27-04-2003 02:34									#31
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quote: Originally posted by red_jon Umm, but why should there be a problem with just going for the person you find most attractive?

too much competition. If you want to get laid theres a certain trade off....

so

P = YA/TA^G

where

P = the probabilty of getting laid
YA = your attractivness expressed as a integer
TA = her attractiveness expressed as a integer
G = the amount of gin you can persuade her to drink

	27-04-2003 02:35									#32
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Y'know the fun thing about being gay? You can be on the giving or receiving end of this.

	27-04-2003 02:37									#33
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quote: Originally posted by reds4ever too much competition. If you want to get laid theres a certain trade off.... so P = YA/TA^G where P = the probabilty of getting laid YA = your attractivness expressed as a integer TA = her attractiveness expressed as a integer G = the amount of gin you can persuade her to drink

	27-04-2003 02:38									#34
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And TA has to be between 0 and 1. Otherwise the gin factor will work the wrong way.

	27-04-2003 02:40									#35
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No wonder you guys are still virgins. Well, except for RJ.

	27-04-2003 02:42									#36
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To be honest some of you are thiknig about this waaay too much. You don't need a plan or formula - if you like someone, get talking to them and let nature take its course...

	27-04-2003 02:44									#37
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quote: Originally posted by Eli And TA has to be between 0 and 1. Otherwise the gin factor will work the wrong way.

quite right Eli, the proof was in error!!!!

P = (YA/TA)^G

I'll mention your help in the preface!

	27-04-2003 02:44									#38
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good stuff from the Templar.

oh and Kropo, I have got new for you: most of the people come with that attitude. The amount of people actually thinking of women as pieces of meat is very small.

	27-04-2003 03:12									#39
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There is another one.. it's the odds. If you ask girls to go to bed with you, eventually someone will say yes. So, make it a habit to ask at least 200 girls per night to have sex with you, and I promise you'll get laid at least once a week.

	27-04-2003 03:23									#40
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka There is another one.. it's the odds. If you ask girls to go to bed with you, eventually someone will say yes. So, make it a habit to ask at least 200 girls per night to have sex with you, and I promise you'll get laid at least once a week.

and I'll also promise you'll get slapped at least 100 times a week!

	27-04-2003 03:35									#41
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quote: Originally posted by orange two words... Eye...Contact... I've learned you can pick up girls from across a room so long as you know just how to look at them, long enough to let them know you're interested, but short enough to not be leering.

Hehe, Yeah, I often make eyecontact with girls for some reason, and quite some give me a smile..

However I'm too much of a wimp to get to know them better.. There's this gorgeous chick in my archaeology class, that I often make eyecontact with, but more than just looking I don't dare, probably because when I do, and she thinks me is an idiot it would be pretty annoying as there aren't many people in my class (about 60), and you know how the word goes round in small groups

	27-04-2003 03:56									#42
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You just go over and say:" Hey baby, today's word is legs. How about we go home and spread the word?"

Or

"Hey darling, nice shirt! Anyway I can talk you out of it?"

Or

"I beat Civ at Diety"


Spec.

	27-04-2003 04:08									#43
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quote: Originally posted by Spec "I beat Civ at Diety"

WAY TO GO !!

	27-04-2003 04:11									#44
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Walk right to her with huge confidence and little intemidating look and say 'WOMAN' *short break* 'you come with me, I will outwrestle you. You can sleep in the corner'.

	27-04-2003 04:12									#45
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you say a compliment.
saying the right one and at the right way helps.

	27-04-2003 04:13									#46
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but see those differ from girl to girl so there you have it. hit and miss situation. you'll propably get a second chance though if you screw up

sometimes a girl isnt even aware that you like her. gotta show it to her.

err meaning got to let her know

	27-04-2003 04:13									#47
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No compliments paiktis! That's so old school..
'don't make me hurt my hand again!' is better than 'you have beautiful eyes'..

	27-04-2003 04:15									#48
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not old school. eternal!

	27-04-2003 04:18									#49
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No.. clubbing them in the head and dragging back to cave is eternal.

	27-04-2003 04:20									#50
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ugh

	27-04-2003 04:20									#51
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Telling them "I beat Civ at deity !" is eternal

	27-04-2003 04:21									#52
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like 'Wanna go to Mingapulco?'. Then don't talk to her.

	27-04-2003 04:22									#53
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Or the one I heard in a movie 'I've been in prison for 3 years, this is my first night free'... you should get lucky.
Just dont say you were convicted of rape

	27-04-2003 04:25									#54
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Compliments... They're very useful. It's very important to detect what point needs your attention: beauty, personality or whatever they girl needs to hear.

I thougth of a good one (it fitted in the situation) yesterday, but I was too shy to tell it to a very beatiful friend... I don't know who translate it to sound good in English, but it must be something like: "Stop worring about those affairs. You are so interesting to be attractive even if you were less beatiful, you're beatiful enough to be attractive even if you were less interesting" It sounds better in Spanish

	27-04-2003 04:27									#55
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You have to make yourself a challenge to the ladies. They think they're all that, but you gotta be like 'I'll never sleep with you'.

	27-04-2003 04:35									#56
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If you're gonna go asking for sex flat-out, I suggest you jab yourself liberally with novocaine beforehand or you'll probably be unable to talk from the pain in your cheeks, within an hour.
And I've said it before and will probably say it many times again: if you're just looking for easy derriere, why don't you just save yourself the bother of commitment and the stigma of womanizing and get a courtesan? If you're looking for a never-fail way of picking up any woman, I'm guessing you have no interest in the relationship thing. Considering how incredibly hard it can be to keep a woman happy, you'd think people who were that horny would just jerk off and save the bother. But that's your business.

	27-04-2003 04:38									#57
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka You have to make yourself a challenge to the ladies. They think they're all that, but you gotta be like 'I'll never sleep with you'.

and they're like "good"

Jon Miller

	27-04-2003 04:56									#58
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Jon Miller, then you quickly turn the situation around and continue '.. I'll just take you by force!' and evil laughter.

Ok, enough forcing women to sleep jokes.

	27-04-2003 06:25									#59
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quote: Originally posted by reds4ever quite right Eli, the proof was in error!!!! P = (YA/TA)^G I'll mention your help in the preface!

That still doesn't quite work, because if you're less attractive than her the gin works against you.

	27-04-2003 06:29									#60
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Wrong JW :
If G>1, it will always raise P, hence your chances to go out with the girl will be higher.