01-05-2003 18:11									#1
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I remember wanting to get really sick so i could be part of the make-a-wish foundation program. looking back on it that is one of the most terrible things ive ever thought of.

i wanna hear some of yours

	01-05-2003 18:57									#2
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It's not guilty but very typical of children :
I wanted to do my Barmitzveh (sp ?) after witnessing a friend getting really tons of gifts (including the hefty sum of ~ 3000 € )
I have given up when I heard I had to learn Hebrew for two years

	01-05-2003 19:00									#3
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I wanted to murder the San Francisco Giants in 1989 so the Cubs would go to the World Series.

	01-05-2003 19:03									#4
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It's not really childhood, but in his novel, Generation X, Doug Copeland talks about young adults fantasizing about how much better off they'd be financially if their parents were to suddenly die (he calls this fantasy, "Pull the Plug, Slice the Pie" )

I've done that.

	01-05-2003 19:07									#5
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quote: Originally posted by Sava I wanted to murder the San Francisco Giants in 1989 so the Cubs would go to the World Series.

Uh, Sava? This is a thread about UNhealthy thoughts, not healthy thoughts like, say, wanting the plane carrying the 1984 Padres to go down in flames halfway through the playoffs.

	01-05-2003 19:09									#6
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Rufus :
Did you fantasize, or did you actually pull the plug ?

	01-05-2003 19:09									#7
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-I wanted to set the school on fire just so that I wouldn't have to go (I really had a plan but never did it( 7 years old))
-I wanted to put nails everywhere in the street so that my school bus would get a flat when it came to pick me up (tried it, never worked....should of used a board with nails(8 years old))
-I wanted to be a dog so that I'd never have to dress up or clean my room and such(6 years old)

and a lot more....


Spec.

	01-05-2003 19:09									#8
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quote: Uh, Sava? This is a thread about UNhealthy thoughts, not healthy thoughts like, say, wanting the plane carrying the 1984 Padres to go down in flames halfway through the playoffs.

I was too young to hate then...

	01-05-2003 19:12									#9
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quote: Originally posted by Spiffor Rufus : Did you fantasize, or did you actually pull the plug ?

Just fantasized. Mom's alive, well, and spending my inheritance hand-over-fist.

	01-05-2003 19:45									#10
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the day my latin teacher died, my first thought was about the homework I didnīt do and the latin words I didnīt learn this day.
it took a couple of hours until I realized that one of our best teachers left us this day.

	01-05-2003 23:17									#11
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I once watched a friend barbeque a live worm. Its death throes disturbed me.

	01-05-2003 23:20									#12
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When I was 8 I wanted to marry my cousin Lisa.











She's still hot.

	01-05-2003 23:32									#13
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i've always pondered extreme actions for what i thought were a bit longer than i should be, such as murder, suicide, and rape.

i know full well that i'll never do any of them, unless some extreme circumstances arise, i suppose.

	02-05-2003 00:41									#14
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Rufus, I have done it also.. man that feels bad .
I just comfort myself that many people do it, and it's normal.. but it just feels so wrong to even think that.. I guess I should worry when I don't get that guilty feeling

	02-05-2003 00:56									#15
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Sex, anyone, anywhere, anytime. (Not that I did) I hadn't even hit 12. I was a very horny child.

	02-05-2003 01:07									#16
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you should've mastrubated more. It worked for me. Once that annoying drive diverted my attention from learning, books and science, I immideately crushed it under my fist.

	02-05-2003 01:10									#17
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If I masterbated anymore, my dick would have fallen off. Either that or it would have been stretched to the point were it would look like I would have needed to be circumsized again.

	02-05-2003 01:12									#18
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That's not a bad thing, you know.

	02-05-2003 01:15									#19
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About which part? My dick falling off, or it looking like I'd need to be circumsized again? I consider both bad... at least for me. =P No offense to those who are in either situation.

	02-05-2003 01:18									#20
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Hehe.

	02-05-2003 09:45									#21
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Uh, foreskin is good.

	02-05-2003 10:31									#22
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I laughed so loud when my relative had a heart attack. It wasnt that I hated him or anything, it was because people around him were acting like retards and were pretending like it was a tremendous shock. C'mon... the guy was over 300lbs and had an extremly unhealthy eating habits. I say, if your going to pretend like you care, at least try to be convincing.

Needless to say, I got in trouble. And to this day I wonder why. I guess this doesnt count as "guilty" thoughts after all.

	02-05-2003 10:37									#23
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I once thought communism was rotten.

How far I've grown

	02-05-2003 10:48									#24
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quote: Originally posted by Sava When I was 8 I wanted to marry my cousin Lisa. She's still hot.

I didn't have that problem, because I have only 3 cousins, only one of whom is female. She also happens to have more poundage the other two cousins combined. BTW anyone seen the Friends episode with Jeri Ryan playing the hot cousin?

I contemplated ripping off a girl's clothes... as a preschooler.

	02-05-2003 10:53									#25
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when it snowed and we didn't get out of school, i always wanted at least one school bus to wreck, and kill all of the kids on board in the most horrible way possible so the school board would get fired, and the new one would cancle school at the very hint of snow

	02-05-2003 11:08									#26
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actually, JW reminded me of one.

When I was in somewhere around 1st grade me and my friends used to tease kids all the time, but I never teased girls for some reason. I used to watch my friends bully girls as well and one day decided that I should be fair and tease girls as well. So one day I went up to a girl, lifted her skirt up and starting taunting her and it made her cry. I felt pretty guilty about it afterwards.

Nowadays you'd probably be charged with sexual harassment for what I did.. It must suck to be a kid at this day in age. They get stripped of al the fun.

	02-05-2003 21:00									#27
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quote: Originally posted by Calc II When I was in somewhere around 1st grade me and my friends used to tease kids all the time, but I never teased girls for some reason. I used to watch my friends bully girls as well and one day decided that I should be fair and tease girls as well. So one day I went up to a girl, lifted her skirt up and starting taunting her and it made her cry. I felt pretty guilty about it afterwards. Nowadays you'd probably be charged with sexual harassment for what I did.. It must suck to be a kid at this day in age. They get stripped of al the fun.

That's ****ed up. It's good people would get punished for something like that today.

	02-05-2003 21:05									#28
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yeah but i didnt know what I was doing cause I was too young.

and theres a difference in getting trouble and punishing a kid from charging a kid with sexual harrassment lawsuit.

	02-05-2003 21:07									#29
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When I was in 5th and 6th grades, my friends and I would rather mercilessly tease this one kid. His name was Jay, and his last name rhymed with a rude bodily noise, so we naturally called him Gay Belch.

I do feel somewhat bad about it, because we did upset him on a few occasions to the point of tears. However, I say "somewhat" because he brought a lot of it on himself. He was socially inept to the point of unbelievable rudeness, he picked his nose and ate his boogers, had had hygiene all around, and often made a fool of himself both in class and out.

I've talked to a few people who have limited contact with him still, and they say he is still a *****. Man, we didn't try hard enough!

	02-05-2003 21:41									#30
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He was socially inept? Well, He DID have it coming.