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Ted Striker is offline Ted Striker
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USA! USA! USA!

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stop with this damn picture. She's a ****ing hoe cake! Don't you listen to what Avril has to say? She's very deep!

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THAT IS THE BADDEST PICTURE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD.

CHANGE YOUR AVATAR YOU HAIRY BACK LOVER!!!!

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MY WORDS ARE BACKED WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS!

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Got spare money?

You know, I am beginning to like Spears and dislike Madonna for the same reason.

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Ted... please edit the title of this thread by placing "Death to.." in the subject line.

I'm sure more people will reply.

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Good one Agathon.

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Mingling patriotism with oggling sex objects is pretty damned crass.

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Oops. Finger slipped, sorry.









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Where did you get that picture of me Boris?

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Don't you remember me snapping it right before you came over and ripped my underwear off with your teeth?

You were pretty drunk.

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Don't you remember me snapping it right before you came over and ripped my underwear off with your teeth?

You were pretty drunk.


If that's the case, I want his date from his other pic.



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what nation's flag were you sporting on your briefs?

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Tongue-a's.

*winces at own horrible, horrible pun*

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Mingling patriotism with oggling sex objects is pretty damned crass.


I don't have a problem with your pic.

USA is an all inclusive nation and we support our gay brothers.

I'd still beat Mr Buff America in bench press though.

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Alright dickheads I gotta go pick up some hoes I'll be back let's see who gets to this thread first. I say MTG gets it.

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see you in a few weeks, Ted

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see you in a few weeks, Ted


Weeks? Those had better be some really good hoes.

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Here's one to appeal to all sensibilities.

Actually check out the URL - they sell some fun stuff. I particularly like the "French student" and the "Heidi Ho" sets.

http://www.leatherheat.com/shop/en-us/dept_74.html

Anyway:

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I dunno about the woman, but the man is not good looking...what's up with his stupid haircut?

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I dunno about the woman, but the man is not good looking...what's up with his stupid haircut?


The woman is a typical blonde, no big deal really.

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I dunno about the woman, but the man is not good looking...what's up with his stupid haircut?


See... now I'm sure I can't be gay - I can't see what's wrong with him.

And Tuberski, you are a liar and a fraud. If that woman appeared at your door at 2 in the morning dressed like that, I'm sure you'd let her in.

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I'd let her in. It's only 50 degrees outside, the poor thing would be frozen. I'd give her some hot tea and we could watch Margaret Cho together.

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I'm so glad Britney isn't French. Can you imagine a brillo pad under each armpit? Yuck...

Still she's an American beauty, and that's a classic sexy pose. The caption should be, "want some candy?"

Ahhh, Yaaaa...

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I'd let her in. It's only 50 degrees outside, the poor thing would be frozen. I'd give her some hot tea and we could watch Margaret Cho together.


What a waste of a perfectly good half naked bimbo......

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See... now I'm sure I can't be gay - I can't see what's wrong with him.

And Tuberski, you are a liar and a fraud. If that woman appeared at your door at 2 in the morning dressed like that, I'm sure you'd let her in.


You misunderstand me.

You are absolutely right that if she appeared dressed like that or even clothed, I'd let her in.

I'm saying typical blonde from the standpoint of pictures of beautiful women, in that case she is no big deal.

In real life? Hell yeah, I'd be interested.

So, I am neither a liar nor a fraud, I'm just misunderstood.



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You misunderstand me.

You are absolutely right that if she appeared dressed like that or even clothed, I'd let her in.


Even clothed?!?

What a generous man...

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What a waste of a perfectly good half naked bimbo......


Oh, and what would you do with her, and would your wife be present at the time?

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Oh, and what would you do with her, and would your wife be present at the time?


Very possibly.....

On a more serious note, there'd have to be some kind of fault in the space-time continuum for something like that to happen to me and the normal rules of morality wouldn't apply, so I could bang her guilt free...

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Even clothed?!?

What a generous man...


You still think I'm a chauvanist(sp) don't you?

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