25-04-2003 23:33									#1
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Wow. This is so bizarre and surreal that I find it to be the funniest thing I've seen today.

quote: Hello, and welcome to my homepage. My name is Ulrich Haarbürste and I like to write stories about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film. If you have written any stories about Roy being completely wrapped in clingfilm please send them to me and I may put them up on the site. If you have a site with stories about other pop stars being wrapped in cling-film mail me at ulli@cling.net and we can exchange links.

http://www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk/karl.htm

	25-04-2003 23:35									#2
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...

wow. it's almost as bad and amusing in that car crash sort of way...

like that rate my poop site...

	25-04-2003 23:40									#3
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That's genius.


Where did you see it linked?

	25-04-2003 23:43									#4
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Oh, this is just the innate wrongness of fan fiction squared... or possibly cubed. Consider the fact that there is Monty Python slash. Just consider it. Makes your brain pop, doesn't it?

	25-04-2003 23:47									#5
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Oh my god. I checked the links.

The Bush/Chirac story had me whimpering in the corner like a schoolgirl. Some time ago, I wrote about my idea to have a (parodic, you see) website full of U. S. Senate fanfic, complete with slash. I even titled it "I'm shocked and disgusted that I'm able to imagine a perversity Internet hasn't covered" or something.

I should have trusted the Internet, that's all.

Oh well, at least there are still no Hillary dominatrix stories.. that I know of.

	25-04-2003 23:49									#6
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quote: Pop Stars slash: Roy Orbison/Tatu

My god! He wasn't supposed to tell anybody!

	25-04-2003 23:51									#7
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I can't believe this is for real. God help us.

	25-04-2003 23:54									#8
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It struck me (far too late) that this probably is a parody. Then again, it might as well not be. I mean, it's the Web.

	25-04-2003 23:55									#9
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you know, stefu, slash is bad enough...

at least it's not furry slash...

	25-04-2003 23:57									#10
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Oh yeah? How about adult baby furry slash?

I don't know if it exists but it probably does.

	26-04-2003 00:00									#11
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ok, that last line, once coupled with the face your avatar is making... ...

	26-04-2003 00:01									#12
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Why did I look at the links!!! Oh the humanity!!!

	26-04-2003 00:01									#13
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Great googlie-mooglie...

What is WRONG with people?

	26-04-2003 00:02									#14
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I'm sure it's parody. Real Roy Orbison slash would be better written. That is to slash what Pokey is to webcomics.

	26-04-2003 00:02									#15
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Why, I found this on the Something Awful forums, of course.

Basic laws of the internet:
Any cartoon will inevitably have pornographic drawings made from it.
Any celebrity will inevitably have some sort of bizarre fanfiction written about them.
There exists fetishes for just about anything imaginable.

	26-04-2003 00:12									#16
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ixnay, you're sorta a celebrity on these boards. so is ming and mtg...



perish the thought!

	26-04-2003 00:29									#17
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quote: ...now Ming was crying openly. "It isn't fair!" he said again and again, sobbing the words through the tears, "It just isn't fair! Why would MarkG abandon me like that? Why?" "There, there," said MichaelTheGreat, hugging his fellow moderator and patting his back. "Everything is going to get better." Once again, MtG noticed how soft Ming's skin was. How firm were his hands, how muscular his back... It wasn't the first time MtG had entertained these thoughts. Ever since he had first laid his eyes upon him, there had been that fire burning in his loins. "Just remember, Ming - I will always be there for you." "Do you mean it?" asked Ming. He thought he heard that certain tone in MtG's voice. He had to be imagining, dreaming again what he had dreamed so many times before - or was it a dream after all? "Would you do anything for me?" "Anything, Ming - anything!" said MtG. He felt his breath quicken. "Would you... kiss me?" asked Ming, and...

No! No! My God! No! What have I done! No!

*scrapes his face furiously*

	26-04-2003 00:35									#19
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what, no server fetishes?!

	26-04-2003 01:29									#20
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Oh damn! I forgot to include the words "banning rod" anywhere in there. However, including it would mean that I'd have to read that again, which would be thousand monkeys shooting my brain with tommy guns. Huh?

	26-04-2003 02:13									#21
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I dunno if it would be possible to include the words "banning rod" and keep the story PG-13.

	26-04-2003 02:25									#22
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it's too bad ming and mtg haven't seen this... i'm sure they'd be flattered to be elevated to celebrity status.

they're just like michelle gellar or whatever her name is.

	27-04-2003 18:56									#23
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BTW, ixnay, did you get this from Portal of Evil? I love that site.

Hmm, I checked the thread and saw you found it from SA forums. I'll bump this anyway, because I feel my masterful slash fanfic needs wider audience.

	27-04-2003 21:31									#24
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"He apprises Jetta's lines with a keen eye. 'That is a well-groomed terrapin,' he says."

hahahahhaha

	27-04-2003 22:23									#25
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Stefu is the greatest poster on Apolyton.