01-05-2003 18:08									#1
	PTWDG II: Monty Python Team Thread Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations

This is the Monty Python Team Thread for the PTWDG II.

Team Name: The Full Monty

Purpose: To enhance the fun of the PTWDG II by injecting as much Monty into it as we can.

Members:
dejon
Octavian X
Darekill
marlow
LzPrst
stuck_as_a_mac
rendelnep
Sir Ralph
DaveMcW
CivGeneral
Solomwi
Vlad Antlerkov

spOrkius (hasn't joined civgroup)

From the original discussion thread:

quote: Originally posted by dejon OK, some ideas to hash about - completely open for discussion. "The Full Monty" as a team name? Members to be encouraged(but not required) to create a team character, drawing their Monty inspiration from any movie, show, or skit they like. All diplomacy to be conducted in the appropriate manner. Of course, all unit names derived from Monty material.

New Members are welcome - apply by responding the to following:
(However you like, the funnier the better. Don't worry, everyone is accepted.)


He who would join the Fully Monty
Must answer me
These questions three
Ere the other side he see.

What...is your name?

What...is your quest?

What...is your favorite color?


Here's a helpful link for anyone whose Python lore is a bit rusty: Monty Python's Completely Useless Web Site

	01-05-2003 18:09									#2
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GhengisFarb's response:

quote: Originally posted by GhengisFarb quote: Originally posted by dejon He who would join the Fully Monty Must answer me These questions three Ere the other side he see. What...is your name? Sir Ghengis of Camelot quote: What...is your quest? To join the Monty Python team quote: What...is your favorite color? Blue, no wait .............. Argghhhh. I'll never get on this team.

	01-05-2003 18:10									#3
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Octavian X's response:

quote: Originally posted by Octavian X He who would join the Fully Monty Must answer me These questions three Ere the other side he see. What...is your name? Sir Octavian the Doughnut-Eater of Camelot! What...is your quest? To join the Monty Python Team! What...is the capital of Assyria? I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh! BTW: I think I'll join this team.

	01-05-2003 18:15									#4
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Admit it, you just want Knights who say NE!

	01-05-2003 18:19									#5
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quote: Originally posted by redstar1 Admit it, you just want Knights who say NE!

Why would we want units would only go northeast?

(Btw, it's The Knights Who Say "Ni!")

	01-05-2003 19:05									#6
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Ni!

And your mother smells of Elderberries.

At least I've heard of who we intend to imitate. Unlike that Edible Lizard team or whatever it is.........

Maybe the Food team will eat the Edible Lizard team?

	02-05-2003 01:17									#7
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And I came back with a witty:

Aha, you say that now!!!...
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Python and Eddie should not fight each other..

	02-05-2003 03:44									#8
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I was my private parts at your aunites, you sill Izzard bed-wetting pig dogs!

	02-05-2003 04:04									#9
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Can we do polaroids first...?

	02-05-2003 04:32									#10
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So since then, they've been kind of spiky and kind of, French... I'm very positive on the French, my family way back was French, so I go with it, but they are kind of, well, f*cking French at times...

"All of Europe, you must do this!"

"Well… we're not gonna! We're gonna have a sandwich."
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Take that, you French castle-guard-buttocks-showing-pointy-head-type person!!!

	02-05-2003 05:01									#11
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This is going to be a very interesting game, but Monty Python WILL win. Because we have the strongest castle in the whole of Britain. The first one sunk into the swamp, the second one sunk into the swamp, the third one burnt down, fell overm then sunk into the swamp, but the fourth one............

	02-05-2003 05:09									#12
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Do you have a flag?

	02-05-2003 05:12									#13
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Edible Lizard bed-wetting types - we burst our pimples at you, you tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!

	02-05-2003 06:02									#14
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Here's a random thought:

When we send the save onto the next team, could we get a swallow to take it?

	02-05-2003 06:10									#15
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And how fast does that swallow fly?

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Is that a European or North American swallow?

	02-05-2003 06:45									#17
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Where else but Poly???!!! Theseus.

Ok - but the real question for this team - will you have a Ministry of ......

	02-05-2003 06:51									#18
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quote: Originally posted by Theseus Is that a European or North American swallow?

African - we only use the best!

quote: Originally posted by BetaHound And how fast does that swallow fly?

It's not a question of speed! It's a simple question of weight ratios! How much does the save weigh?

	02-05-2003 06:54									#19
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Oh! I want to be the Minster of Funny Walks!

	02-05-2003 07:11									#20
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quote: Originally posted by GhengisFarb Oh! I want to be the Minster of Funny Walks!

Sure! I was wondering how long it would take someone to ask for that.

	02-05-2003 07:15									#21
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quote: It's not a question of speed! It's a simple question of weight ratios! How much does the save weigh?

Whoe, about 300k I'd say..

	02-05-2003 07:17									#22
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Technically, I raised it first. Then again - maybe I can be in charge of the cart.

"Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!"

	02-05-2003 07:46									#23
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" I feel fine... I wanna go for a walk "

Oops, wrong team...
(probably my all time favourite sketch )

	02-05-2003 08:57									#24
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quote: Originally posted by BetaHound Technically, I raised it first. Then again - maybe I can be in charge of the cart. "Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!"

Yes, you did indeed, but didn't ask the question. Also, did you want to be a member? I don't recall seeing your "application"... (see top post).

Edit: It helps distinguish team members from people who just can't resist posting in a Python thread.

	02-05-2003 09:47									#25
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Then I get to be Sir Octavian the- not- quite- so- brave- as- Sir- GhengisFarb, who had nearly fought the Dragon of Angnor, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol, and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill.

Either that, or I'm Sir not- playing- on- this- team.

	02-05-2003 09:59									#26
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quote: Originally posted by Octavian X Then I get to be Sir Octavian the- not- quite- so- brave- as- Sir- GhengisFarb, who had nearly fought the Dragon of Angnor, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol, and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill. Either that, or I'm Sir not- playing- on- this- team.

Okay, but please tell me that we can call you "Sir Octavian" for short.

	02-05-2003 16:03									#27
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quote: Originally posted by Octavian X Either that, or I'm Sir not- playing- on- this- team.

ROFL, that would be me since I can't be on a team as I volunteered to make the map.

	02-05-2003 16:43									#28
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JUst imagine our crack squad of ancient era fanatics:

Ghengis Farb: Forward, all!

Team Monkeys commander: Look out! The Judean People's Front!

Team 'cake or death commander: The Judean People's Front!

Sunshine team commander: The Judean People's Front!

Ghengis Farb: We are the Judean People's Front, crack suicide squad. Suicide squad...attack!

Judean People's Front committing suicide: Augh! Arrgh...

Judean People's Front Commander: That showed them, huh?

	02-05-2003 16:47									#29
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quote: Originally posted by dejon Yes, you did indeed, but didn't ask the question. Also, did you want to be a member? I don't recall seeing your "application"... (see top post). Edit: It helps distinguish team members from people who just can't resist posting in a Python thread.

dejon - can't decide - Monkeys or Monty.

	02-05-2003 18:38									#30
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" Monty Monkey " ?!

Would never have caught on in RL, but let that not stop you here