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Ben Kenobi is offline Ben Kenobi
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Lutherans used to burn Mennonites as heretics.

Heck, everybody used to burn Mennonites as heretics, Anglicans, Lutherans, Catholics.

So you'll forgive me if I bite my thumb to Martin Luther.
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Obiwan...fine, sorry for putting quotes in a quotes thread. How about this:

A man goes into a confessional. "Father, I have sinned."
"What did you do?"
"I slept with a woman twenty years younger than I am, and she wasn't my wife."
"Well, that's terrible, but you seem to be sincere about repenting. Say twenty Hail Marys and pray to Jesus to forgive you."
"Jesus? Hail Marys? But Father, I'm Jewish!"
"What? Then why are you telling me this?"
"Father, I'm telling everyone"

That humor lowbrow enough?
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Much better.
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Everone used to burn everyone else as heretics whenever they could get away with it. That's why we invented baseball. Heretic burning just didn't sound right as a national passtime.
 
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