03-03-2000 04:00									#1
	Responses to that Bond-Spoof Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

That was really funny! Weird, too... but that was the point. I like the "auto-move" joke at the end. Keep it up!

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--President Jakjon
--Datalinks

	04-03-2000 00:35									#2
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization 2

My goodness, somebody actually read it... I apologise for any blank humor in it - ten years of living in the UK have taken their toll on my soul, in the form of a scarily oblique sense of irony.

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"In all creation, there can be no task more onerous or tedious than that of playing God." - Stephen Fry, 'The Liar'.

	04-03-2000 20:39									#3
	Tired of ads?

It reminded me more of Leslie Nielson than Monty Python.

	04-03-2000 20:46									#4
	Inflate your Upload Space

In specific reference to bricks of all kinds, I'd say that came pretty damn close to Douglas Adams. Very well done!

	25-07-2000 02:48									#5
	Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations

^^ Bump ^^ (To correspond with the bumping of the story itself)

	25-07-2000 02:51									#6
	Inflate your Upload Space

[very unamused] Bloody double postings. Really get on my nerves.
[This message has been edited by Alinestra Covelia (edited July 24, 2000).]

	25-07-2000 02:57									#7
	Support Apolyton, pre-order Civilization IV

Edit: I was passing by and I thought I might as well correct this particular post, which was an accidental triple post a while back. Note how this edit comes some 80 days after the original error post, too. Now *that's* pedantry!

I wonder if anybody will actually read this? If not, it gives me carte blanche to be as immature and juvenile as I want.

Here goes:

There once was a woman from Spain,
Who was violently sick on a train.
Not once, but again,
And again, and again,
And again, and again, and again.

Tee hee! Try this one:

DAVID GINOLA is a French football player.

The numbers below correspond to his name:

3 2 6 7 8 11 1 4 10 5 9

Ha ha! And now for something really quite juvenile indeed:

(_!_) normal bottom
(!) skinny bottom
(__!__) fat bottom
(_#_) airplane toilet paper bottom
(_*_) too much curry bottom
(_@_) "blame the boyfriend" bottom

Now try something extremely juvenile which our website hosts.
http://www.enixine.dabsol.co.uk/enix/veryjuvey.html

(My housemate was responsible for this monstrosity, not me.)

Those of you UK-politically-inclined can find amusement from the anagram of VIRGINIA BOTTOMLEY's name:

IM AN EVIL TORY BIGOT

And finally, try this page for a scarily convincing parody of a certain type of well known fee paying website...
http://www.enixine.dabsol.co.uk/alinks.html

Right. I'm off to make some tea and read Chaucer. Tata.
[This message has been edited by Alinestra Covelia (edited November 11, 2000).]