26-04-2003 13:09									#1
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I won't include men in the thread title, as they are pretty easy to pick up

Lately I have been struggling. Being myself doesn't work . I want to be someone else

I have heard that just asking women for sex works. I think many women would be impressed by the courage of just going up to them and asking for sex. Do you think that is possible? or would they just slap the **** out of you?

I'm getting pretty desperate. I am thinking of just asking women for sex.

	26-04-2003 13:12									#2
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Just go up and shake their hand and tell them your name and the rest is easy.

	26-04-2003 13:20									#3
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I find that squatting, grabbing them around the knees and slinging them over my shoulder as I lift with my legs works well.

Remember to keep your back straight, or you risk injury.

	26-04-2003 15:07									#5
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quote: Originally posted by The Mad Monk I find that squatting, grabbing them around the knees and slinging them over my shoulder as I lift with my legs works well.

Good move, that's the "Fireman's Lift." Works well.

	26-04-2003 15:23									#6
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Actually try to act like you think of them as human individuals instead of pieces of meat there for you pleasure is one way. Considering how few men that tries to pick up women that has (or tries to look like they have) this attitude it might work.

	26-04-2003 16:38									#7
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Men aren't always to perue women - girls who don't know I'm gay come on to me all the time.

Women are people, just like men, and every one is different so will react in different ways. I really should n;t have to tell people this

	26-04-2003 17:08									#8
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It's not the woman in a girl that makes them come up to you jon, it's the (potential) mother in them.

	26-04-2003 17:13									#9
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quote: Originally posted by Kropotkin It's not the woman in a girl that makes them come up to you jon, it's the (potential) mother in them.

If a mother acts like that to their kids I would be deeply disturbed

	26-04-2003 17:18									#10
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quote: girls who don't know I'm gay

Not sure on this, how do you know they dont know? I think you under estimate them, I dont wish to be patronising, I have heard it said that women are often drawn to gay men as they dont see them as such a threat, Gay men are also said to be more thoughtful, empathising and all that stuff (more in tune with the female mind).

Back on track->

Depends what sort of a woman you want to pick up, do you just want sex? or a relationship. If you just want sex you coulc try the asking for it approach and I guess 1 in 100 (maybe less) would say yes.

My way of picking up women is by getting to know them, building up trust and becoming close friends. The problem I have is that I become to good a freind and get into the problem of - DO I RISK SPOILING THE FRIENDSHIP. The hardest part I have is maing initial contact, I cant just talk to strangers, if youve got the confidence the best way is just to simply introduce yourself, ask them their name and you go on from there.

	26-04-2003 17:25									#11
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quote: Originally posted by Barley Not sure on this, how do you know they dont know? I think you under estimate them, I dont wish to be patronising, I have heard it said that women are often drawn to gay men as they dont see them as such a threat, Gay men are also said to be more thoughtful, empathising and all that stuff (more in tune with the female mind).

Well, maybe. But I don't appear overly camp (I have straight friends who are camper than me ) and a lot of the girls lose interest when I tell them I'm gay.

	26-04-2003 17:27									#12
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quote: Men aren't always to perue women

Thats true, my current gf actually asked me out, but im still curious to know how drunk she was since shes a damned sight prettier then me but hey its been over a year now so ive got her handcuffed (2 pairs now )

Easy tip is to go out with a friend who always has the lasses wanting to get off with him, granted he'll pull the better girl but atleast you can stand talking to her friend. Other then that i've found insulting them (not serious, just sarcasm and little digs) really works for making them laugh and keep talking to you ... weird creatures

	26-04-2003 17:28									#13
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Good answer

	26-04-2003 17:31									#14
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If you're out in a club drinking that just do full on flirt, go up and grab her arse then point to a friend with a smirk on your face. If she tries to punch you then dont proceed , if she laughs then grab her arse again, if she doesnt run out the club at this stage then just ask her for a kiss after that and chances are if shes still standing around after you've been groping her this much she wanted you to make a move anyways

	26-04-2003 17:33									#15
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quote: Originally posted by Lazerus Other then that i've found insulting them really works for making them laugh and keep talking to you ... weird creatures

You stupid, fat pig! If the pillsbury doughboy had a hideous freak mutant sister who their parents kept locked in the attic with only fried doughnuts to eat, it would be you. You wanna go to bed with me?

