtage, and the resultant Diaspora, was purposely conceived and executed so to meet expected goals at Imarton.net by the end of April. Unfortunately, these documents were destroyed last Monday night in a marathon 10-hour shredding session that involved 3 people. "Why else redirect us to their other site, even going so far as to call it 'The Official Apolyton Refugee Camp', just to offer crap boards and other messaging systems, if for no other reason than to drive up certain performance variables?" asked Robert Shapiro, attorney for the effected posters. "Why, were it not for the fine folk at www.freefirezone.net and www.counterglow.com, the Apolyton refugees might have been lost in an downward spiral of threadded message boards and craptacular "guestbooks" in other web sites offered by Giannopolous TransNational." Officials from Giannopolous TransNational have refused to comment.

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	24-04-2003 11:14									#2
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Isn't "Greek capitalists" an oxymoron?

	24-04-2003 11:17									#3
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I'm sure someone would find a way to blame it on Bush or the US?

	24-04-2003 11:53									#4
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Well, given the number of so-called "anti-American" or "anti-Bush" threads and statements, of course the "traitors" and "Saddam/bin Ladden sympathizers" would be targetted by Bush II's cyber-henchmen. Probably suspected 'Poly was a terrorist bulletin board, what with all the secret coded-messages.

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	24-04-2003 12:00									#5
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I don't think it was a coincidence that seven black helicopters with "GTN" markings hovered menacingly over my apartment complex not long after 'Poly went down.

The UN's New World Order has *got* to stop loaning its fleet out to every Tom, **** and Harry that comes along down the pike.

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	24-04-2003 12:54									#6
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Why is Richard censored?

Whehey, smileys work!

	24-04-2003 16:28									#7
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" 20 civilization players committed suicide world wide during the outage of the "Apolyton Civilization Site" which is the strongest evidence that video games and internet are a danger to societies everywhere and that the government should regulate the sector meticolously " - J Aschroft

	24-04-2003 18:15									#8
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"The site was never down! It was all of your computers! You all kept mispelling 'Apolyton' when you typed it into your browser!"

"But Mr. Apolyton Minister of Information, the people have the site book marked. They don't type anything."

"The site was never down! You are all being mislead!"

	24-04-2003 18:23									#9
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this might be a good time posting this interesting thread I've found while frantically trying to avoid the 404 message.

http://www.apolyon.net

	24-04-2003 19:53									#10
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	24-04-2003 20:55									#11
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I am outraged that CGN was not mentioned. It took a number of refugees, as well as a few economic migrants who were only interested in Reis Marks.

	24-04-2003 22:22									#12
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I agree, BC.

(Damn, where is the "rate" button? )