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FrustratedPoet
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All Glory To The Hypnotoad!
Mar 2002
time: 05:27
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TEAM NAME: Cake or Death?
THEME: Eddie Izzard
PHILOSOPHY: Making jokes is the first goal of the team, winning the game is about sixth ..... and the Duck was ninth.
In terms of actually playing the game, we're gonna be very relaxed about it, obviously. It'll be more like a succession game than a demogame from our point of view. No structured government style, any player can play the turns (we'll try to rotate it, depending on who has free time).
The current plan is to play as the English civ.
MEMBERS:
FrustratedPoet
Arrian
alva
Big Crunch
Theseus
Ixnay
Shiber
Jamski
If I've forgotten anyone I apologise profusely - let me know if I've missed you out of the list.
If you want to join the team then please post in this thread to let us know. New members gratefully received. The only requirement is that you demonstrate a love for Eddie Izzard in your application.
Last edited by FrustratedPoet on 04-06-2003 at 02:35
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FrustratedPoet
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All Glory To The Hypnotoad!
Mar 2002
time: 05:27
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quote:
"Cake or death?"
"Eh, cake please."
"Very well! Give him cake!"
"Oh, thanks very much. It's very nice."
"You! Cake or death?"
“Uh, cake for me, too, please."
"Very well! Give him cake, too! We're gonna run out of cake at this rate. You! Cake or death?"
"Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry. Sorry..."
"You said death first, uh-uh, death first!"
"Well, I meant cake!"
"Oh, all right. You're lucky I'm Church of England!" Cake or death?"
"Uh, cake please."
"Well, we're out of cake! We only had three bits and we didn't expect such a rush. So what do you want?"
"Well, so my choice is 'or death’? I’ll have the chicken then, please.
“Taste of human, sir. Would you like a white wine? There you go, thank you very much.”
“ Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?" |
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Arrian
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Kneel before Grog!
Jul 2001
time: 00:27
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Wow, not even close. My memory cut out the whole bit about Islamic jihads (I find that part slightly creepy nowadays, by the way) and the torture.
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Because the Anglican faith had a lack of principles for a long time. You can't get really headstrong about it. You can't say, you know, like the Islamic jihads that we hear bout. We get scared about those Islamic jihads. I think we do assume that everyone who is into the Islamic religion is having a jihad every other bloody day. There's a lot of very relaxed Islamic people, and we got to understand - remember, this is very important - and we do assume that jihads are just like, you know, everyday three jihads are issued by every individual. It just seems they're everywhere . "The fruit shop shortchanged me! A ****ing jihad on them!" Bump into someone, say,
"Hey! A ****ing jihad on you!"
"How many jihads have you got going now, Dad?"
"Well, 24. God, it's difficult to keep up with them!"
I just don't think that's happening. But you can't do that in Church of England, you can't say, "You must have tea and cake with the Vicar, or you die!" You can't have extreme points of view, you know. The Spanish Inquisition wouldn't have worked with Church of England.
"Talk! Will you talk!"
"But it hurts!"
"Well, loosen it up a bit, will you? Fine..."
‘Cause that's what it would be. "Tea and cake or death? Tea and cake or death? Tea and cake or death!" Students with beards, ( mimes demonstrating with picket signs ) "Tea and cake or death! Tea and cake or death! Little Red Cookbook! Little Red Cookbook!" |
-Arrian
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Jamski
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lol ED&D is officially full PvP LOL
May 2002
time: 05:27
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And there’s others like taxidermist! You can’t just go, “Oh, I was just working at the chip shop, and I just started stuffing animals with sand,” you know? You’ve gotta want to be! “I want to be a taxidermist! I wanna fill animals with sand. (mimes stuffing an animal) I wanna get more sand into an animal than anybody has ever bloody got in one. I wanna fill a rat with the entire Gobi Desert, so it’s really quite tight.”
They should put more things in, not just sand, that gets boring. “Porridge, I’m doing this one with porridge!” (mimes stapling the stuffed animal shut) Staple gun…
“I’ve done your dog, it’s is finished. I filled it with porridge.” (flop)
“It’s a bit floppy…”
“Yeah, that’s porridge to you, you know? You’ve got a two-level effect.”
“I’ve got nine-level effect.”
“Yeah, I’ve done your cat – he’s with helium.” (mimes holding the cat as a balloon over his head)
“It’s a bit high up…”
“Yeah, that’s helium, friend. There’s no height restriction.” (mimes pulling on string) “Here.” (lets go of string and catches it again) “If you grab it, you’ve got two controls.”
“Oh,yeah, I see it!”
And the cat is going (mimes balloon losing air), with that fixed expression…
Picasso, he should have been a taxidermist!
“I’ve done your dog. It’s got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of that?”
“Fido looks a bit weird.”
That's my all time favorite one.
-Jam
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Shiber
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Haifa, Israel
Jul 2002
time: 07:27
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"Brrrr, it's a bit cold, it's a bit cold..."
We could do the same as the Germans: "Ooh, I've got another idea, I have another idea. Brrrr, it's the same idea, it's the same idea..."
As the Zulus (which is not quite the Cambodians but as close as you get in Civ3PTW), we can poprush a lot thus "killing our own people", and everyone else would say "good, we've been trying to kill you ourselves for ages".
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01-05-2003 12:45
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-> your new avatar FP!
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