	26-04-2003 17:40									#16
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Nah you're not my type
Maybe its just the women at my college
try a cheesy one-liner, women love these when they're drunk :
ok im here, what were your other 2 wishes

	26-04-2003 20:26									#17
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I got some business cards printed that said: "Smile if you want to sleep with me" on them with my name & mobile number on the back. I will admit that I was not tremendously successful (2/40), but it was great fun watching them tryng to keep back the smile, and was an excellent ice-breaker. It earned me many new friends. If I was single at the moment I would try this again...

BTW, going up and just asking for sex might be a bit of a silly thing to do IMHO, I've seen many get slapped for trying that...

	26-04-2003 20:40									#18
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quote: Originally posted by Kropotkin Actually try to act like you think of them as human individuals instead of pieces of meat there for you pleasure is one way. Considering how few men that tries to pick up women that has (or tries to look like they have) this attitude it might work.

save the schmooz for the ladies, that sort of BS won't wash around here

	26-04-2003 22:14									#19
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I wish I knew

Jon Miller

	26-04-2003 22:25									#20
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quote: Originally posted by reds4ever save the schmooz for the ladies, that sort of BS won't wash around here

About the asking them for sex thing, I've always heard people talk about going to bars and asking every girl there for sex. The theory is that most will slap you but one will always say yes.

However, I have NEVER known ANYONE who has ever tried this.

	26-04-2003 22:27									#21
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Diss : I am not the same age as you, but I had tremendous trouble finding girls until recently too. And the thing that worked for me was to have an excuse to be alone with the girl for a rather long time (a night). I didn't jump on her at all, but we rather talked lengthly. One week later, she became my girlfriend (and remains so).

I'm not very good looking and had tons of comlexes until recently. But with some effort put on clothes, haircut and smile, most of these complexes went away, giving me enough self-confidence for the plan to work.

	26-04-2003 23:33									#22
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two words...

Eye...Contact...

I've learned you can pick up girls from across a room so long as you know just how to look at them, long enough to let them know you're interested, but short enough to not be leering.

	26-04-2003 23:35									#23
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quote: Originally posted by orange two words... Eye...Contact...

You mean you hypnotise women into dating you?

	26-04-2003 23:43									#24
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gotta do what you gotta do

	27-04-2003 00:56									#25
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The Templar's surefire method (but last attempted by him in the mid 90s)

(1) Go to club (preferably a club actually priced within your income bracket with a bit - just a bit - of a meatmarket rep).

(2) Locate group of at least 3 women who have not brought dates. A single pair will not separate. Odd numbers mean a complete pairing impossible, which mitigates the "stay here with us factor".

(3) Rate attractiveness level on standard social scale (I find blonde hair non-desirable but the rest of US loves it, so I have to look past my idiosyncratic tastes)

(4) Ask woman of mid-level attractiveness relative to group to dance/have a drink/whatever.

Never failed for me.

My theory behind this is that (1) mid-level attractiveness woman will be flattered that you asked her to dance as opposed to most attractive. (2) low-level attractiveness women now feel dynamic in club more favorable to them and so do not try to "latch on" with their friend whom you are separating from group.

Note However: (1) pick a group with women of mid-level attractiveness equal to your own sociatally determined level. (2) Go to a club within your income bracket - overshoot and your desirability obviously goes down. Undershoot and other males may resent your presence. (3) Raves have a completely different dynamic.

	27-04-2003 00:57									#26
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Damn Templar has the skillz.

If you like the whole club scene.

Nice work.

	27-04-2003 00:59									#27
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Has anyone said, "By their ears" yet ?

	27-04-2003 01:40									#28
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Wow, The Templar, this advice is impressive

	27-04-2003 01:44									#29
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Umm, but why should there be a problem with just going for the person you find most attractive?

But then I guess guys don't function the same way as girls.

	27-04-2003 02:33									#30
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Templar has it like a science experiment.