28-04-2003 19:59									#1
	Christianity Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

Those of you who are Christian and have always dreamed of converting the heathen () are hereby invited to propogandise their particular denomination. Catholics are specifically requested to join the discussion but all Christians will be treated equally. If you are not Christian but member of another major religion (excluding Judaism), I'll be happy to hear you too, although there is not a big chance that you will succeed in converting me.

Thank you,
~Mark

	28-04-2003 20:03									#2
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If you conver into Christianity in the next 15 days, you'll get full tank of gas for free and a hot dog to go with it. Act fast.

	28-04-2003 20:09									#3
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Don't buy Brand X!

It leaves you with unslightly 'Sin around the collar'.

If you believe in a big sky-daddy who makes everything better and will buy you that bike and make Old Yeller live again, why not just leave it at that and cut out all the rituals and rationalizing and BS?

	28-04-2003 20:10									#4
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I got reasons. Good ones. Don't worry. Just give me the info.

	28-04-2003 20:11									#5
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Christians have much better weapons than Muslims!

	28-04-2003 20:16									#6
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Not another religion thread!

	28-04-2003 20:17									#7
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Now THAT is a good reason.

"Truth through superior firepower"

	28-04-2003 20:20									#8
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My, this is spam-eriffic. Do you not know that posts here do nothing for your PC, or do you think there are Christians on this board juvenile enough to respond?
Actually, there might be, so maybe I shouldn't say that.
Anyway, boo on you, schlep.

	28-04-2003 20:20									#9
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Well, at least me thread is getting lots of replies (relative to time) - even though they're spam

Don't worry, soon some religious folks will come (hopefully)

	28-04-2003 20:22									#10
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Elok, why juvenile? This was a very serious question and as you can see I don't care at all about post counts, esp. that I only visit the OT forum here.

	28-04-2003 20:23									#11
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Jesus is handsome.

Ok.. I'll stop spamming here.

Seriously though, I don't want to convert you, or anyone else.. I don't want to market Christianity. If you feel like it's the one for you..

	28-04-2003 21:34									#12
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quote: Originally posted by Firelad Those of you who are Christian and have always dreamed of converting the heathen () are hereby invited to propogandise their particular denomination. Catholics are specifically requested to join the discussion but all Christians will be treated equally. If you are not Christian but member of another major religion (excluding Judaism), I'll be happy to hear you too, although there is not a big chance that you will succeed in converting me. Thank you, ~Mark

I'm a Christian, just not as good a Christian as I should be; or else I wouldn't be sitting here telling you that I'm no missionary, and couldn't care less if you burn in Hell for eternity.

You have a brain. You can make choices.
As far as I'm concerned, it's your problem.

Like I said, I'm not as good a Christian as I should be.

	28-04-2003 21:36									#13
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Although, I'm really referring to the belief in God.
I'm sure Buddhists, Muslems, et al will go to Heaven.

You might not, but hey...

	28-04-2003 21:39									#14
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All I'm trying to do is research the subject of Christianity and its different denominations... Sorry. Or something.

	28-04-2003 21:52									#15
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Here, is not the best place to do such "research", seeing as you have bible thumping converts on one side and pagan heathens on the other. All you will learn is that both sides have ppl that can argue really well about nothing until they are blue in the face.

	28-04-2003 22:00									#16
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Be a Catholic. We were the ones who started that whole Crusade thing and got the Muslims shitting their pants every time Westerners took over the Holy Land.

Also we have a well developed Church hierarchy that teaches young boys all about sex, and our schoolgirls are the hottest and nastiest femmes ever to wear those uniforms.

	28-04-2003 22:01									#17
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I was a bible thumping convert (alright, I wasn't, I was a moderate Christian) until I came up against the American brand of extreme right-wing evangelical Christianity...that turned me right off.
That and the hatred of homosexuality, which meant that I mostly wasn't welcome

	28-04-2003 22:02									#18
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quote: our schoolgirls are the hottest and nastiest femmes ever to wear those uniforms

You reeled me in! I am going to convert now... but I won't thump bibles

	28-04-2003 22:03									#19
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quote: Originally posted by Firelad Catholics are specifically requested to join the discussion

Didn't the Pope forbid Catholics from actively converting Jews last year?

	28-04-2003 22:23									#20
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If Judaism was good enough for Jesus, it should be good enough for you.

	28-04-2003 22:30									#21
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quote: Originally posted by Clear Skies I was a bible thumping convert (alright, I wasn't, I was a moderate Christian) until I came up against the American brand of extreme right-wing evangelical Christianity...that turned me right off.

Why?

	28-04-2003 22:31									#22
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Silly, believing in god.

	28-04-2003 22:33									#23
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catholicism is fun. if you're like every other catholic, you'll prolly end up in purgatorio and not heaven or hell.

besides, nobody can heap self-guilt like a catholic can.

	28-04-2003 22:44									#24
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quote: Originally posted by DinoDoc Why?

Because I loathe it with a passion...it's so intolerant and fire-breathing and everything. I despise intolerance, and they're intolerant of just about everything. Christianity shouldn't be about that, it shouldn't be about condemning but helping and loving and teaching...
I have many more reasons, but I expounded almost all of them in today's Politics lesson, so I'm kinda drained...one of the highlights was that they're almost all media-crazed money-hungry hypocrites.

	28-04-2003 22:57									#25
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When I first saw this thread, I said, gee another religion thread... but decided to see what would come of it...

And the answer is... SPAM... as expected...

So case closed.