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Which Apolytoner would you install as dictator of Iraq? (Time out:0 days after 26-04-2003, 00:13)
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Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Portland, OR
Aug 2001
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Give it to Fez. Now that would be comedy!

MOBIUS is offline MOBIUS
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Prifysgol Caerdydd
Dec 1999
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Originally posted by orange
does he post at Apolyton? No. NEXT!


You know you've just declared open season on a certain DL login...

The idea of some of these becoming a dictator scares the crap out me!

thankfully the only thing they're ever likely to dictate is a post on the OT!

Q Cubed is offline Q Cubed
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Apr 1999
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if we gave it to ming, we'd definitely have a real, tangible, Mingapulco...

Eli is offline Eli
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Jul 2000
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I'm not extreme right wing, i'm just too lazy to present my opinions in a nice cozy way like Sirotnikov does.

I'm still the best candidate though.

chegitz guevara is offline chegitz guevara
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Ft. Lauderdale, FL Communist Party of Apolyton
Jun 2000
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Fez, duh.

Giancarlo is offline Giancarlo
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Apr 2000
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quote:
Originally posted by orange
I love the Iraqi people


The only thing you love are those people out on the streets protesting Bush. You never thought about the Iraqi people...

Give to me and I will privatize everything, and fix things up.

Lonestar is offline Lonestar
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AECCP Dark Lord of the Sith
Aug 2000
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quote:
Originally posted by Eli
I'm not extreme right wing, i'm just too lazy to present my opinions in a nice cozy way like Sirotnikov does.

I'm still the best candidate though.


I've already made you Minister of Foreign Affairs. Just imagine the hijinks of you dealing with the Iranians!

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Aug 2001
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Originally posted by Lonestar


I like my proposed government better, you'll be my Number 2 man.


If you want to see me be ruthless, make me Minister of Culture.

orange is offline orange
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Feb 2000
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quote:
Originally posted by MOBIUS


You know you've just declared open season on a certain DL login...

The idea of some of these becoming a dictator scares the crap out me!

thankfully the only thing they're ever likely to dictate is a post on the OT!




By the way, figured out all I'll only be in heathrow for 2 hours...probably not worth it, i suppose...especially if it's such a long drive. I'll be coming to England for more than 2 hours at some point, though!

Menlas is offline Menlas
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Lyon
Feb 2003
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What about Slow ?

Lonestar is offline Lonestar
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quote:
Originally posted by Fez


The only thing you love are those people out on the streets protesting Bush. You never thought about the Iraqi people...

Give to me and I will privatize everything, and fix things up.


Fes, want a job in my government? Howabout Governor of Basra?

Japher is offline Japher
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Jun 2002
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If Ned is too polite I vote for Sloww, it would just be too funny!

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The only thing you love are those people out on the streets protesting Bush. You never thought about the Iraqi people...


Nah, the ones that blocked midtown NY traffic are wankers. No for them, just the innocent Iraqi people who have done nothing wrong

Edit: you can't say wa nker?

Giancarlo is offline Giancarlo
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Apr 2000
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quote:
Originally posted by orange


Nah, the ones that blocked midtown NY traffic are ****ers. No for them, just the innocent Iraqi people who have done nothing wrong


You don't love the Iraqi People. I have met several refugees here in Argentina (as this is where many went after the 91 gulf war)... and they all tell me it is better that Saddam is gone. Now they can plan to head back.

I say we give you the grand post of the Iraqi Deputy Information Minister. The old Information Minister should be reinstated. You two make a good pair in making people laugh.

orange is offline orange
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this isn't meant to be an Iraq thread, so I won't go any further. Just agree to disagree with you.

I didn't put Sloww on there because he's not really an 'extreme' rightwinger. He's really not THAT much of a right winger, either...he's closer to centre, IMO.

Giancarlo is offline Giancarlo
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One minor correction: I am not an extreme right-winger. I am not even a conservative one.

Lonestar is offline Lonestar
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quote:
Originally posted by Fez
One minor correction: I am not an extreme right-winger. I am not even a conservative one.


Fes! Answer the question!

orange is offline orange
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Kramerman is offline Kramerman
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Jun 2002
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quote:
Originally posted by Boris Godunov


If you want to see me be ruthless, make me Minister of Culture.





I could make some cool gay culture jokes right now... but i dunno how sensitive you are about that, so i shall refrain.

Kman

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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This poll is out of date. Lonestar has already been in control of Iraq for many years. He was elected by the hordes of Star Wars loving Iraqi citizens. The vote was unanimous. Everyone loves Lonestar. Lonestar is the greatest ruler that has ever lived.

Frankychan is offline Frankychan
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Sep 2001
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I voted Dinodoc so he can make make "Greater Latveria".

i'll beInformation minister!!!

Kramerman is offline Kramerman
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The person i would most want to rule iraq would be sloww, cause he might make them listen to cool music

Japher is offline Japher
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Orange:

Still, it would be fun to see Sloww run that country:

"Mr. Dictator, the children are looting the street!"

Sloww:
quote:
The main problem, is not allowing parents to beat their children any more.


"Sir, the people are starving, and we have no food!"

Sloww:
quote:
Like I say; nuke them until they glow, then nuke them for glowing.


"Mr. Sloww, China just invaded our southern boarder!"

Sloww:
quote:
And as Randy Newman said, short people got no reason to live.


"Sloww, as your cheif science officer I am telling you; bombs made out of cheese wiz and mountian dew will not stop Egypt from usurping your rule. Besides, we don't even know how to make them!"

Sloww:
quote:
No. Nice try. Very insightful.

But once again you have no frame of reference.

As in, you don't know what the **** you're talking about.


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I love taking ppl out of reference!

Lonestar is offline Lonestar
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quote:
Originally posted by Frankychan
I voted Dinodoc so he can make make "Greater Latveria".

i'll beInformation minister!!!


Frankychan, Wanna be governor of Mosul?

I see that Coldwizard is already getting his Ministry into shape. I name him a Hero of Iraq!

* Lonestar Hands Coldwizard a Golden Gun.

VJ is offline VJ
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Dec 2001
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Ned would be ideal, since he usually doesn't very circumstantially explain his motives (which would very quickly make everyone quite pissed), but is always cleverly looking for the best alternatives to the US goverment.

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quote:
Originally posted by Japher
Orange:

Still, it would be fun to see Sloww run that country:

"Mr. Dictator, the children are looting the street!"

Sloww:

"Sir, the people are starving, and we have no food!"

Sloww:

"Mr. Sloww, China just invaded our southern boarder!"

Sloww:

"Sloww, as your cheif science officer I am telling you; bombs made out of cheese wiz and mountian dew will not stop Egypt from usurping your rule. Besides, we don't even know how to make them!"

Sloww:

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I love taking ppl out of reference!


You've just given me a great idea!

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Frankychan voted for DinoDoc and is a traitor to the Lonestar loving people of Iraq, which is every Iraqi ever born. Frankychan will be shot for his crime. I have already shot him. Frankychan does not exist. I killed him fifteen years ago with the Golden Gun Lonestar has given me today.

Aro is offline Aro
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Jul 2002
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quote:
Originally posted by Kramerman
The person i would most want to rule iraq would be sloww, cause he might make them listen to cool music


True. I want to change my vote...

SlowwHand is offline SlowwHand
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Sep 1999
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Ah ha! Menlas thought he's sneak that one by me.
And thanks, Kramerman.

I'm a Moderate, I keep telling you all that.

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