26-04-2003 02:08									#1
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In case anybody is remotely interested, the latest issue of Archaeological Odyssee Magazine has an interesting article on pre Roman Spain and its artifacts (or at least a couple of artifacts).

	26-04-2003 21:18									#2
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Roman Spain? Romans!! Who are Romans??! Aren't the Romans a type of squid that died out 65 million years ago? Yes, indeed...our archaeologists are discovering Romanosquid Fossils at the riverbeds. Some of these giant creatures could walk on land...indeed, the fearsome Tyromosquid Rex, Tyrant Squid King, stood 40 feet tall, and ate anything it could get its tentacles on.

Yes, Romano-Squid Spain must have been a fearsome place indeed...

Dr. Pinch
Calamari's Chief Scientist and Chaplain

	27-04-2003 08:12									#3
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Errr..... My great great great great grandfather, Nuclearis Winterius the I, was a roman. Roma was avillage, in fact, more of a pub with some tents around,when people got drunk they´d say it was mighty and glorious, and a man once said it had the most organized army of vagabonds of the old world. Then my great great great great grandfather got tired of owning such a poor bar, and left for spain. Some times after this the Goths went in and burned all in there... those evil boys, with those silly black capes; anyway, my wife was about to throw away a lot of archaeological relics of ancient spain (she calls them useless garbage, but ain´t this the motive why womans are not allowed into teh Lord´s council?). We have lots of archeological stone plates, archeological cart pieces,archeological hammer,archeological empty bottles and the such,
if someone would like to visit, it is available for all (in fact, my wife would be thankfull for anyone who took this away).

	28-04-2003 08:09									#4
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One has to worry about poor old Dr. Pinch. He thinks he's brilliant. I'm afraid he may have gone insane.

Yes, ah, Roma. A beautiful little town. Visited it a year or two ago. I think it is inhabited now by 12 old men, and 43 women. And two dogs, a chicken, and several cats. They live on squids and vegetables. Indeed, I think I rather liked Roma, especially the women I met there. Quite charming little town, and the people are so nice. They seem to throw out antiquity like it was the morning post, though. A lot of valuable artifacts have been lost in this manner. Your museum is quite interesting though, Nuclearius. Any examples of rare Etruscan dishpans dating to 3500 BC, per chance? I was looking for one the other day. They made some lovely salt shakers, too.

Duke Iago Calamari de Toledo