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Arrian
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Kneel before Grog!
Jul 2001
time: 00:27
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A couple more random thoughts:
We have to found a city named "Burundy" (sp? You know, President of Burundy).
Perhaps a city named "Cup of Coffee."
Perhaps two Plymouth's, preferably seperated by some water.  "Is this Plymouth? We've just come from Plymouth? We've gone 'round in a circle, lads, back on the boat!"
I think we really need to take a shot at the Hanging Gardens. "And, if you don't know the geography, it goes: Poland, Czechoslovakia, Egypt, Argentina, THE HANGING GARDENS OF BABYLON, and then Switzerland."
-Arrian
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FrustratedPoet
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All Glory To The Hypnotoad!
Mar 2002
time: 05:27
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All great ideas! 
The Plymouth one is my favourite, we've just GOT to try and do that at some stage.
(the correct spelling is "Burundi", by the way .... I know because I learnt them all when I had chicken pox )
There's another sketch, that you prolly haven't seen, about the Carthaginian's attack Rome over the Alps. Given the nature of Civ I'm sure we can get plenty of fun out of this one:
quote:
And the Carthaginians as well! Oh, they gave the Romans hell! Because they attacked Rome, the Carthaginians did, over the Alps on elephants… and the Romans were never expecting that. The Romans were there, going, “What? The Carthaginians attacking? God! I knew it! What? Attacking over the Alps? Damn! I knew they’d do that! What? They’re coming on elephants? Where did they get the elephants? There aren’t any elephants in Europe! This I’ve gotta see… Are you sure? You sure it’s just not a typo mistake? ‘The Carthaginians are attacking, they’re coming over the Alps in their element’? Happy, you know? They’re coming on ****ing elephants…” |
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Arrian
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Kneel before Grog!
Jul 2001
time: 00:27
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Oooh, the transcript section just reminded me, though, we must call a major military operation the "Heimlich Manuever."
OMG... I've seen the act so many times, and yet this:
quote:
What is it, Lieutenant Sebastian?"
"It's just the Rebels, sir. They're here."
"My God, man! Do they want tea?"
"No, I think they're after something more than that, sir. I don't know what it is, but they've brought a flag." ( cracks up )
"Damn, that's dash cunning of them!" |
Still made me 
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Arrian
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Kneel before Grog!
Jul 2001
time: 00:27
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Oooh, Definite Article looks good. Still, hard to tell in print form.
quote:
(as quiz show host) “Hey, it’s 8:00 o’clock, it’s ‘Who Gives a ****?’ (sings quiz show music) You don’t even know what you’re watching, and I’m Charlie Smiles, and here it is, it’s ‘Who Gives A ****?’ Two teams of five! Steve, tell us a bit about yourself!”
“Well, I…”
“That’s great, Steve!” (sings quiz show music) “And something happened to you when you were 2.”
“I was shot dead by a duck… wearing Blakeys.”
“Sounds good, Steve. This game is very, very simple and very similar to all the other games in the world. You’re gonna pick three things out of a hat, put them together into a small bag. If you choose the things off the conveyor belt, put your headphones on, go into the booth, listen to some music, come back out, act out a scene from ‘Othello,’ make a pie out of pastry, act out another scene, sing a song, and then, if you do that, you win a sausage. Do you wanna do that?”
”Sorry?”
“Okay, you don’t go home empty-handed, ‘cause we’re gonna cut your hands off!” (sings music from quiz show again) “Do you want to see what you would have won? Do you want to see what you would have won? You would have been president of the world! 3 billion people as your slaves! Instead, you’re gonna spend your entire life living in a ditch… with poo on your head!”
“Oh, thank you very much.” |
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